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[NUKE9.13]

Pray to extremus for poison gas.
Received poison gas (Y/N)
Y:Poison siquo.
N:Shout for guards to come help me!

[JoshuaFH]

Sorry for the longer than normal wait.

Go around town and find the imps!

Also:

TIME DILATION

You shout "TIME DILATION!" but then you realize it's only your eyes that are dilated.

You head back over to the big circle.



You find four imps (each with 13 hp) .

They are each carrying a +2 sword, knife, axe, and spear, respectively.

They spot you.

What do you do?

Pray to extremus for poison gas.
Received poison gas (Y/N)
Y:Poison siquo.
N:Shout for guards to come help me!

You pray to Extremus for poison gas. You let out a truly heinous fart, it's not deadly though.

You call "HELP!" for a guard to come.



One guard (with a +3 sword) comes by.

"Whats going on back here? We're under attack you know, it's not polite to just call for no reason... OR to pass gas in public."

What do you do?

[Emperor_Jonathan]

"Hey Imp guys. Uh. My friend Derrick here may need your help. He's a demon see. And he needs to get back to the underworld or whatever. Can you guys help?"

[JoshuaFH]

"Hey Imp guys. Uh. My friend Derrick here may need your help. He's a demon see. And he needs to get back to the underworld or whatever. Can you guys help?"

The Imps look at you, then look at Derrick, then break out laughing.

Derrick whispers into your ear,

"You dumb human, the Underworld is a bar where all the... eh... 'frilly' demons hang out, if you know what I mean. What you meant was the Immortal Plane, get it right!"

Derrick turns to the Imps,

"HEY! My name is Derrick Ul'gathta Yhgurghya, son of Roger Thbasthin Wqubti, of the Hrendo Demon Family, located in the upper Yez peninsula. I was banished to the human world for disrespecting Saleena, and now it is my intention to win favor with her in order to get back. Can any of you help me?"

The imps look at eachother, then reply,

"Never heard of the Hrendo's, I lived along the Kagnee River too."

"I lived in the middle of Gab, it was a gated community, sorry!"

"I know the Hrendo's, a real sorry bunch if you ask me. Bill Fgyrta dodged paying his fines when he trespassed and trampled my family's cabbage garden 321 years back. We never forget a ruined salad!"

"Hey, I remember Roger! My name is Fred Jirxa, your dad and I fought together in the Flagraction War some 540 years ago. We were as close as a demon and an imp could get. I'll help you out, but we have to finish this 'great divine holy mission of destiny' that Extremus roped us into first. It'll probably be finished by tomorrow though, so don't worry."

Derrick is delighted at the good news,

"That's great to hear! I'll go mingle in the human town nearby, come find me when your done. Oh, and be careful, I heard there were Fairies nearby."

You can see all the Imps shiver for a second as they hear about the Fairies.

"See ya later Derrick."

Derrick leaves the party, and goes back into town.

What do you do?

[NUKE9.13]

"That fellow there attacked me! He brought me down to 3hp, look!"

[Emperor_Jonathan]

I dunno what to do.

"So. Uh. Imps. Need any help?"

[JoshuaFH]

"That fellow there attacked me! He brought me down to 3hp, look!"

"Hey, I'm a crime scene investigator in my off time, and I can tell right away that your injuries weren't caused by this man. Looks mostly like burns and stab marks. How'd your clothes get so burnt and muddy anyhow?"

What do you do?

I dunno what to do.

"So. Uh. Imps. Need any help?"

"No, now get out of our faces you dirty human!"

What do you do?

Status

Nuke:
3hp
wearing: Dirty, old, muddy, burnt clothes. Safety Pin. Paladin of Extremus Button.
Inventory:
-Note from Duke Cody
-Paper Extremus Brochure
-Arson and Manslaughter (baby fairies)
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Jon:
9hp
wearing: +4 Metal Shirt. Leather shoes.
inventory:
-pouch (VB coin, maps)
-wad of hay
-Fairy Whistle
-Love potion
- +2 sword
-Old, dirty clothes
- +2 Halberd (Spear and axe, equipped)
-Blue Silk satchel (assortment of colored drawing sticks)

Siquo:
15hp
wearing: Dirty, old sheet. Artifact GCS silk thong
inventory:
-
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-
-
-

[Emperor_Jonathan]

I try and find a way to gain coin.

[CloisteredSyrups]

I must say, whatever school all these guardsmen go to must be very well funded.

[JoshuaFH]

I try and find a way to gain coin.

You look around, but your coin stat is STILL particularly low.

I must say, whatever school all these guardsmen go to must be very well funded.

Of course, it's a kingdom-wide law that guards and soldiers have to be scholarly in atleast 1 subject, in order to avoid the "dumb guard" stereotype.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

I look at my map because I'm lazy.

[JoshuaFH]

I look at my map because I'm lazy.

You look at your map,



What do you do?

[Emperor_Jonathan]

I go to the P.O.

[NUKE9.13]

Dammit the dumb guard stereotype is the best stereotype around!

"He's a dwarven mud-demon. He burnt me with burning mud. And he stabbed me with his dwarven weapons"

(Accepting bets that he's also a demonoligist/dwarf expert)

[JoshuaFH]

Dammit the dumb guard stereotype is the best stereotype around!

"He's a dwarven mud-demon. He burnt me with burning mud. And he stabbed me with his dwarven weapons"

(Accepting bets that he's also a demonoligist/dwarf expert)

"What in the great gods name is a 'dwarven'? I've never heard of such a thing boy."