Hmmm, wait till medicated status wears off, get behind the frontline of soldiers, fire crossbow at general. Tell soldier:
"Get your ass to the barracks, and bring me back some matches! I've got a bomb here and I see some excellent targets to throw it at!"
EPIC!
You tell your new friend to go to the barracks and get the matches you left behind.
2 turns pass, watching the battle unfold, several soldiers die, and you're free from your negative status ailment! You use this opportunity to get into the back row,
You get a better look at the General from your new vantage point.
He has amazingly well-made +20 armor, and a odd looking +10 weapon which appears to be a combination of a spear and a sword!
You fire an arrow at the general with your crossbow.
Roll: 5
No damage! You've used 1 +3 arrow.
The Lamarian gets back with the matches.
It would appear that the Lamarians that are stopping the horde of Faundians will likely get annihilated in 2 turns.
What do you do?
That sounds good enough. Plus, existence failure ain't bad. I'll be a trialee!
"Wonderful! This'll only take a second..."
The woman takes your hand and in permanent ink draws an odd symbol...
"This mark will last until Rorschach himself decides to take it off of you. I hope you have a wonderful day sir!"
What do you do?
StatusSiquo:
6hp
wearing:Artifact GCS silk thong, +10 armor
inventory:
- +4 spear (equipped)
- +1 crossbow
- 19 +3 bolts
- glass vial (empty)
- bomb
Squeegy:
7hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes
-bag (10 silver, maps)
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Vlynndar:
20hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes. Rorschach Symbol.
-bag (10 silver, maps)
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