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[inteuniso]

Oooo, if the waiting list is clear, I would like to get in.

[mission0]

Oooo, if the waiting list is clear, I would like to get in.

Ditto, since kirby is still taking time.

[ExKirby]

I don't know where I am, so...

[Archangel]

Waiting list again please.

[Siquo]

Scan the magazine for useful information.

If none is found, randomly pull levers, one by one.

[Vlynndar]

I've returned!

Ask the fairy about the secret massage spot (eww).

[JoshuaFH]

Wander around blithely and trip over something.

You set out blithely to trip over something.



You catapult over the Hope Diamond and into an suspicious well-placed bottomless pit.

You are never seen again.

Alright, Shadowdump, you're next up. Where would you like to start from?

I've returned!

Ask the fairy about the secret massage spot (eww).

"You idiot, it's a secret!"

Scan the magazine for useful information.

If none is found, randomly pull levers, one by one.

There only seems to be advice for home fashion, for the aesthetically conscious Sufferites. You do note however that it's a 1# edition though.

You pull the first lever, and find something unusual,



It would seem there's a lever to make it's eye wink and it's tooth twinkle.

You pull the second lever,



and a secret passage opens up with a ladder going up.

[Siquo]

Heeeere we go.

Check if the bomb strapped to him is wired to go off if removed. If not, remove it and let bandage-guy-with-my-shirt-on take it. Also, ask his name again, I forgot.

If he won't take it, I will take it with me.

Check inventory.

Go up the ladder.

[SHAD0Wdump]

I'll start in Rodel for no specific reason.

[NUKE9.13]

bandage-guy-with-my-shirt-on take it. Also, ask his name again, I forgot.

It's derrick. Or dereck. Or possibly dennis.
I remembered.

[Phantom]

_{Psst, Vlynndar, massage the genitals.}

[JoshuaFH]

I'll start in Rodel for no specific reason.

You're just a peasant, minding his own business in Rodel...



However, all of a sudden...



"PSST!"

You're about to question how Baron Vick is clinging to the ceiling, but he interrupts.

"Don't question how, only question WHY! You've been chosen you peasant-shaped wad of meat. Take this gold and map."

He tosses you 2 gold pieces and a map. Baron Vick then crawls into a crack into the ceiling, avoiding any questioning.

Heeeere we go.

Check if the bomb strapped to him is wired to go off if removed. If not, remove it and let bandage-guy-with-my-shirt-on take it. Also, ask his name again, I forgot.

If he won't take it, I will take it with me.

Check inventory.

Go up the ladder.

You check the bomb, and using your intimate and thorough knowledge of explosives which is inherent to all peasants, you deduce that the bomb is wired in such a way that it can't be removed from the skeleton without inadvertantly detonating it. However, it's perfectly safe to leave as-is.

You ask the masked demon for his name.

"Derrik, don't you remember?"

You apologize for your thoughtlessness,

and you then ascend to the next floor.



There is a giant lich on the next floor! He doesn't say anything, and while he doesn't have any eyes, you suspect that he's looking right at you.

What do you do?

Siquo:
20hp
wearing:Artifact GCS silk thong, +10 armor, Magnet Medal
inventory:
- +4 spear
- +1 crossbow
- 19 +3 bolts
- glass vial (empty)
- PlayGnome

Vlynndar:
20hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes. Tight Life Jacket. Rorschach Symbol.
-bag (1 silver, Account slip [3 copper], maps)
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-tin whistle
-umbrella (equipped)
-Hypno-disk

ShadowDump:
weaing: dirty old clothes
20hp
-2 gold
-map
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-
-

Derrik the Demon (NPC)
Wearing: dirty old clothes
40hp
- 1# edition Bettah Livin'
- Conch shell
- Yo-Yo
- Black skirt
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[inteuniso]

Oooo, if the waiting list is clear, I would like to get in.

I'm not on the waiting list.

[Siquo]

"Let us pass!"

Yes, a peasant demanding a lich to step aside. Only in PA-TWOS!

[SHAD0Wdump]

Has Rodel always looked like that?

Eh, no matter. I bumble around looking inside huts.