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Author Topic: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!  (Read 85286 times)

The Mad Engineer

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #720 on: April 19, 2009, 07:49:41 pm »

Poke any and every NPC that tries to talk to you, and threaten them with fairies!

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #721 on: April 19, 2009, 07:53:03 pm »

Poke any and every NPC that tries to talk to you, and threaten them with fairies!
Dont forget buildings and trees!
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #722 on: April 19, 2009, 08:07:30 pm »

I believe you have unwittingly turned your remaining characters into paranoid maniacs.


That soldiers you're talking to?  Imps.  The helpful shopkeeper? Imp.

THE VERY GROUND YOU ARE WALKING ON?!

IMPS!

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #723 on: April 19, 2009, 08:17:21 pm »

THE VERY GROUND YOU ARE WALKING ON?!

IMPS!
Yes... This would explain why the room rooster died in was filling with blood, it was not a building at all, it was in fact... an imp. And as you can see, while it was transforming, the room began to fill with the imps blood as it turned back into its mortal form. It could have been the heart or vien of a imp, or mabey the blood. Or mabey more logicaly, it wasent blood at all, but microscopic imps changing from peices of the house back into a moble transforming imp fortress, thus how the cabin in the woods before turned into a post office in piet.


Thats my theory.

EDIT: Or mabey the whole world of Peasant Adventure(a deadly journey) is made of imps, and the imps that look like actual imps are elementals of sorts. That can change their form to suit their souroundings.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #724 on: April 19, 2009, 08:21:55 pm »

OH MY GOD!  EVERYTHING IS IMP!

*Stops breathing in the imp-air*

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #725 on: April 19, 2009, 08:24:37 pm »

OH MY GOD!  EVERYTHING IS IMP!

*Stops breathing in the imp-air*
No, Engineer. You are the imps
And then The Mad Engineer was a zombie.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #726 on: April 19, 2009, 08:26:42 pm »

The internet is an imp.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #727 on: April 19, 2009, 08:28:31 pm »

But what if I'm not imp?

What if the imps aren't actually imps, but are instead...

...gnomes...


The imp giveth and taketh away.

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #728 on: April 19, 2009, 08:31:23 pm »

But what if I'm not imp?

What if the imps aren't actually imps, but are instead...

...gnomes...
No that wouldent make sense, my theory was based on evidence from the story, thus is logical. As far as we know gnomes dont even exist in Peasant Adventure.

lets not derail the topic please?
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #729 on: April 19, 2009, 08:58:52 pm »

Sorry, I was too caught up in the OH GOD IMP thing.

So, any idea for our valuable companions holding up the queue on how to avoid the imp treachery?

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #730 on: April 19, 2009, 09:05:18 pm »

Hmm, I dont know... It looks like their fate is in the hands of the hive mind imp god thing now.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #731 on: April 19, 2009, 09:06:14 pm »

Hmm, I dont know... It looks like their fate is in the hands of the hive mind imp god thing now.

i.e. the GM.

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #732 on: April 19, 2009, 09:09:36 pm »

I'm not doing anything like that.

I'm going to sleep, and that's that.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #733 on: April 19, 2009, 09:10:43 pm »

Hmm, I dont know... It looks like their fate is in the hands of the hive mind imp god thing now.

i.e. the GM.
EXACTLY. The GM is the imp god.

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I'm going to sleep, and that's that.
Of course, there is nothing else you can do against our imp overlords.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #734 on: April 20, 2009, 03:29:50 am »

Offer bear my clothes.

You point to your clothes, as though offering them to the bear. The bear looks unimpressed.

What do you do?

LOL @ anti-smartass-bear!  ;D

Help the Lamarian attack one of the soldiers.

You shout for the lamarian to attack with you,

You attack!

Roll: 2

No damage!

The Lamarian attacks!

Roll: 2

No damage!

The axemen attacks!

Roll: 1

No damage!

Spearmen:

Roll: 4

No damage!

What do you do?

I go rest on the bed.

Ignoring Rooster completely, you aim to go get a well deserved rest!

Roll: 5 hp healed

You get one round of rest before a tingly sensation all over your body wakes you up.



You wake up in a much darker room. There are spiders all over your body.

You've been afflicted with the status ailment "Spiders all over you".

What do you do?

Status

Jon: Spiders all over you
9hp
wearing: +4 Metal Shirt. Leather shoes.
inventory:
-pouch (VB coin, maps)
-wad of hay
-Fairy Whistle
-Love potion
- +2 sword
-Old, dirty clothes
- +2 Halberd (Spear and axe, equipped)
-Blue Silk satchel (assortment of colored drawing sticks)

Siquo:
20hp
wearing:Artifact GCS silk thong, +10 armor
inventory:
- +4 spear (equipped)
- +1 crossbow
- 20 bolts
- glass vial (empty)
- bomb

Squeegy:
19hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes
-bag (10 silver, maps)
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