Take cover. Fire crossbow at imps. Deadly journey my ass (if I had a donkey, that is), the dice of the Gods make me invincible! For the Duke!
You fire at an imp from long range!
Roll: 2 (2 + 3 = 5)
and deal 5 damage! The first imp has 10 hp now. You have 18 arrows left.
The Imp yells at you!
"Thanks alot jerk! We were just deciding who would put in the last ingredient, imp blood!"
The imp sprinkles some of the blood from his wound into the purple container.
The symbol on the ground glows brightly and the ground is beginning to shake.
What do you do?
The bear has suddenly appeared right beside you, as if out of nowhere!
This made me make a sound like "mahahahahaha". People gave me odd looks.
Oh no. Oh, no no no. I'm not falling for that one.
"My good man, I regrettably am unable to pay this toll. As I am, sadly, not intelligent I can't answer your riddles either. Thank you for your time, but I will swim."
And I will do so.
You, deciding that dealing with a troll is probably a bad idea, opt to jump into the river and swim across!
However, while you have the life jacket, which enables to you
float, it does not enable you to
swim.
You are floating downstream.
You are helpless as the current carries you to an unknown destination!
What will become of poor hopeless town retard Vlynndar?
> Demand refund for tin whistle, while running in circles around the shop being chased by the bear.
You demand a refund for this blatant misadvertisement!
"Sorry bub, no refunds. Besides, it's welded to your hand for crying out loud!"
This makes you so angry, if only you lived in a society whose laws were constructed to disallow businesses from taking advantage of consumers!
The bear is not interested in attacking you, for you've been good lately.
What do you do?
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