Ask the Lamarian if he has a plan. Or matches.
If has-plan, follow his lead.
Else If has-matches, take them, light bomb, throw bomb at enemies.
Else, attack.
Yes, I'm at work, programming. It changes your talking style 
You ask the guard if he has a plan,
"A plan? The fort was the plan! I don't know what to do."
You ask if he has any matches,
"Matches... no... I have these Icyhot medicated patches,"
"Will they work?"
You attack the axe guy!
Roll: 5
No damage!
The Lamarian attacks,
Roll: 5
No damage!
The axeman attacks you!
Roll: 6 (quadrupled attack modifier! 6 + 8 - 10 = 4)
4 damage is dealt to you! You have 16 hp now!
The spearman attacks!
Roll: 3
No damage!
What do you do?
Feed them some love potion than go to bed.
No wait, they may make eggs with me, creating horrible spider-human offspring!!!
On second thought.
Feed them some love potion than go to bed.
You slather yourself with the remainder of your love potion, giving each spider a good slurp.
The spiders are thrown into a frenzy of horny biting!
You are bitten x43.
You are paralyzed from the spiders' poison!
You can't move or perform actions, you can only barely speak.
You hear someone come up the ladder,
It's person with a Cube for a head (??hp and ?? attack modifier) with a +10 hulking sword.
Cube Head stares at you languidly.
What do you do?
StatusJon:
9hp
wearing: +4 Metal Shirt. Leather shoes.
inventory:
-pouch (VB coin, maps)
-wad of hay
-Fairy Whistle
-Glass bottle (empty)
- +2 sword
-Old, dirty clothes
- +2 Halberd (Spear and axe, equipped)
-Blue Silk satchel (assortment of colored drawing sticks)
Siquo:
16hp
wearing:Artifact GCS silk thong, +10 armor
inventory:
- +4 spear (equipped)
- +1 crossbow
- 20 bolts
- glass vial (empty)
- bomb
Squeegy:
19hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes
-bag (10 silver, maps)
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