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[Duke 2.0]

 After the last update, do you really want to seduce the baron?
 Really?

[Cheeetar]

I take a few coins as sneakily as possible.
"So, do you ladies come here often?"

[Emperor_Jonathan]

I deftly take what's left of the gold pouch and sneakily put it into my sack, covering it with the wad of hay.

"So, Ladies, what's it like here?"

[JoshuaFH]

I take a few coins as sneakily as possible.
"So, do you ladies come here often?"

Cheeetar takes 3 gpld coins from the pouch as sneakily has he can in such a crowded room.

Cheeetar converses with the tall woman.

"Yeah, We work here."

I deftly take what's left of the gold pouch and sneakily put it into my sack, covering it with the wad of hay.

"So, Ladies, what's it like here?"

Jon takes the remainder of the gold coins and puts them into his sack, then covers the sack with hay for some reason. Jon is now 13 gold coins richer, the women see him take from the pouch, but they don't seem to care.

Jon converses with the other twin,

"It's really nice, a mistress is paid very well, we have really comfortable lives."

Baron Vick is still preoccupied.

What do you do now?

Status

Cheeetar:
2hp
wearing: Dirty, Old clothes
Inventory:
-pouch (13 silver coins, 3 gold coins, maps)
-tin chamberpot (contents: 3 rocks (impr. thrown, equipped))
-Glass bottle (hard liquor)
-
-

Jon:
9hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes
inventory:
-pouch (13 gold coins, maps)
-wad of hay
-Dead Carp (tainted with love potion)
-Love potion
-

Rooster:
19hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes
inventory:
-pouch (12 silver coins, 7 copper coins, maps)
-paper Extremus brochure
-Branch Staff (club, Breaks on 6, Equipped)
-Vegas Betting Coin
-House Deed

[Emperor_Jonathan]

"Look at the time! I better go. See you ladies later."

Jon leaves, traveling to the store and buying everything on the top shelf. But before he leaves he whispers to Cheetar, and gives the women a gold coin each.

"Meet you soon, meet me at the port."

((HOLY CRAP THAT WAS AWESOME, 13 GOLD COINS FUCK YEAH))

[Cheeetar]

I use the services of the ladies to replenish my health.

[JoshuaFH]

"Look at the time! I better go. See you ladies later."

Jon leaves, traveling to the store and buying everything on the top shelf. But before he leaves he whispers to Cheetar, and gives the women a gold coin each.

"Meet you soon, meet me at the port."

((HOLY CRAP THAT WAS AWESOME, 13 GOLD COINS FUCK YEAH))

Jon takes this opportunity to ditch the brothel, bidding adieu to the whores, he gives them 1 coin each and tells Cheeetar to meet him at the port.

Jon travels to the store, with the intention of buying everything on the top shelf,



 but then stops when he realizes that he doesn't have enough inventory space for everything on the top shelf.

What do you do?

I use the services of the ladies to replenish my health.

Cheeetar thinks to ask the ladies to replenish his health, but then realizes he's not in a Grand Theft Auto game and decides not to.

Status

Cheeetar:
2hp
wearing: Dirty, Old clothes
Inventory:
-pouch (13 silver coins, 3 gold coins, maps)
-tin chamberpot (contents: 3 rocks (impr. thrown, equipped))
-Glass bottle (hard liquor)
-
-

Jon:
9hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes
inventory:
-pouch (11 gold coins, maps)
-wad of hay
-Dead Carp (tainted with love potion)
-Love potion
-

Rooster:
19hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes
inventory:
-pouch (12 silver coins, 7 copper coins, maps)
-paper Extremus brochure
-Branch Staff (club, Breaks on 6, Equipped)
-Vegas Betting Coin
-House Deed

[Cheeetar]

I tell the ladies to tell Vick that I left to throw up, and then I go to the hotel and replenish my health 3 times.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

"Hey Fred, could I get those boots?"

Jon buys the boots, and equips them.

((I presume equipped items don't take up inventory space?))

[JoshuaFH]

You presume correctly Jon.

"Hey Fred, could I get those boots?"

Jon buys the boots, and equips them.

((I presume equipped items don't take up inventory space?))

Jon buys the shoes and puts them on,



they are quite warm and comfy. These will provide nominal protection to his feet should he walk on sharp objects or hot surfaces. The shopkeeper gives Jon 9 silver and 5 copper as change for the 1 gold coin he spent.

I tell the ladies to tell Vick that I left to throw up, and then I go to the hotel and replenish my health 3 times.

Cheeetar, master of excuses, tells the ladies to tell Vick they he is going to throw up. He then goes to the motel and blows his new gold on 15 more hp.

Status

Cheeetar:
17hp
wearing: Dirty, Old clothes
Inventory:
-pouch (13 silver coins, maps)
-tin chamberpot (contents: 3 rocks (impr. thrown, equipped))
-Glass bottle (hard liquor)
-
-

Jon:
9hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes. Leather shoes.
inventory:
-pouch (10 gold coins, 9 silver coins, 5 copper coins, maps)
-wad of hay
-Dead Carp (tainted with love potion)
-Love potion
-

Rooster:
19hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes
inventory:
-pouch (12 silver coins, 7 copper coins, maps)
-paper Extremus brochure
-Branch Staff (club, Breaks on 6, Equipped)
-Vegas Betting Coin
-House Deed

[Cheeetar]

I go to the store and get me some new shoes.
Edit: And wear them.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

"Fred, buddy, could I take the sword as well?"

Jon bought the sword for 2 gold pieces.

((wow. rooster sorta lucked out didn't he?))

((e: how much health did the motel recover?))

[Cheeetar]

((wow. rooster sorta lucked out didn't he?))

((e: how much health did the motel recover?))

Everyone did. Rooster got the potential for a house, you get lewt, and I get my health regenerate to full -3. Also, motel recovers 5 hp for 1 gold each rest.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

((yeah not really, rooster did luck out. Considering to get the house he needs to bet half of it, and he has to get there. Quite a good chance he will die.))

[JoshuaFH]

There's a good chance everyone's going to die.