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[Siquo]

"Hello? Sorry, I seem to have fallen into a pit, could you help me get out?", I yell at the mysterious darkened figure.

((About the schtick, cmon, I'm not really going to go and try to be badass or even survivalist here, or I would've picked up rocks to throw))

((And I wouldn't have gone THROUGH the goddamn FOREST OF ETERNAL DEATH if I had a life-wish))

[JoshuaFH]

Check for hostilities
No hostilities:
Loot the carriage,
Yes hostilities:
Kick the shit out of them.
Yes hostilities who are of the 999hp with +9 attack variety:
Hide inside the [horse?]'s guts.

You look about for what could have caused this. You find nothing, it would appear that whatever did this has already left.

You look inside the overturned wagon, you find 28 bottles of a clear liquid, 11 bottles of a green liquid, 6 bottles of a blue liquid, 2 bottles of a bubbly liquid, a loaf of bread, and 2 silver coins. None of the bottles are marked. You can carry 2 bottles for each inventory slot you have.

What do you do?

"Hello? Sorry, I seem to have fallen into a pit, could you help me get out?", I yell at the mysterious darkened figure.

((About the schtick, cmon, I'm not really going to go and try to be badass or even survivalist here, or I would've picked up rocks to throw))

((And I wouldn't have gone THROUGH the goddamn FOREST OF ETERNAL DEATH if I had a life-wish))

You shout at the darkened figure above you, asking him to help.

He throws a rock at you,

Roll: 4 (Imp. thrown weapon 4/2 = 2)

The rock deals 2 damage to you. you now have 16 hp left. You are now in long-range combat. You cannot move closer, and you cannot run away.

What do you do?

[Rooster]

Quite nice game
Although I wonder if you plan to end it before all players will get bored.

[JoshuaFH]

Quite nice game
Although I wonder if you plan to end it before all players will get bored.

Yeah, I'll try to speed things along when I can, but I never intended for this to be a high thrill rollercoaster ride anyhow. I'll do everything I can to make it stay interesting however. I have alot of good ideas left, so don't think it'll get dull anytime soon.

Oh yeah, and I forgot.

((YEAAAAAAAAH Last Surviving Original Player, YEEEEEAH!))

"Well, Fairies, I'm heading to Baurville, could you help me get there?"

"Yeah, sure."

The Fairies point you in the direction Baurville is.

"Well, It's almost dark out, you should get home soon. We're leaving, bye!"

The two fairies leave.

What do you do?

[NUKE9.13]

Crumble bread>
Pour a (un)healthy dose of each liquid upon a few bread crumbs>
Lure mice to nibble at each type of (poisoned) bread.
Observe effects.

[JoshuaFH]

Crumble bread>
Pour a (un)healthy dose of each liquid upon a few bread crumbs>
Lure mice to nibble at each type of (poisoned) bread.
Observe effects.

You come up with a brilliant plan that consists of soaking bits of the bread in the liquid, then feeding it to mice. Then you realize that there aren't any mice around.

[NUKE9.13]

No mice? Don't all peasants carry mice with them for precisely this purpose?
Ah well.
Pray to extremus to BURN the ones that would cause my demise. THEN CHUG THE REST.

[JoshuaFH]

You pray to Extremus to burn all the mysterious potions that would do you harm.



The mule corpse bursts into flames.

You're not quite sure what to make of this.

What do you do?

[NUKE9.13]

You're not quite sure what to make of this.

And that's where you're wrong.
I prayed to extremus to burn mysterious potions that would do me harm, and the mule burst into flames. The potions remained intact.
There are two options here: The potions are fine, and the mule is poisoned OR extremus didn't go into my request.
If the mule is poisoned, then how? On the basis that un-burning blood can be seen, the poison is not in the blood. Mayhaps a mysterious potion was poured on it's skin? Or perhaps the mule's very flesh is poisoned. If the poison was poured on it's skin, I suspect it was attacked by a beast with poisonous saliva. Or perhaps it is some deadly-to-[mortals/humans/me] potion poured on the mule for it's benefit. This supports the 'undead mule' theory. Also the potion could be some anti-extremus potion, which is as far as I know the only thing that separates me from the-
tl;dr

...what?
Dude I'm not even reading what I'm writing here.
Oh. Ok then.

Throw clear liquid at !!mule!!

[JoshuaFH]

Throw clear liquid at !!mule!!

You throw a bottle of the clear liquid at the flaming mule. The flames are slightly fettered, you hear sizzling, and then the liquid evaporates into steam. The steam smells alittle funny.

What do you do?

[NUKE9.13]

Huff steam

Get branch>light branch on fire>burn wagon.

[JoshuaFH]

Huff steam

Get branch>light branch on fire>burn wagon.

You get a branch, you light it on fire via mule, then you light the wagon on fire.



The various liquids boil in there bottles, and it seems a few explode and add to the fire. The Wagon burns brightly.

What do you do?

[NUKE9.13]

My work here is done. I walk on.

[Duke 2.0]

 I Imagine somewhere, somehow, Extremus is proud of you.

[JoshuaFH]

Nuke and Duke should take note, that Extremus isn't a god of fire, he's a god of EXCITEMENT. Fire is just a means to an end, not THE end.

My work here is done. I walk on.

Gratifiied in his work, Nuke marches onward to Rodel. Your pyromaniacal work has somewhat pleased Extremus.

Nuke will arrive shortly.