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Author Topic: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!  (Read 83114 times)

Squeegy

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #180 on: March 04, 2009, 09:52:24 pm »

No, you'd waste it completely. The river would simply absorb it. No one would get even a twinge of romance, you stupid faggot.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #181 on: March 04, 2009, 10:02:05 pm »

Don't be tossing around hurtful insults Squeegy, I mean it.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #182 on: March 04, 2009, 10:04:29 pm »

I believe hes "role-playing" that he is a rude person.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #183 on: March 04, 2009, 10:04:49 pm »

'Twas why I spoilered it. For the more sensitive of us. Besides, why the hell would you friggin' pour a perfectly good love potion into a fucking river? What thought process could possibly justify that? It's a damn stupid idea.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #184 on: March 04, 2009, 10:15:32 pm »

Don't worry Squeegy, because I'm the GM, the players can't have stupid ideas, they can only have great ideas, or horrible life-threatening ideas.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #185 on: March 04, 2009, 10:25:19 pm »

Fine.

I'll figure out what do with it later.

((Also: I'm not insulted by Squeegy calling me a faggot. Considering I am roleplaying someone who would go queer for money.. Uh. Roleplaying.))
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #187 on: March 04, 2009, 11:47:58 pm »

((Can I cook my fish?))
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #188 on: March 04, 2009, 11:55:28 pm »

Sure, if you can get your hands on a fire, knock yourself out.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #189 on: March 04, 2009, 11:59:11 pm »

((Can I make fire? Btw We all have said our turns.))
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #191 on: March 05, 2009, 12:17:17 am »

(What Duke said, there are other ways, but we'll cross that rubicon when we get there)

I go to the bank and ask for a job...

Rooster goes to the bank to ask for a job,



stepping inside, he can immediately notice 3 people. The banker, a guard, and a loan officer. The guard is holding a +2 axe. In the middle of the room is a giant ceramic piggy bank, the largest he's ever seen.

Rooster asks for a job.

"Sorry, we don't need anyone to do anything. A Demon came in here awhile ago, but we scared him off."

Rooster wonders what to do next.

I go to the motel and ask how much complete rejuvenation will cost me.

Cheeetar goes to the motel, before he can walk in the entrance,



 he sees a large man with a crown exit and the guard that was blocking the entrance accompanies him. The large man looks quite drunk.

Cheeetar goes into the Motel,



Inside is a one-armed man. Behind him are 3 numbered rooms. On the wall are badly painted pictures of flowers.

Cheeetar asks for "complete rejuvenation".

"I don't know where you think you are, but we only sell rooms here. Finest beds in all of Rodel, you'll never sleep more soundly. 1 gold for all the sleep you can get."

Cheeetar wonders what to do next.

Jon, finally had what he needed. Jon went to the store, bought the Love Potion for full price.

Happy, Jon walks into the store and buys the love potion.



Jon thinks of dumping it into the river, but something keeps nagging him and he decides not to.

Jon wonders what to do next.


Status
Cheeetar:
2hp
wearing: Dirty, Old, Wet clothes
Inventory:
-pouch (13 silver coins, maps)
-tin chamberpot (contents: 3 rocks (impr. thrown, equipped))
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Jon:
9hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes
inventory:
-pouch (maps)
-wad of hay
-Dead Carp
-Love potion
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Rooster:
19hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes
inventory:
-pouch (12 silver coins, 7 copper coins, maps)
-paper Extremus brochure
-Branch Staff (club, Breaks on 6, Equipped)
-Vegas Betting Coin
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #192 on: March 05, 2009, 12:18:53 am »

((can we make it so like, when we're in town we can move between places without having to wait for other peoples turn?))
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #193 on: March 05, 2009, 12:20:57 am »

Hey, if I clean out the room that Vick trashed, can I sleep for a discount? I mean, he seemed kind of drunk.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #194 on: March 05, 2009, 12:23:00 am »

Jon went outside, he traveled to the temple of Vegas. He may need money for food, he could gamble for that money.
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