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Author Topic: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!  (Read 83491 times)

cowofdoom78963

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #495 on: March 27, 2009, 06:18:22 pm »

Take some silk and run. Sorry Kogan...  :-\
You should just keep fighting, becuase after it kills kogan it will be weak. Then you can finish it and take all the fame! Also then the dwarves wont blame you for kogans death.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #496 on: March 27, 2009, 08:01:12 pm »

Take some silk and run. Sorry Kogan...  :-\

You grab some of the silk webbing and run like the coward that you are.

Kogan sees you and screams,

"I'll get you back Siquo! I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!"

You run as fast as you can further into the cave with the precious Silk.

You forget however, that the cave you are in is a LABYRINTH! (Seriously, look back, I described the cave as "labyrinthine")

You are now lost.



you see 4 entrances leading to different parts of the cave.

What do you do?

Take some silk and run. Sorry Kogan...  :-\ Push kogan forwards, and whilst the GCS is eating him jump on its back and ride it like a mechanical bull. Then take over the rest of the dwarves with your GCS cavalry. EXTREMELY.
MAJOR FIX.
On that note, I change my action to BLASTING THE GUARD WITH FIRE.


You hold your hands out, trying your damndest to throw a fireball, but you just can't.

You have no idea why.

"What are you doing, there's nothing in your hands, gimme 1 gold and I'll be on my way!"

What do you do?
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #497 on: March 27, 2009, 10:26:12 pm »

"Hello good sir, could you tell me about the arena?"
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #498 on: March 27, 2009, 11:36:14 pm »

Hey... why am I off the waiting list?
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Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #499 on: March 28, 2009, 06:11:36 am »

Take the first entrance that seems like going "up", or one that has sounds coming from it.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #500 on: March 28, 2009, 07:13:27 am »

Fine, fine. I give the guard an egg.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #501 on: March 28, 2009, 09:03:20 pm »

Hey... why am I off the waiting list?

Sorry Pandar, I must have accidentally deleted your name when I was documenting Cheeetar's and Rooster's demise.

"Hello good sir, could you tell me about the arena?"

"Haha! Why yes sir, it is quite simple. Here, you may choose to either pay 1 silver to see a fight, or sign up to fight one yourself. If you choose to see a fight, you may also bet on that fight, where you may pick who you think'll win. Correctly choosing nets you double your money.

If you choose to fight, you may enter for free. Then you have a choice between between a Safe Match and a Death Match. In a Safe Match, you're only allowed to come in with a maximum of +2 weapons, and a referee will step in if you are at or below 10 health. You can choose to bet on yourself in a safe match, and netting double money if you win.

In a Death Match, the match ends once one of the participants is dead. You may bring in any weapon of your choosing. You may bet on yourself, and winning nets Five times the amount you betted.

Upon choosing to fight, on our tab, you are allowed to sleep in the Army's barracks until you are at full health.

Popular and successful death matchers have been known to fight powerful wild beasts that we've caught, for even higher stakes."

What do you do?

Take the first entrance that seems like going "up", or one that has sounds coming from it.

You examine each entrance, and you hear a pitter-pattering in the distance in one. You follow the source of the noise until you find an odd chamber.



On the ceiling is a hatch. The hatch is slightly cracked and is leaking water. On the wall are metal bars, fastened in such a way as to act like a ladder. There is a pool of water on the floor, but the water is escaping into a hole in the wall. The hole looks big enough to crawl though.

What do you do?

Fine, fine. I give the guard an egg.

"What is this? I didn't ask for an Egg! I'm sorry sir, I don't like bloodshed, but I'm obligated to do this."

The guard attacks you with his +4 spear!

Roll: 3 (3 + 4 = 7)

The guard deals 7 damage to you! You have 3 hp now!

Two avenues of escape exist, by foot and by boat.

What do you do?

Status

Nuke:
3hp
wearing: Dirty, old, muddy, burnt clothes. Safety Pin. Paladin of Extremus Button.
Inventory:
-Note from Duke Cody
-Paper Extremus Brochure
-2 fertilized eggs
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Jon:
2hp
wearing: +4 Metal Shirt. Leather shoes.
inventory:
-pouch (7 gold coins, 6 silver coins, 5 copper coins, VB coin, maps)
-wad of hay
-Fairy Whistle
-Love potion
- +2 sword
-Old, dirty clothes
- +2 Halberd (Spear and axe, equipped)
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Siquo:
15hp
wearing: Dirty, old sheet
inventory:
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« Last Edit: March 28, 2009, 09:15:30 pm by chaoticjosh »
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #502 on: March 28, 2009, 09:10:09 pm »

DEATH MATCH! DEATH MATCH! DEATH MATCH!

(Go for the deadly creature death match!)
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #503 on: March 28, 2009, 09:11:24 pm »

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"Haha! Why yes sir, it is quite simple. Here, you may choose to either pay 1 silver to see a fight, or sign up to fight one yourself. If you choose to see a fight, you may also bet on that fight, where you may pick who you think'll win. Correctly choosing nets you double your money.
lul oblivion,


well this seems pretty neat, is it too late to ask for a spot?
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #504 on: March 28, 2009, 09:16:25 pm »

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"Haha! Why yes sir, it is quite simple. Here, you may choose to either pay 1 silver to see a fight, or sign up to fight one yourself. If you choose to see a fight, you may also bet on that fight, where you may pick who you think'll win. Correctly choosing nets you double your money.
lul oblivion,


well this seems pretty neat, is it too late to ask for a spot?

Of course not,  I'll put you on the list.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #505 on: March 28, 2009, 09:39:41 pm »

"Hmm... I'd like to play in a safe match thanks."
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« Reply #506 on: March 28, 2009, 09:42:46 pm »

"Hmm... I'd like to play in a safe match thanks."

Alright, here's a ticket that permits you to sleep in the barracks."

The man hands you a ticket, with an odd symbol on it.

"You look pretty ruffed up as is, so I can't let you participate until you've fixed yourself up."

What do you do?
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #507 on: March 28, 2009, 09:46:27 pm »

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"Haha! Why yes sir, it is quite simple. Here, you may choose to either pay 1 silver to see a fight, or sign up to fight one yourself. If you choose to see a fight, you may also bet on that fight, where you may pick who you think'll win. Correctly choosing nets you double your money.
lul oblivion,


well this seems pretty neat, is it too late to ask for a spot?

Of course not,  I'll put you on the list.
Thats what I ment, just if you thought me a fool. ;D

Whops I misinterprited your post, I guess i AM the fool.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2009, 09:57:19 pm by cowofdoom78963 »
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #508 on: March 28, 2009, 09:54:02 pm »

I go to the barracks, show them my ticket, and sleep until I have full health.
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« Reply #509 on: March 28, 2009, 10:17:27 pm »

I go to the barracks, show them my ticket, and sleep until I have full health.

You go the the Barracks, you show the people attending there your ticket. One takes it and rips it up, then leads you to a bed.

You find the bed small, but surprisingly comfortable.

You sleep for some time and you are now at full 20 health.



A big guard (with +10 armor) is there to greet you as you wake up.

"Ah, the Arena Proprietor told me to come get you, come with me, your battle is prepared."

What do you do?

Status

Nuke:
3hp
wearing: Dirty, old, muddy, burnt clothes. Safety Pin. Paladin of Extremus Button.
Inventory:
-Note from Duke Cody
-Paper Extremus Brochure
-2 fertilized eggs
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Jon:
20hp
wearing: +4 Metal Shirt. Leather shoes.
inventory:
-pouch (7 gold coins, 6 silver coins, 5 copper coins, VB coin, maps)
-wad of hay
-Fairy Whistle
-Love potion
- +2 sword
-Old, dirty clothes
- +2 Halberd (Spear and axe, equipped)
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Siquo:
15hp
wearing: Dirty, old sheet
inventory:
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