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Author Topic: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!  (Read 83107 times)

JoshuaFH

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #930 on: May 25, 2009, 04:20:39 pm »

I don't understand the directions you gave.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #931 on: May 25, 2009, 08:33:44 pm »

Can you put me on the waiting list?

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #932 on: May 26, 2009, 02:47:11 am »

Removing spiders. As in, pick them up from my body, throw them away.


Oh, the other thing.

Rewrite:

Go through the motions again, this time look for the lighter box:

Put 4 on the scale two on each side,
if one is side is lighter, put those two on the scale one on each side, take the lighter one.

Otherwise, put 2 of the other remaining three (there are only 7 left cause I already opened one) on the scale, if they're equal, it's the last one that isn't on the scale, otherwise pick the lighter one.

This time, 'that other guy' can open it.
"My name's Siquo, by the way, as you can see on the label on the clothes you're wearing. What's yours?"
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This one thread is mine. MIIIIINE!!! And it will remain a happy, friendly, encouraging place, whether you lot like it or not. 
will rena,eme sique to sique sxds-- siquo if sucessufil
(cant spel siqou a. every speling looks wroing (hate this))

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #933 on: May 26, 2009, 03:14:58 am »

I ask Bill if we can use the Barrogs to ride ut of here. While pretending we help on the frontlines. Quietly.
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Watermelons are pretty important.

Emperor_Jonathan

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #934 on: May 26, 2009, 03:18:39 am »

HOLY SHIT DIDNT ONE OF THEM EAT THAT GUY
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Vlynndar

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #935 on: May 26, 2009, 03:40:15 am »



O SHI-
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Watermelons are pretty important.

TheToeBighter98

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #936 on: May 26, 2009, 08:51:35 am »

Stop being a baby and hypnotize the monsters into breaking you free of the camp.
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Vlynndar

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #937 on: May 26, 2009, 09:19:43 am »

Stop being a baby and hypnotize the monsters into breaking you free of the camp.

Finally. Thank you. ;D
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Watermelons are pretty important.

JoshuaFH

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #938 on: May 28, 2009, 01:06:15 am »

Removing spiders. As in, pick them up from my body, throw them away.


Oh, the other thing.

Rewrite:

Go through the motions again, this time look for the lighter box:

Put 4 on the scale two on each side,
if one is side is lighter, put those two on the scale one on each side, take the lighter one.

Otherwise, put 2 of the other remaining three (there are only 7 left cause I already opened one) on the scale, if they're equal, it's the last one that isn't on the scale, otherwise pick the lighter one.

This time, 'that other guy' can open it.
"My name's Siquo, by the way, as you can see on the label on the clothes you're wearing. What's yours?"

You solve the puzzle, you convince the masked man to open it instead of you.



He finds a calendar with pictures of attractive, scantily clad women on it.

"What is this nonsense?!"

"Hahaha, so you like solving puzzles, I see. Let me crank up the difficulty for you then, now that there are 6 boxes..."

He snaps his fingers,

"Now deduce which one is ever so slightly heavier than the others, this time you only get to use the scale one time."

You take a look at the boxes, then the gnome speaks again,

"You know, it's probably just me, but I always felt that everything in this world is alive and has a purpose in life. From the trees, to the clouds, to the grains of dirt, all doing their thing because they enjoy doing it, it's their calling in life."

What do you do?

I ask Bill if we can use the Barrogs to ride ut of here. While pretending we help on the frontlines. Quietly.

"Why, of course not, the Barrogs are creatures captured from the nastiest, deadliest pits in the Valley of Jennifer. The Faundians have been trying to figure out ways to tame them, but even when raised from birth, they're heartless, savage animals that show no remorse or hesitation when it comes to killing. I heard they catapulted one over the walls some time ago to see if it would wreak havoc on the general populace, I'm not quite sure what became of it."

You ask the masked man for his name.

"Oh, if it's really necessary, the name's Derrick."

What do you do?
« Last Edit: May 28, 2009, 01:09:33 am by chaoticjosh »
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #939 on: May 28, 2009, 01:08:15 am »

You're making this impossible aren't you.
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Siquo

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #940 on: May 28, 2009, 02:55:13 am »

No. I do not like solving puzzles.

*Siquo cancels solving: lost patience*

Run to the gnome and impale him on my spear.

While saying: "You know, it's probably just me, but I always felt that everything in this world that is alive and has an annoying purpose in life should die. From the trees, to the clouds, to the grains of dirt, all doing their thing because they enjoy doing it, it's their calling in life, and they should die for it."
« Last Edit: May 28, 2009, 03:39:14 am by Siquo »
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will rena,eme sique to sique sxds-- siquo if sucessufil
(cant spel siqou a. every speling looks wroing (hate this))

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #941 on: May 28, 2009, 03:27:35 am »

Right. ">:D" Now is the time for hypnotizing monsters.

EDIT: The hell. Is
Code: [Select]
>:D really a smilie? Disregard it then.
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Watermelons are pretty important.

JoshuaFH

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #942 on: May 29, 2009, 10:41:07 pm »

No. I do not like solving puzzles.

*Siquo cancels solving: lost patience*

Run to the gnome and impale him on my spear.

While saying: "You know, it's probably just me, but I always felt that everything in this world that is alive and has an annoying purpose in life should die. From the trees, to the clouds, to the grains of dirt, all doing their thing because they enjoy doing it, it's their calling in life, and they should die for it."

You attack the Gnome!

Roll: 5 (5 + 5 = 10)

and does 10 damage! The gnome is reduced to -2 hp.



The door opens up, nothing comes out.

You look into the room and notice it's a dark stairway.

You notice the Gnome's hat has fallen off. Looking inside, you notice the word "Gordy" written on the inside. Guess that's his name.

What do you do?


Right. ">:D" Now is the time for hypnotizing monsters.

EDIT: The hell. Is
Code: [Select]
>:D really a smilie? Disregard it then.

You attempt to hypnotize the beasts, but the spinning object only seems to make it agitated.

What do you do?

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #943 on: May 29, 2009, 10:51:34 pm »

What? There is no way that gnome is dead. Hes far too intelegent!
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #944 on: May 29, 2009, 11:09:46 pm »

HEY YOU NEVER TOOK MY ACTION
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