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[Vlynndar]

I need to post in here to get in on my list. And by the way, this is an extreme post. You can't see me type, but it is in an extreme way.

[timmeh]

I need to post in here to get in on my list. And by the way, this is an extreme post. You can't see me type, but it is in an extreme way.

Sorry, I had to find a picture for this, and this was the best I could find on short notice...

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Then again... maybe you're like those guys on AFV a few years ago... the ones who played the piano without their hands... or their feet... or heads...

[NUKE9.13]

Then again... maybe you're like those guys on AFV a few years ago... the ones who played the piano without their hands... or their feet... or heads...

My gods. By a proccess of deduction that means they were playing piano with their...

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ELBOWS

DUDE.
SICK.

[timmeh]

Then again... maybe you're like those guys on AFV a few years ago... the ones who played the piano without their hands... or their feet... or heads...

My gods. By a proccess of deduction that means they were playing piano with their...

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ELBOWS

DUDE.
SICK.

lol

[Vlynndar]

Dangit, they found out.
Alright, who ratted me out?

[JoshuaFH]

I go to the Barracks. Might be able to catch up on some sleep!

You go to the Barracks, hoping to find a spare bed.



You find two professional warriors (wearing +10 armor) standing inside.

You ask if it's ok to sleep in here.

"I'm sorry, but all these beds are reserved for Warriors like us. However, people that have agreed to participate in the Gladiator Arena are allowed to sleep to full health before entering the ring."

What do you do?

Man, I forgot about the lead weights the duke puts in our heads.
Ok, I guess I sort of reach under and flip him the right way up. Then I pull him out.
Then I explain that the peasant is under good care. No worries, I'll make it all better.
Then the guard walks off, yes?

You pull the peasant out of the water.



He looks at the guard and says,

"This man set me on fire, then knocked me into the river!"

The guard looks at you,

"Is this true sir!?"

What do you do?

I say "Relax Kogan! It's part of the plan! You're doing fine!"

Pick up rocks, throw them at the stalactites above the spider, hoping to impale it.

You reassure Kogan, then pick up a rock and throw it at a stalactite.

Coin flip: tails



You throw a rock, but it hits the web and gets stuck.

The spider attacks Kogan!

Roll: 3 (3 + 2 = 5)

5 damage is dealt to kogan! Kogan now has 12 hp.

"You lyin' fire imp! Damn your soul!"

Kogan attacks the spider,

Roll: 4

Kogan deals 4 damage! the spider now has 12 hp left!

What do you do?

[Emperor_Jonathan]

((You should throw rocks at the spider.))

I go to the Gladitorial Arena.

[Little]

Ditch, ditch! If Kogan kills the spider by a miracle, he'll either come after you or tell all the dwarves what happened! Lie in wait and see if Kogan survives.

[Siquo]

"Dude, relax, we're winning this!"

Throw rocks at the spider.

[NUKE9.13]

"Ah, no. I saw this man running around my port, on fire, and then I saw him jump in the river.
His confusion is caused by I call post-drowning delirium.  His lungs are filled with water which causes him to go insane.
I can make him all better, but it requires a complex procedure. Unfortunately, I'll have to knock him out. Could you help?"

[JoshuaFH]

((You should throw rocks at the spider.))

I go to the Gladitorial Arena.

You go to the Gladiator Arena.



Inside is a man behind a small desk. On the wall are engravings of naked, muscular men in manly poses and holding weapons. The engravings are tasteful and culturally relevant, so Tack Jhompson doesn't feel the need to censor them.

What do you do?

"Dude, relax, we're winning this!"

Throw rocks at the spider.

You throw a rock at the Spider!

Roll: 2 (Impr. thrown 2/2 = 1)

You only deal 1 damage to the Spider. You are now in far-range combat, you can't move closer without getting stuck.

The Spider attacks Kogan.

Roll: 5 (5 + 2 = 7)

The Spider deals 7 damage to Kogan! Kogan now has 5 hp left.

"I don't know what I'll do if I escape from 'ere!"

Kogan attacks the GCS.

Roll: 3

Kogan deals 3 damage to the GCS! The GCS now has 9 hp left.

What do you do?

"Ah, no. I saw this man running around my port, on fire, and then I saw him jump in the river.
His confusion is caused by I call post-drowning delirium.  His lungs are filled with water which causes him to go insane.
I can make him all better, but it requires a complex procedure. Unfortunately, I'll have to knock him out. Could you help?"

"Hey, I got a PhD in Peasant Medical Training at Steveburg Academy, this peasant shows no sign of what you're saying! Move aside sir!"

The angry peasant runs out of the way.

the guard points his +4 spear at you,

"Pay the fine of 1 gold or I'll be forced to execute you sir!"

What do you do?

[NUKE9.13]

OH NOES SELF-INDUCED DEATHTRAP.

Just my luck that I should meet an educated guard...
Offer the guard a dragon egg as payment for the fine.

[Siquo]

Take some silk and run. Sorry Kogan... 

[NUKE9.13]

Take some silk and run. Sorry Kogan...  Push kogan forwards, and whilst the GCS is eating him jump on its back and ride it like a mechanical bull. Then take over the rest of the dwarves with your GCS cavalry. EXTREMELY.

MAJOR FIX.
On that note, I change my action to BLASTING THE GUARD WITH FIRE.

[Siquo]

Wow Nuke, thanks for the EXTREME advice