I go to the church of Rorschach. Before that, I ask if duke Cody knows who nibbled on my head.
You ask Duke Cody about your head,
"You were born that way dope!"
Duke Cody leaves.
You head to the Church of Rorschach.
Oh, nobody's here.
Or is there?!
The woman wipes the orange paint off her face and speaks to you,
"Hello peasant! My name is Marsha! I'm a priest of the Church of Rorschach. Rorschach is a god of Riddles and obfuscation, not to be confused with Anwalt, the god of lies. Where Anwalt seeks to subvert the truth with his own, Rorschach simply attempts to display the truth in difficult to understand ways, maybe even making you understand something about yourself in the process. Rorschach is known for being the most benevolent and generous god, but only to those that truly deserve it. Would you like to learn more?"
What do you do?
> Flip off chaoticjosh, run into light blue, center-spiked shop.
You go into the
purple, center-spiked shop,
the shopkeeper talks to you,
"Hey there, how ya doin?"
He points to the top shelf,
"Here we have some umbrellas, 5 copper each. Then a box of Medicated, Extra Strength Icyhot patches, 4 to a box, 8 silver. Then we have some whistles, real loud, 2 copper each."
The shopkeep then points to the bottom shelf,
"Here we have a new item, a rotating, hand-cranked hypno-disc. Looks sorta dumb, so it'll probably only work on dumb animals, or really dumb people, it's two silver. Then in the middle here we have a life vest, it floats you see, so if you wear this, you probably couldn't drown even if you wanted to. It's six silver. Then finally, in this glass jar, we have a specially trained pet spider. It's a very poisonous spider that's trained to follow simple commands, like 'bite' 'follow' 'make web' or anything like that. It's 1 gold. Do ya want anything?"
What do you do?
Retreat to behind the Lamarian, Attack from there, *after his attack*. (Need him to get the armor down a bit more).
Yell at the Axe-man:"Run, like the coward that you are! You're outnumbered!"
The Lamarian attacks!
Roll: 5! (5 + 5 - 6 = 4)
and deals 4 damage! The axe man has 15 hp left! His armor is reduce to 4!
Coin Flip to Stun: Heads! He is stunned!
The Lamarian is now Over-medicated!
You attempt to attack!
Coin flip: heads
You succeed!
Roll: 6! No lucky hit! (6 + 4 - 4 = 6)
You deal 6 damage! The axe man has 9 hp left!
Over-medication will last 2 more turns.
You are winning, but you feel something terrible has happened or is happening. You can't quite place this feeling though.
What do you do?
StatusSiquo:
Over-medicated 2 turns
6hp
wearing:Artifact GCS silk thong, +10 armor
inventory:
- +4 spear (equipped)
- +1 crossbow
- 20 bolts
- glass vial (empty)
- bomb
Squeegy:
7hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes
-bag (10 silver, maps)
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Vlynndar:
20hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes.
-bag (10 silver, maps)
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Topic: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering! (Read 83254 times)