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[NUKE9.13]

I CALMLY explain about the dwarven menace beneath the [INSERT NAME HERE] forest.

[timmeh]

I CALMLY explain about the dwarven menace beneath the [INSERT NAME HERE] forest.

You do realize this is likely to just make the guard think you are completely insane, right?

[NUKE9.13]

I CALMLY explain about the dwarven menace beneath the [INSERT NAME HERE] forest.

You do realize this is likely to just make the guard think you are completely insane, right?

Yes.
Why?

[Siquo]

"Why are you doing this to me? Trying to poison me (Yes, I heard your prayer!), then trying to frame me?"

"Look, I thought we were friends, going to stick together, y'know? You saved my life, and in return, I won't kill you outright, right now."
"Goodbye"

I walk away, and go to the P.O. to see what it is. If it's uninteresting, go to the barracks.

[Hawkfrost]

"Why are you doing this to me? Trying to poison me (Yes, I heard your prayer!), then trying to frame me?"

"Look, I thought we were friends, going to stick together, y'know? You saved my life, and in return, I won't kill you outright, right now."
"Goodbye"

I walk away, and go to the P.O. to see what it is. If it's uninteresting, go to the barracks.

Post Office?

Sounds boring to me.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Who cares. I'm only doing it because I have no money and I'm to scared to attack the imps.

[cowofdoom78963]

_{use the flute and threten them into being ur slafes!}

[JoshuaFH]

I CALMLY explain about the dwarven menace beneath the [INSERT NAME HERE] forest.

"You're lucky that civilization isn't advanced enough to have facilities dedicated to containing and treating the mentally ill, otherwise I'd put you in such a facility!"

The guard angrily stomps off.



You are alone.

What do you do?

"Why are you doing this to me? Trying to poison me (Yes, I heard your prayer!), then trying to frame me?"

"Look, I thought we were friends, going to stick together, y'know? You saved my life, and in return, I won't kill you outright, right now."
"Goodbye"

I walk away, and go to the P.O. to see what it is. If it's uninteresting, go to the barracks.

You decide to go to the Post office, the most interesting place in the world!



The pointy-headed man talks,

"Welcome to the Post Office sir, it's 1 copper to mail a letter to any other post office, or 5 copper to mail any item to any other post office."

What do you do?

I go to the P.O.

You go to the Post Office,



You see a large headed man with a tall hat and huge, captivating eyes manning the counter.



Your eyes grow in size to match his.



You are both in tears to have found a kindred spirit between big-eyed people.

What do you do?

[Emperor_Jonathan]

"We Big-Eyed people need to stick together, won't you come with me?"

[JoshuaFH]

"We Big-Eyed people need to stick together, won't you come with me?"

"Yes! of course, my name is Bob, my big-eyed brother!"

What do you do?

Status

Nuke:
3hp
wearing: Dirty, old, muddy, burnt clothes. Safety Pin. Paladin of Extremus Button.
Inventory:
-Note from Duke Cody
-Paper Extremus Brochure
-Arson and Manslaughter (baby fairies)
-
-

Jon:
9hp
wearing: +4 Metal Shirt. Leather shoes.
inventory:
-pouch (VB coin, maps)
-wad of hay
-Fairy Whistle
-Love potion
- +2 sword
-Old, dirty clothes
- +2 Halberd (Spear and axe, equipped)
-Blue Silk satchel (assortment of colored drawing sticks)

Siquo:
15hp
wearing: Dirty, old sheet. Artifact GCS silk thong
inventory:
-
-
-
-
-

Big-eyed Bob:
20hp
Snappy green shirt, blue pants, and tall hat.
-3 copper
-apple
-football
-inappropriate picture
-length of string

MEANWHILE, IN THE TOWN OF RODEL:

[Siquo]

((LOL @ meanwhile ))

"Nah thanks, some other time."

Go to the barracks or armory (whichever seems more likely to accept an application) to see if they need help in the fight!

[Emperor_Jonathan]

"Hello bob. Lets go to the motel!"

[Siquo]

((Motel?!? I fear another Tack Jhompson intervention...))

[Emperor_Jonathan]

((look at his inv. plus i have no money))

[CloisteredSyrups]

(I'm still not on the waiting list...

Is there a limit? If so I guess I'll wait to wait.)

(Also, epic lol @ meanwhile.)