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[Hawkfrost]

Ahaha, Pyramid Head reference, awesome!

[Emperor_Jonathan]

"Hey bud. How yah goin?"

Also, wtf does Languidly means.

[Squeegy]

I said I go into the first shop dammit!

[cowofdoom78963]

Also, wtf does Languidly means.

to do in a languid manner.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

...

So what does Languid mean.


I would totally look it up but I'm tired.

[cowofdoom78963]

...

So what does Languid mean.


I would totally look it up but I'm tired.

"lacking in spirit or interest" would fit the description best.

[JoshuaFH]

Oooh, horror-house strikes again!

I rally the troop: "Come on, for Lamar!"

Apply a patch, 'cause the box sais "Extra Strength"!! And Medicated!



Of course, in line with memes-that-never-die, I apply directly to the forehead.
Attack the enemy!

You apply one of the Icyhot patches.

You feel relaxed and relieved!

The medicated extra strength courses through your veins! That hand of yours glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells you to defeat them!

You get the Extra Strength status booster! For 3 turns, the special effect of your weapon type will always activate, even if you don't roll a 6!

You attack the axe guy!

Roll: 5! Armor is ignored! (5 + 4 = 9)

You deal 9 damage! The axe guy has 11 hp left!

The lamarian attacks,

Roll: 2

no damage!

The spearman attacks!

Roll: 6! Armor is ignored! (4 + 6 = 10)

And deals 10 damage to you! You have 6 hp left!

The axeman attacks!

Roll: 4

no damage!

What do you do?

"Hey bud. How yah goin?"

Also, wtf does Languidly means.

Cube Head approaches you. With his off hand, grabs you leg and throws you against the wall!



Roll: 1

Fortunately, your armor shirt protects you against the soft plaster wall.

You drop down to the ground.



Cube Head stands over you, then points to the sword. More specifically, to the runes.

What do you do?

I said I go into the first shop dammit!

The bear mauls you!

Roll: 3 (3 + 3 = 6)

and deals 6 damage! You have 13 hp now!

Perhaps you should note that the shops aren't clearly labeled as 1st, 2nd, or 3rd.

What do you do?

Status

Jon:
9hp Paralyzed
wearing: +4 Metal Shirt. Leather shoes.
inventory:
-pouch (VB coin, maps)
-wad of hay
-Fairy Whistle
-Glass bottle (empty)
- +2 sword
-Old, dirty clothes
- +2 Halberd (Spear and axe, equipped)
-Blue Silk satchel (assortment of colored drawing sticks)

Siquo:
6hp
wearing:Artifact GCS silk thong, +10 armor
inventory:
- +4 spear (equipped)
- +1 crossbow
- 20 bolts
- glass vial (empty)
- bomb

Squeegy:
13hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes
-bag (10 silver, maps)
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[Emperor_Jonathan]

"Do you want me to kill you with that sword with the runes on it?


Or do you want to kill me with the sword with the runes on it...


Look. You seem to be a nice fellow, you also seem to be tired of this, why don't we stop this fighting and you join me?"

[JoshuaFH]

"Do you want me to kill you with that sword with the runes on it?


Or do you want to kill me with the sword with the runes on it...


Look. You seem to be a nice fellow, you also seem to be tired of this, why don't we stop this fighting and you join me?"

Cube Head, in an almost struggling rasping voice, says,

"Na... Name... Runes are name... Tell me name..."

What do you do?

[Emperor_Jonathan]

"Um. I can't actually move, can you move the hilt of the blade closer to me?"

[Cheeetar]

Cube Head

I see what you did there.

[Siquo]

Attack Axeguy again! How many patches are left in the box? If there are more, let the Lamarian take one, too!

[Squeegy]

fuck it, I run for my life and flip the bear off, and take refuge in Shop

[Siquo]

You know that not specifying which Shop is going to get you really really killed 

I, at least, have received an actual *chance* of getting out of this alive, however slim it is.

[CloisteredSyrups]

Death is abundant in this world.

I am pleased.