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[JoshuaFH]

Start me out in Trombly, waking up in a puddle of my own vomit, behind the motel. I'll try to evade your killing me. EXTREMELY! 

There is no motel in Trombly, so...



You wake up at Trombly's town well, completely naked, with Duke Cody hovering over you with his guard (who has +6 armor and a +3 axe). Tack Jhompson has taken the liberty of concealing your genitals and man-nipples for the sake of decency.

"My gods, I swear I've had it up to here with this peasants! What's your story?"

You tell him that the last thing you remember, you were going to go get a drink, when a red demon ambushed you, smashed your head against the side of the well, and made off with your clothes.

Duke Cody then throws a cheap, worn-out sheet over you. You get up and poke your arms through holes in the sheet. Voila, new outfit.



"How unfortunate. Hey, I think I got a job for you, go to Piet, and kill some Imps. I'm not taking no for an answer by the way. I'll even reward ya if ya come back alive, how about that?"

What do you do?

Status

Nuke:
20hp
wearing: Dirty, Old clothes. Safety Pin. Paladin of Extremus Button.
Inventory:
-Note from Duke Cody
-Paper Extremus Brochure
-
-
-

Jon:
2hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes. Leather shoes.
inventory:
-pouch (7 gold coins, 9 silver coins, 5 copper coins, VB coin, maps)
-wad of hay
-Fairy Whistle
-Love potion
- +2 sword (equipped)

Siquo:
18hp
wearing: Dirty, old sheet
inventory:
-
-
-
-
-

[NUKE9.13]

Can you upload my guy without any background?
I want to make this thread take longer to load illustrate my guy's thought process.

[JoshuaFH]

sure, here:

[Siquo]

"Well sir Cody sir, what am I supposed to kill them with? I'm sure you're not sending me to my certain doom, are you?"

After getting either a weapon or money from him, I cut through the forest southwestwards. If I still don't have a weapon I pick up a sturdy branch along the way.

[Org]

dang, missed spot. 

Obviously, he was supposed to drink the blood.

[JoshuaFH]

"Well sir Cody sir, what am I supposed to kill them with? I'm sure you're not sending me to my certain doom, are you?"

After getting either a weapon or money from him, I cut through the forest southwestwards. If I still don't have a weapon I pick up a sturdy branch along the way.

"Yes, I'm sending you to your certain doom. You guys are a dime a dozen, now Giddyup!"

Then Duke Cody and his guard walk off. Presumeably back to his Manor.

Siquo should take note that he starts the game with nothing, and only 18 hp because of the demon attack.

Siquo then goes off to Southwestward into the forest, presumeably towards Baurville. Picking up a branch club.

ITEM GET:
Branch club
club
+0
breaks on 6

I'll update what happens when I'm in a better state-of-mind. Most likely today.

Status

Nuke:
20hp
wearing: Dirty, Old clothes. Safety Pin. Paladin of Extremus Button.
Inventory:
-Note from Duke Cody
-Paper Extremus Brochure
-
-
-

Jon:
2hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes. Leather shoes.
inventory:
-pouch (7 gold coins, 9 silver coins, 5 copper coins, VB coin, maps)
-wad of hay
-Fairy Whistle
-Love potion
- +2 sword (equipped)

Siquo:
18hp
wearing: Dirty, old sheet
inventory:
-Branch club (breaks on 6, equipped)
-
-
-
-

[Squeegy]

Siquo is already too careful! Why are you even ASKING if he's sending you to your certain doom? Who cares?!

[Org]

He even picked up a stick to protect himself.

[JoshuaFH]

I keep discouraging them by making the sticks worthless, but they keep using them! The "Breaks on 6" thing prevents them from comboing, and combos are the most major source of damage.

[Org]

Are fists better?

[JoshuaFH]

Yes Org, under my combat system, fists are better than wooden weapons, or anything that breaks on 6 for that matter.

Siquo's Path

Doo dee doo, walking through the forest!



Surely nothing can go wrong with this plan.



You fall down a cleverly hidden pit trap!

Fortunately, the trap-maker had the courtesy of padding the bottom of the pit with leaves, so you take no damage from the fall.



You are now in a deep, dark pit. You can barely see your hand in front of your face.

You look up, you see a man looking down on you. It's too dark to make out his face.



What do you do?

Nuke's Path

Travelling down the road, you find something unusual,



you come across an overturned wagon, and a mule ripped in half in a rather bloody fashion.

What do you do?

[cowofdoom78963]

you find something unusual,

Compared to the other characters discoverys, this is pretty common...

[Emperor_Jonathan]

((YEAAAAAAAAH Last Surviving Original Player, YEEEEEAH!))

"Well, Fairies, I'm heading to Baurville, could you help me get there?"

[Cheeetar]

((YEAAAAAAAAH Last Surviving Original Player, YEEEEEAH!))

"Well, Fairies, I'm heading to Baurville, could you help me get there?"

Only because you left me to die!

[NUKE9.13]

Check for hostilities
No hostilities:
Loot the carriage,
Yes hostilities:
Kick the shit out of them.
Yes hostilities who are of the 999hp with +9 attack variety:
Hide inside the [horse?]'s guts.