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[Jay Kayell]

Claim the house as your own and bet it.

[NUKE9.13]

Piet? I have to go all the way to piet to get matches to burn down the forest here hoping that the forest fire will spread to piet killing the imps that require slaying there? Screw that.
I go visit the duke. This assignment is unclear.
Scrap that.
I apply for paladinship. I just reread the pamphlet.

[JoshuaFH]

Hallucinations! NICE!
Not very manly of me, but I go finish the kid off

Feeling a strong urge to kill the child, Rooster follows him up the ladder



You find the boy sobbing near a bed.

snicker-snack!



That was easy, didn't even need an attack roll.

A fountain of blood spurts from his body. Covering the floor.

The ladder leading to the first floor disappears as the floor is covered with his blood.



The fountain of blood is neverending. It's covering everything.



The walls join in and start bleeding. Blood starts gushing in from the walls and ceiling, and soon you're waist deep in blood.

If you don't do something now, it looks like the whole room'll fill up, and you'll drown.

You have two turns to find a way to escape.

What do you do?

I apply for paladinship. I just reread the pamphlet.

You ask for Paladinship,

"You want to be a Paladin? Happy day! Here ya go."

The priest sticks a bright yellow button onto your shirt that says "Paladin of Extremus" on it.



"Congratulations, you're a Paladin of Extremus now! Enjoy!"

what do you do now?

Status

Nuke:
20hp
wearing: Dirty, Old clothes. Safety Pin. Paladin of Extremus Button.
Inventory:
-Note from Duke Cody
-Paper Extremus Brochure
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Jon:
2hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes. Leather shoes.
inventory:
-pouch (7 gold coins, 9 silver coins, 5 copper coins, VB coin, maps)
-wad of hay
-Fairy Whistle
-Love potion
- +2 sword (equipped)

Rooster:
5hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes
inventory:
-pouch (12 silver coins, 7 copper coins, VB coin, maps)
-paper Extremus brochure
-Branch Staff (club, Breaks on 6, Equipped)
- +1 sword (equipped)
-House Deed

[NUKE9.13]

I go ask the duke for more information and resources with which to complete this task.

Incidentally, image 2: I laughed. Out loud.

It's late here.
AI:I set fire to stuff at random with the power of my mind. My sick, twisted mind.

[JoshuaFH]

I go ask the duke for more information and resources with which to complete this task.

Incidentally, image 2: I laughed. Out loud.

It's late here.
AI:I set fire to stuff at random with the power of my mind. My sick, twisted mind.

You go to Duke Cody's Manor.



In the room is Duke Cody, and his guard, wearing +6 armor and holding a +3 axe. On the wall are some decorative shields.

You ask for more information, and preferably some help.

"Are you lazy AND stupid? Just do what it says on the note, go to Piet, get rid of those imps. The first three got some help, because they were hard working members of Trombly, you slacked off, so you get nothing! Now get outta my sight!"

[Org]

Please can I join?

[JoshuaFH]

Rooster's life-or-death puzzle is pretty difficult, so you may definitely get a chance!

[Squeegy]

If I join, I swear to do everything as inanely as possible. Screw caution!

[Org]

If I join, I swear to do everything as inanely as possible. Screw caution!

ME TOO!

[Squeegy]

If I join, I swear to do everything as inanely as possible. Screw caution!

ME TOO!

OH YEAH WELL YOU WEREN'T POSTING ABOUT EATING COINS AND TAKING BODIES

OR KILLING PEOPLE AND HELPING MONSTERS

SO SHUT UP

[Org]

BUT CUTTING OFF LEGS OF OTHERS TO GET PAST TRAPS IS FUN! SO IS CAPS LOCK!

[JoshuaFH]

Shush, or I won't pick either of you.

[Squeegy]

_{AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA}

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Sorry I've been inactive, computer fucked up a few days ago and I couldn't get it working until now.
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"Hey Fairies, could you help me?"

[Siquo]

I'm never inactive. And I also enjoy children's blood. And never use caps.
Pick me, I'm the obvious candidate!