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[Emperor_Jonathan]

Also, I try to stand up.

[JoshuaFH]

Attack Axeguy again! How many patches are left in the box? If there are more, let the Lamarian take one, too!

The lamarian applies the last patch from the box.

The medicated Extra Strength fills his body. That hand of his is burning red. It's loud roar tells him to grasp victory!

The Lamarian gets the Extra Strength status boost!

You attack the spear man!

Roll: 2! Ignores armor! (2 + 4 = 6)

You deal 6 damage! The spear mean has 5 hp left!

The lamarian attacks the axe man!

Roll: 5!

No damage! Enemies armor is reduced to 8!

Coin Flip: heads

The enemy is stunned!

The spear man attacks you!

Roll: 4

No damage!

What do you do?

fuck it, I run for my life and flip the bear off, and take refuge in Shop

The bear attacks AGAIN!

Roll: 3 (3 + 3 = 6)

You are dealt 6 damage! You have 7 hp now!

You take a look at your map again.



You notice that the shops are different colors, and have different styles of roofing.

What do you do?

"Um. I can't actually move, can you move the hilt of the blade closer to me?"

Also, I try to stand up.

You try to stand. You auto-fail because of paralysis.

You tell Cube Head to bring the hilt closer to you.



Sparks fly off the hilt as he gets closer. Cube Head doesn't want to touch it.

Cube Head thinks hard, then comes with an idea.

Cube Head swings his giant blade at your neck.

Roll: 4 (4 + 16 + 10 - 4 = 26)

and deals 26 damage! You are reduced to -15 health.



You are decapitated.

You are dead.

Jon's path has ended.



Cube Head holds your head closer to the hilt, giving you a better look.

When you don't speak, he shakes you about, then drops your head.



Cube Head is sad.

Spoiler: Evil House riddle answer (click to show/hide)

It was briefly hinted from his actions and dialect that Cube Head isn't very intelligent. Since he's illiterate, telling him any name would have sufficed.

Status

Siquo: Extra Strength
6hp
wearing:Artifact GCS silk thong, +10 armor
inventory:
- +4 spear (equipped)
- +1 crossbow
- 20 bolts
- glass vial (empty)
- bomb

Squeegy:
7hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes
-bag (10 silver, maps)
-
-
-
-


((Now accepting requests for my newest victim... er... I mean.. player.))

[Siquo]

"Whoohoo, we're going to win!"

Attack again!

[The Mad Engineer]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That is, until the "Cold" part of the Hot-cold patch kicks in.

[Vlynndar]

Ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me!

[Siquo]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That is, until the "Cold" part of the Hot-cold patch kicks in.

Shhh! Don't remind him!

[Org]

Josh, may I take the role of a new peasant?

[JoshuaFH]

Remember, I want your starting location too!

[cowofdoom78963]

Lemmie join! Lemmie join! If Im lucky enough I would start in Trombly.

Anyway how do you decide who goes?

[Org]

I would like to start in trombly

[Vlynndar]

My place to start would be Baurville.

[JoshuaFH]

Anyway how do you decide who goes?

Oh, just the same way the government decides things.

[CloisteredSyrups]

I choose to be patient and wait. :3

[JoshuaFH]

Vlynndar's Path start

Vlynndar is standing in his hut in Baurville, thinking hard about his actions.



Being a retarded farm hand isn't easy. Just the other day, Squeegy picked a fight with you for no reason! You got angry and broke his hand. Oh, how you wish you could get your own farm, and live off the fat o' the land with your precious rabbits.

All of a sudden though, you hear someone shout "OH NO!",



A fully plated guard (+10 armor and some weapon) crashes through your wall.

Duke Cody walks through the door like a sane person.



The guard speaks,

"Why'd you push me Sir Cody?"

"'Cause no one expected it!"

Cody turns to you,

"Hey, I'm getting a bad feeling that I'm sending all these peasants to their doom, why, I just saw my most recent one get mauled by a bear the moment he stepped out of his hut! So I'll alleviate my guilt by... sending another peasant! And that means you! I need you to go to Piet and get rid of some imps for me. Here's some silver and maps."

He gives you a bag containing 10 silver and some maps.

You look at the map and scratch where you and squeegy live on it.



What do you do?

"Whoohoo, we're going to win!"

Attack again!

You attack the Spear man!

Roll: 3! Armor ignored! (3 + 4 = 7)

You deal 7 damage! The spear man is dead!

The Icyhot patch stops providing the warm soothing sensation and the Icy medicated part kicks in! You are chilled to the bone and feel drowsy from sheer quantity of the soothing medicine pouring into your body! You lose the Extra Strength and it is replaced with the Over-medicated status ailment! You must flip a coin on all actions to make sure you don't lose your concentration midway through, and You'll never get a lucky hit, even if you roll a 6.

The Lamarian attacks!

Roll: 4! (4 + 5 - 8 = 1)

and deals 1 damage! His armor is reduced to 6!

Flip to stun:

Coin Flip: tails

The axe man attacks!

Roll: 2

no damage!

What do you do?

Status

Siquo: Over-medicated
6hp
wearing:Artifact GCS silk thong, +10 armor
inventory:
- +4 spear (equipped)
- +1 crossbow
- 20 bolts
- glass vial (empty)
- bomb

Squeegy:
7hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes
-bag (10 silver, maps)
-
-
-
-

Vlynndar:
20hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes.
-bag (10 silver, maps)
-
-
-
-

[Vlynndar]

I go to the church of Rorschach. Before that, I ask if duke Cody knows who nibbled on my head.