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[Emperor_Jonathan]

I run northward for a bit, before going into the forest and doubling round to go south.

[Cheeetar]

Ok, either you splash some love potion behind us and hope it starts mating with a tree, or we blow that whistle.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

I blow the whistle!

[JoshuaFH]

I run northward for a bit, before going into the forest and doubling round to go south.

Jon runs into the forest while Cheeetar continues running along the river. The monster sees Jon run into the Forest, but opts to continue chasing after Cheeetar because it's easier.

Jon and Cheeetar are now separated.

Jon turns around and starts running through the forest southward.

I blow the whistle!

Not knowing what to do, Jon stops and blows the whistle!

two fairies come, Kam and another.



"Hey, how ya doin? Didn't think you'd need my help so soon."

The other fairy speaks up,

"Hey Kam, what's with this ugly human blowing one of our whistles?"

"Oh, these humans were nice to me Ginger, so I gave'em mine, this is Ginger the Water Fairy, whatcha need?"

What do you do?

[Cheeetar]

I run in the general direction of Jonathan, throwing rocks behind me as I go, hoping for a lucky shot.

[JoshuaFH]

Combat doesn't work like that Cheeetar, it's either enter combat or stay out of combat.

[Cheeetar]

I run in the general direction of Jon.

[JoshuaFH]

I run in the general direction of Jon.

Cheeetar, not wanting to be separated from his heterosexual life partner, runs into the forest, and runs in a random direction that he believes to be the direction Jon is. The monster, furious, runs into the forest, the thick foliage not hindering him as he knocks down trees and uproots bushes to keep pace with Cheeetar.

The monster is slowed down considerably though, and Cheeetar can get some distance between him and it.

Cheeetar encounters a man pinned down by a log.



The man is alive and speaks,

"Oh thank goodness, somebody found me! Please help me sir, I have been stuck here for some days. Lift this log off me, and I will reward you greatly."

The monster is some distance away as it claws it's way through the forest to get closer, you may have enough time to help the man.

What do you do?

[Squeegy]

_{kill man help monster}

[cowofdoom78963]

_{No dont do that, hes probably some epic warrior who will kill it 4 u.}

[Cheeetar]

I am always a nice person. Therefore:
I try to lift the log off the man.

[Rooster]

finalization? What do you mean? I just hit him with the staff as hard as I can to break his hand(that holds the knife)

[JoshuaFH]

Alright, I just wanted you to make it clear, because, once again, that's not how combat works, but hey, I'll roll with it.

finalization? What do you mean? I just hit him with the staff as hard as I can to break his hand(that holds the knife)

Rooster attacks!

Roll: 5

Rooster does 5 damage. The lunatic now has 15 hp.

The lunatic swipes his blade at you!

Roll: 5 (5 + 2 = 7)

He does 7 damage to Rooster, Rooster now has only 5 hp.

What do you do?

I am always a nice person. Therefore:
I try to lift the log off the man.

Can Cheeetar save the man in time?

Coin Flip: Tails

Cheeetar attempts to lift the log off the man, but he can't get a good grip and can barely lift it at all.

Uh oh...



The monster attacks!

Roll: 5 (5 + 6 = 11)

The beast's mighty arm strikes Cheeetar for 11 damage! Cheetar now has 6 hp.

The Man under the log panics,

"OH MY GODS, WHAT IS THAT?! Help me please!"

What do you do?

Status

Cheeetar:
6hp
wearing: Dirty, Old clothes. Leather shoes
Inventory:
-pouch (12 silver coins, 3 copper coins, maps)
-tin chamberpot (contents: 3 rocks (impr. thrown, equipped))
-Glass bottle (hard liquor)
-wicker basket (assorted fruit)
-Bag (Cork)

Jon:
2hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes. Leather shoes.
inventory:
-pouch (7 gold coins, 9 silver coins, 5 copper coins, VB coin, maps)
-wad of hay
-Fairy Whistle
-Love potion
- +2 sword (equipped)

Rooster:
5hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes
inventory:
-pouch (12 silver coins, 7 copper coins, VB coin, maps)
-paper Extremus brochure
-Branch Staff (club, Breaks on 6, Equipped)
-'mystic' water x2
-House Deed

[Rooster]

I run away! Looks like its not my day 

[Duke 2.0]

 Seriously, this image can solve every problem.