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Author Topic: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!  (Read 85261 times)

Siquo

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #735 on: April 20, 2009, 03:38:10 am »

Ask the Lamarian if he has a plan. Or matches.

If has-plan, follow his lead.
Else If has-matches, take them, light bomb, throw bomb at enemies.
Else, attack.

Yes, I'm at work, programming. It changes your talking style :P
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #736 on: April 20, 2009, 04:29:56 am »

Feed them some love potion than go to bed.

No wait, they may make eggs with me, creating horrible spider-human offspring!!!


On second thought.
Feed them some love potion than go to bed.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #737 on: April 20, 2009, 01:22:07 pm »

... There are SO MANY words that have imp in them. Improvise, impetuous, implore, impediment, pimp... The PUNS. THEY WILL BE NEVERENDING.
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
Watermelons are pretty important.

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #738 on: April 20, 2009, 07:15:44 pm »

Feed them some love potion than go to bed.

No wait, they may make eggs with me, creating horrible spider-human offspring!!!


On second thought.
Feed them some love potion than go to bed.
Either way you get the same outcome when you think about it... ;)
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #739 on: April 20, 2009, 07:19:07 pm »

What?
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #740 on: April 20, 2009, 07:25:12 pm »

What?
Oh wait, my mistake. I thought you were thinking over weather you would
a. Let them lay eggs with you
b. make them drink love potion
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #741 on: April 20, 2009, 08:03:02 pm »

B. Makes A. happen. Because A. would not necessarily happen by itself.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #742 on: April 20, 2009, 08:31:32 pm »

Um, spiders eat their mates, you know...

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #743 on: April 20, 2009, 08:54:10 pm »

...

I DO BELIEVE I'LL BE FINE
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #744 on: April 20, 2009, 09:00:23 pm »

I helped!

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #745 on: April 20, 2009, 09:09:34 pm »

B. Makes A. happen. Because A. would not necessarily happen by itself.
Then again you are not geneticaly compatible with the spiders either, so theres no way it would work.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #746 on: April 20, 2009, 09:14:22 pm »

Dude. Fairies got kicked out of hell for being too evil here, do you really think that would matter?
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #747 on: April 20, 2009, 09:15:51 pm »

Dude. Fairies got kicked out of hell for being too evil here, do you really think that would matter?
I guess only time will tell.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #748 on: April 21, 2009, 09:37:36 am »

Ask the Lamarian if he has a plan. Or matches.

If has-plan, follow his lead.
Else If has-matches, take them, light bomb, throw bomb at enemies.
Else, attack.

Yes, I'm at work, programming. It changes your talking style :P

You ask the guard if he has a plan,

"A plan? The fort was the plan! I don't know what to do."

You ask if he has any matches,

"Matches... no... I have these Icyhot medicated patches,"



"Will they work?"

You attack the axe guy!

Roll: 5

No damage!

The Lamarian attacks,

Roll: 5

No damage!

The axeman attacks you!

Roll: 6 (quadrupled attack modifier! 6 + 8 - 10 = 4)

4 damage is dealt to you! You have 16 hp now!

The spearman attacks!

Roll: 3

No damage!

What do you do?

Feed them some love potion than go to bed.

No wait, they may make eggs with me, creating horrible spider-human offspring!!!


On second thought.
Feed them some love potion than go to bed.

You slather yourself with the remainder of your love potion, giving each spider a good slurp.

The spiders are thrown into a frenzy of horny biting!

You are bitten x43.

You are paralyzed from the spiders' poison!

You can't move or perform actions, you can only barely speak.

You hear someone come up the ladder,



It's person with a Cube for a head (??hp and ?? attack modifier) with a +10 hulking sword.

Cube Head stares at you languidly.

What do you do?

Status

Jon:
9hp
wearing: +4 Metal Shirt. Leather shoes.
inventory:
-pouch (VB coin, maps)
-wad of hay
-Fairy Whistle
-Glass bottle (empty)
- +2 sword
-Old, dirty clothes
- +2 Halberd (Spear and axe, equipped)
-Blue Silk satchel (assortment of colored drawing sticks)

Siquo:
16hp
wearing:Artifact GCS silk thong, +10 armor
inventory:
- +4 spear (equipped)
- +1 crossbow
- 20 bolts
- glass vial (empty)
- bomb

Squeegy:
19hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes
-bag (10 silver, maps)
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #749 on: April 21, 2009, 09:53:13 am »

Oooh, horror-house strikes again!

I rally the troop: "Come on, for Lamar!"

Apply a patch, 'cause the box sais "Extra Strength"!! And Medicated!



Of course, in line with memes-that-never-die, I apply directly to the forehead.
Attack the enemy!
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This one thread is mine. MIIIIINE!!! And it will remain a happy, friendly, encouraging place, whether you lot like it or not. 
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