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Author Topic: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!  (Read 85272 times)

JoshuaFH

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #705 on: April 19, 2009, 03:02:21 am »

Use salve, start running. See if there are any Fort Lamar soldiers still standing, head towards them. If not, go to the Armory.

You gulp the potion down, your health is restored the maximum instantly.

You go to the Armory,



which coincidentally has a Lamarian Soldier in front of it. The Armory's entrance has been closed off with a series of fortified steel bars.

Two of the Faundian soldiers follow you.

The Lamarian speaks,

"Hey, didn't I see you earlier? Nevermind, help me out here!"

What do you do?

Fine, I go to the stores one at a time. Asshole.

You stand in the street wondering where to go.



All of a sudden though, a bear (30 hp, +3 attack) approaches you.

It looks like it wants to fight to the death.

Perhaps you should quell the bear by being more specific and by not being a smartass.

"Thanks bob. Let's go there now."

You follow Bob to his house, which just so happens to be a sturdy, windowless cabin.

You go in first,



The door closes behind you. You try to reopen the door, but it's stubborn and refuses.

You feel something horrible has happened, you check your map of Piet.



There is no Post Office anymore.

What do you do?

Status

Jon:
4hp
wearing: +4 Metal Shirt. Leather shoes.
inventory:
-pouch (VB coin, maps)
-wad of hay
-Fairy Whistle
-Love potion
- +2 sword
-Old, dirty clothes
- +2 Halberd (Spear and axe, equipped)
-Blue Silk satchel (assortment of colored drawing sticks)

Siquo:
20hp
wearing:Artifact GCS silk thong, +10 armor
inventory:
- +4 spear (equipped)
- +1 crossbow
- 20 bolts
- glass vial (empty)
- bomb

Squeegy:
19hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes
-bag (10 silver, maps)
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Emperor_Jonathan

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #706 on: April 19, 2009, 03:29:15 am »

OH GAWD

Go up the ladder!
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JoshuaFH

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #707 on: April 19, 2009, 03:46:59 am »

OH GAWD

Go up the ladder!

You go up the ladder,



You find your old friend Rooster, dead, and his head skewered and subsequently pinned to a wall by a +1 sword. It looks like some runes are carved into the sword.

What do you do?
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NUKE9.13

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #708 on: April 19, 2009, 03:56:23 am »

Take the house deed!
And the sword, of course.
But also the house deed.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #709 on: April 19, 2009, 04:38:03 am »

Offer bear my clothes.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #710 on: April 19, 2009, 05:35:35 am »

I go rest on the bed.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #711 on: April 19, 2009, 02:22:51 pm »

LOL @ anti-smartass-bear!  ;D

Help the Lamarian attack one of the soldiers.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #712 on: April 19, 2009, 05:35:54 pm »

HOLY CARP.


Never ever trust big-eyed people.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #713 on: April 19, 2009, 06:32:41 pm »

Quote
Never ever trust big-eyed people.
Even stranger, Piet has no post office. HOW DO THEY GET THEIR MAIL?
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #714 on: April 19, 2009, 06:41:06 pm »

There is no mail! The world is being tricked!

*Runs off screaming*
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #715 on: April 19, 2009, 06:41:36 pm »

It disappeared minutes ago. I don't think they would be worried about that right now!
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #716 on: April 19, 2009, 06:50:50 pm »

It disappeared minutes ago. I don't think they would be worried about that right now!
It just an illusion this whole time! There was never a post office there in the first place!
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #717 on: April 19, 2009, 07:06:06 pm »

NEVER trust a mailman.

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #718 on: April 19, 2009, 07:06:26 pm »

Quote from: That CLEVER man, Josh
"The imps probably did this, but they do most of their mischief at night. If I'm interpretting this symbol correctly, then the imps we're dealing with are master tricksters, and plan to wreak some real havoc pretty soon. If they are in fact master tricksters, they could be disguised as anyone during the day, it's best to be cautious."

... Wow.

Blatant warning way beforehand.


And we totally forgot all about it for good ol' Bob.





Those blasphemously clever imps.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #719 on: April 19, 2009, 07:26:45 pm »

Then mabey... The post office was a imp this whole time, and becuase living things arent pictured on maps, it dissapeared.

Yeah... that makes sense.
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