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Author Topic: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!  (Read 85515 times)

JoshuaFH

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #375 on: March 17, 2009, 05:21:09 am »

(Aw man, If Jon had been gone for just a little bit longer, I'd have been justified to turn him into a statue! And stop fighting guys when there's no spot up for grabs, it's like a bunch of hyenas fighting over an imaginary piece of meat.)

Sorry I've been inactive, computer fucked up a few days ago and I couldn't get it working until now.
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NUKE9.13

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #376 on: March 17, 2009, 06:51:17 am »

I set fire to the note with the power of my mind.
Outside.
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« Reply #377 on: March 17, 2009, 07:00:37 am »

I set fire to the note with the power of my mind.
Outside.

You go outside and concentrate REALLY hard, but you simply cannot set the note aflame.

Your head hurts though.
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NUKE9.13

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« Reply #378 on: March 17, 2009, 07:02:24 am »

I pray to Extremus to teach me the way of setting fire to stuff with the power of my mind.
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« Reply #379 on: March 17, 2009, 07:07:10 am »

I pray to Extremus to teach me the way of setting fire to stuff with the power of my mind.

You pray to Extremus to teach you the the art of pyrokinesis.

Your prayer is unheard, as you still don't know squat. However, the ends of your clothes feel slightly singed.
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NUKE9.13

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« Reply #380 on: March 17, 2009, 07:16:08 am »

Clearly my life is not EXTREME enough.
I will go to Rodel. EXTREMELY.
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JoshuaFH

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« Reply #381 on: March 17, 2009, 07:20:48 am »

Clearly my life is not EXTREME enough.
I will go to Rodel. EXTREMELY.

You head towards Rodel, whilst dancing and jigging.

You will arrive there some time in the future.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #382 on: March 17, 2009, 08:58:07 am »

I claim the house as my own, and bet it.
I bet it as many times as necesary until I loose it.
Would be better yet if I would just do that with one wall.
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JoshuaFH

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« Reply #383 on: March 17, 2009, 09:24:50 am »

I claim the house as my own, and bet it.
I bet it as many times as necesary until I loose it.
Would be better yet if I would just do that with one wall.

Thinking fast, you claim the house as your own, and flip the Vegas Coin,

Coin Flip: tails

nothing happens. It would appear that somebody else owns this house.



The blood is up to your neck now.

You have 1 turn left, then you drown.

Spoiler: Hint (click to show/hide)
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« Reply #384 on: March 17, 2009, 10:40:20 am »

I don't think I fully understood that, but whatever.

Clerly that is my hallucination! I dive into the blood. This blood isn't rising. Its draining.

Ever saw Pirates of the carribean, and the moment when Jack Sparrow figured out the map?
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Siquo

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #385 on: March 17, 2009, 11:02:22 am »

I claim the new spot!  ;D
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« Reply #386 on: March 17, 2009, 11:04:31 am »

I never saw Pirates of the Caribbean!

I don't think I fully understood that, but whatever.

Clerly that is my hallucination! I dive into the blood. This blood isn't rising. Its draining.

Ever saw Pirates of the carribean, and the moment when Jack Sparrow figured out the map?

Rooster, convinced that this is a hallucination, dives into the blood. The blood continues to rise.

The blood is now over Rooster's head. Rooster is drowning. Rooster has drowned.



Rooster is dead. Rooster's path ends here.

Want to know the answer?

About my hint of "The answer lies in contradictive logic", take a look at these things.

Hallucinations! NICE!

Here, you claim that everything I'm showing you is an illusion.

The ladder leading to the first floor disappears as the floor is covered with his blood.

Here, I claim that the only exit to the room has vanished.

See the contradiction? If you had said something along the lines of "go down the ladder anyway" or "step in the spot where the ladder used to be", then then Illusion would have been dispelled, because, deep down, while it's capable of suffocating you to death, it still has to obey reality. In this case, the law of gravity.

Oh yeah, and about what I promised you?

Damnit Rooster, I'm trying to give you an extravagant, bloody death.

I so fulfilled that promise.

Siquo, you're up, where do you want to start? I'm thinking of a way I can kill you infinitely, can you guess how?
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #387 on: March 17, 2009, 11:17:09 am »

 I assumed the first floor was filled with blood.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #388 on: March 17, 2009, 11:19:32 am »

See? You would have died too.

I really like the evil house, I think it'll make more than one appearance. Now I just need to figure out ways to funnel players into it.
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« Reply #389 on: March 17, 2009, 12:02:48 pm »

Start me out in Trombly, waking up in a puddle of my own vomit, behind the motel. I'll try to evade your killing me. EXTREMELY!  ;D
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