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Author Topic: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!  (Read 85180 times)

Vlynndar

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #855 on: May 09, 2009, 02:50:51 am »

Westwards!
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #856 on: May 09, 2009, 02:51:54 am »

Westwards!

There are two path's leading West. A Northern Path and a Southern Path.

Which will you choose?
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Vlynndar

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #857 on: May 09, 2009, 02:57:01 am »

After much deliberation, I have decided to take the southern one.
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Watermelons are pretty important.

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #858 on: May 09, 2009, 11:42:07 am »

Check out the strange markings, first!
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #859 on: May 09, 2009, 12:41:07 pm »

Oh shit! I forgot about this! You need to PM me, goddammit.

I blow the whistle. You blow my whistle baby, tweet, tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet, tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet.

After much deliberation, I have decided to take the southern one.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—   
I took the one less traveled by,   
And that has made all the difference.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2009, 12:49:09 pm by Squeegy »
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #860 on: May 10, 2009, 04:15:36 am »

After much deliberation, I have decided to take the southern one.

You take the southern path.

You reach the southern bridge.




You come across a Troll, wielding a +9 giant oaken club.

"To pass this bridge, you must answer my riddles or pay a toll of 1 gold human, what'll it be?"

What do you do?

Check out the strange markings, first!

You go the the strange site.



You see the imps in the distance, huddled around a purple container of some sort.

They are deeply focused on the purple object, and have not noticed you.

What do you do?

Oh shit! I forgot about this! You need to PM me, goddammit.

I blow the whistle. You blow my whistle baby, tweet, tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet, tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet.

After much deliberation, I have decided to take the southern one.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—   
I took the one less traveled by,   
And that has made all the difference.

You blow the whistle, perhaps the tune will sooth your rattled nervous.

You make a loud high whistling noise.



The bear has suddenly appeared right beside you, as if out of nowhere!

The tin whistle is cursed!

The Tin Whistles welds itself to your hand! You cannot unequip the Cursed Tin Whistle.

The shopkeeper doesn't seem to mind the presence of the bear.

What do you do?
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #861 on: May 10, 2009, 04:45:18 am »

((I would like to reserve a waiting spot, if you would please PM me when I can go in I would be very happy :)))
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #862 on: May 10, 2009, 05:30:18 am »

((A while mate.))


ATTACK THE DEVILISH IMPS SIQUO, DESTROY THEM!
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #863 on: May 10, 2009, 06:06:47 am »

Give the bear you pic-a-nic baskets, before it mauls you!
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #864 on: May 10, 2009, 08:09:08 am »

Take cover. Fire crossbow at imps. Deadly journey my ass (if I had a donkey, that is), the dice of the Gods make me invincible! For the Duke!
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #865 on: May 10, 2009, 12:21:57 pm »

> Demand refund for tin whistle, while running in circles around the shop being chased by the bear.
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Vlynndar

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #866 on: May 10, 2009, 02:24:16 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Oh no. Oh, no no no. I'm not falling for that one.
"My good man, I regrettably am unable to pay this toll. As I am, sadly, not intelligent I can't answer your riddles either. Thank you for your time, but I will swim."

And I will do so.
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Watermelons are pretty important.

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #867 on: May 10, 2009, 07:12:49 pm »

I hope the troll smashes you for your insolence.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #868 on: May 10, 2009, 07:30:05 pm »

What was the whistle made out of?

Stygian Ice? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Vlynndar

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #869 on: May 11, 2009, 03:42:03 am »

I hope the troll smashes you for your insolence.

He probably will.
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Watermelons are pretty important.
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