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[Org]

Can I take his spot when he dies?

[Ultimuh]

Wait till your turn, just like me.

[JoshuaFH]

"Bob. Do you know were I can get my health up for free?"

"You could sleep at my house if ya wanted to, I guess."

I visit all three stores!

...

At the same time!

You have no idea what you're talking about.

Surrender Surrender is for paladins, eaten from the inside by their own stolen children. I shall die with honour!

((about time, I hear the waiting list sigh))

Does the bomb need to be lit with fire? If not, throw it at the right two guys.

Attack the guy with the mace.

You try to light the bomb, you have no fire! Perhaps you should have taken the matches that were in the barracks!

You stab the mace guy with your +4 spear!

Roll: 1 (1 + 4 - 10 = -5)

You deal no damage!

They all attack in unison again!

(attacks abbreviated)

Mace guy:

Roll: 2

No damage!

Axe guy:

Roll: 4

No damage!

Spear guy:

Roll: 3

No damage!

What do you do?

Status

Jon:
4hp
wearing: +4 Metal Shirt. Leather shoes.
inventory:
-pouch (VB coin, maps)
-wad of hay
-Fairy Whistle
-Love potion
- +2 sword
-Old, dirty clothes
- +2 Halberd (Spear and axe, equipped)
-Blue Silk satchel (assortment of colored drawing sticks)

Siquo:
15hp
wearing:Artifact GCS silk thong, +10 armor
inventory:
- +4 spear (equipped)
- +1 crossbow
- 20 bolts
- glass vial (Complete Healing Salve)
- bomb

Squeegy:
19hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes
-bag (10 silver, maps)
-
-
-
-

Big-eyed Bob:
20hp
Snappy green shirt, blue pants, and tall hat.
-3 copper
-apple
-football
-inappropriate picture
-length of string

[Siquo]

Use salve, start running. See if there are any Fort Lamar soldiers still standing, head towards them. If not, go to the Armory.

[Squeegy]

Fine, I go to the stores one at a time. _Asshole.

[NUKE9.13]

Fine, I go to the stores one at a time. _Asshole.

NO!
NOOO!
Do not give up! Do not surrender! Dammit man, we can solve this. There are three stores. You may not favour one store. You have to visit them all... OR DO YOU
ANSWER: NO
You have to visit ALL THE STORES
SOLUTION: BURN ALL BUT ONE OF THE STORES. THEN VISIT REMAINING STORE*
/froth froth froth

*Plan causes 89% chance of immediate or near immediate death

[cowofdoom78963]

Fine, I go to the stores one at a time. _Asshole.

NO!
NOOO!
Do not give up! Do not surrender! Dammit man, we can solve this. There are three stores. You may not favour one store. You have to visit them all... OR DO YOU
ANSWER: NO
You have to visit ALL THE STORES
SOLUTION: BURN ALL BUT ONE OF THE STORES. THEN VISIT REMAINING STORE*
/froth froth froth

*Plan causes 89% chance of immediate or near immediate death

Nay, he must visit all stores in one turn. That is the problem at hand, and burining the stores would take up multiple turns.

[Vlynndar]

I know! Chop off your arms and throw them into store 1, chop off your legs and lob them towards store 2, and take the rest of you to store 3. WITH YOUR MOUTH.

!

[Squeegy]

That would be pointless! I would only be able to see one store!

[Vlynndar]

No, no, no. Before you throw them, you fill them with money. Then you use them to knock of ALL THE ITEMS of the shelves. And THEN you hope you supplied enough money.

[Squeegy]

Damnit, I'm not about doing stupid things! I'm about doing stupid things and getting results! The items would be useless to me!

[Emperor_Jonathan]

"Thanks bob. Let's go there now."

[Little]

Why am I not on the waiting list?

[CloisteredSyrups]

You could just peek inside the shops from a central-ish location, wherein it would only take one turn to do the required moving.

[NUKE9.13]

ART THOU SUGGESTETH THAT FIRE IS NOT THE ANSWER?
I AM IN EXTREME HEAVEN AND I AM ANGRY AT YOU.
ANYWAY CAN'T TALK I HAVE TO ROCKETSKATEBOARD OVER A PIT OF LASER ACID SHARKS.