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[Cheeetar]

"Hey, shopkeep, who was it you bought this love potion from anyway?"

[JoshuaFH]

Chaoticjosh what is the town's population?

Less than fifty, Trombly is the only town with a Well though (as is shown on the map), the residents of Rodel get their water from the river, obviously.

"Hey, shopkeep, who was it you bought this love potion from anyway?"

Cheeetar asks where the shopkeeper got it,

"Oh, from some Imps that were traveling West. I usually don't make any sort of deals with nefarious creatures, but I made a special exception for these ones. I wish I knew how they made it."

[Cheeetar]

"I think we have found the imps who have been stealing stuff. Apparently they have been heading west."
I shall ask of the iron sword, and if a discount is possible for that. If not, I ask how I could earn money in this town.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

"Cheetar We must take this potion! He said before, there are no discounts! We must get this before it is gone! I implore you to put our money together to gain this."

[Cheeetar]

"While yes, being loved would be good, the royalty would not hesitate to have my head chopped off if I fail in this quest. We have to find the imps, and I do not think the power of love will help us".

[Emperor_Jonathan]

"Just listen, getting Vick to fall in love with me would enable me to get money off him, which would in turn let us buy superior weapons, armor and supplies to battle these imps. Did the Duke give us a time limit?"

[inaluct]

Wait, think about it: the Vick guy sounds like a man, right? An established nobleman. One with a wife. And probably children.

And probably a daughter, who would be a much better target. Dowry?

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Whatever, the point is to blackmail/seduce someone to get money.

[inaluct]

Besides, wouldn't a nobleman's food and drink be guarded to prevent poisoning? His daughter's probably isn't. He isn't a king or anything like that, after all. And if the potion wears off, BAM, unhappy marriage! Nothing unusual.

And what if the potion is poison? If it kills the nobleman, you're sort of screwed. If it kills his daughter, you can take advantage of his grief.

[Cheeetar]

"You two discuss it amongst yourselves, I shall concern myself with getting money in honorable ways."

[Emperor_Jonathan]

((Wut you two? It's only me and you in the store.))

Frustrated by Cheetar, Jon says goodbye to Fred and travels to the Motel.

[inaluct]

The disembodied voice stops talking.

[Cheeetar]

And by you two, I thought Inaluct was a player.

[JoshuaFH]

Inaluct is not a player, you were engaging it Out-of-character talk.

not an unheard of act.

[Squeegy]

Besides, wouldn't a nobleman's food and drink be guarded to prevent poisoning? His daughter's probably isn't. He isn't a king or anything like that, after all. And if the potion wears off, BAM, unhappy marriage! Nothing unusual.

And what if the potion is poison? If it kills the nobleman, you're sort of screwed. If it kills his daughter, you can take advantage of his grief.

And if it's a love potion and he sees you...

Homosexuals were sort of

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