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[dragnar]

I want on the waiting list as well.

[JoshuaFH]

Alright, you guys are on the waiting list.

"Let us pass!"

Yes, a peasant demanding a lich to step aside. Only in PA-TWOS!

The Lich snaps to attention, as though he were sleeping just a moment ago.

"Oh, hey. How are you? You want to go up the tower? Go right ahead."

Has Rodel always looked like that?

Eh, no matter. I bumble around looking inside huts.

You look around, but find that all the other peasants are locked firmly in their homes. Perhaps in response to Baron Vick being in town, and not wanting to 'get chosen' for anything.

[Siquo]

"Thank you very much, my good man!"

"Oh, where are my manners! Silly me!"
This time, bow and let Derrik go first.

[Vlynndar]

_{Psst, Vlynndar, massage the genitals.}

Yes. I shall massage the ELBOWS.

[JoshuaFH]

"Thank you very much, my good man!"

"Oh, where are my manners! Silly me!"
This time, bow and let Derrik go first.

You go past the Lich and head on up to the fourth floor, letting Derrik go first.



A Starbucks lady is there to greet you. He addresses Derrik first.

"Hello good sir, did you know your our first customer ever? We have a special prize for that. You have credit here for 10 free drinks, and please take this voucher for a free 'bicycle ride', redeemable at any brothel."

Derrik takes the voucher.

What do you do?

_{Psst, Vlynndar, massage the genitals.}

Yes. I shall massage the ELBOWS.

"Gah! What are you trying to do, give me Elbowtitis? Get out of my sight!"

What do you do?

Siquo:
20hp
wearing:Artifact GCS silk thong, +10 armor, Magnet Medal
inventory:
- +4 spear
- +1 crossbow
- 19 +3 bolts
- glass vial (empty)
- PlayGnome

Vlynndar:
20hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes. Tight Life Jacket. Rorschach Symbol.
-bag (1 silver, Account slip [3 copper], maps)
-
-tin whistle
-umbrella (equipped)
-Hypno-disk

ShadowDump:
weaing: dirty old clothes
20hp
-2 gold
-map
-
-
-

Derrik the Demon (NPC)
Wearing: dirty old clothes
40hp
- 1# edition Bettah Livin'
- Conch shell
- Yo-Yo
- Black skirt
- Voucher for "bicycle ride"

[SHAD0Wdump]

Go to the Church of Vegas.

[Siquo]

Thank the lady, since Derrik won't. Suggest to him we both get a drink, and move on to the other room. The playGnome in my inventory is on my chest with a magnet medal, so should not be in my inventory, so I can take the drink. Otherwise, drop the playgnome to make room.

[Vlynndar]

I go out and try to remember what I was doing here.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

You were trying to live out your life forever in the enemy slave camp without escaping or anything.

[dragnar]

So, this dead?

[Phantom]

It's dead, sir.

[Ultimuh]

It's dead jim.

Fixed.

And yes, it would seem so..

[Phantom]

I was thinking about doing that...

[JoshuaFH]

Sorry everyone, my time in college has most of my free time completely eaten up, making continuing this with any consistency logistically very difficult.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

This had consistency? THE CONSISTENCY OF MADNESS PERHAPS