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[Emperor_Jonathan]

Hypno-disk the bank guy. DO IT

[Vlynndar]

Hypno-disk the bank guy. DO IT

YES. I will hypnotise him into storing my copper coins.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

No.... Into giving you money!

[TheToeBighter98]

Make him your shop slave, and get the shop!

[Vlynndar]

For now, plinking pennies in a pink pig. Soon, world dominance.

Also I wasn't intending to alliterate.

[Siquo]

"Ehm, how am I supposed to buy anything if soldiers aren't paid in this town? I'm confused!"

Try to get my ARTIFACT thong appraised.

[JoshuaFH]

For now, plinking pennies in a pink pig. Soon, world dominance.

Also I wasn't intending to alliterate.

You deposit your three copper into your free bank account. You're given a small slip of paper with your account balance of 3 copper and 1 silver written on it.

What do you do?

"Ehm, how am I supposed to buy anything if soldiers aren't paid in this town? I'm confused!"

Try to get my ARTIFACT thong appraised.

You ask the shopkeeper to take a good look at your thong.

"Oh, uh, sorry sir, but we don't accept used thongs as payment. That thing looks like it came from some hole in the ground!"

It doesn't effect the shopkeeper, but perhaps dwarves would find it more awe-inspiring.

What do you do?

Status

Siquo:
20hp
wearing:Artifact GCS silk thong, +10 armor, Magnet Medal
inventory:
-
- +1 crossbow
- 19 +3 bolts
- glass vial (empty)
-

Squeegy:
7hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes
-bag (9 silver, 8 copper, maps)
-Tin Whistle
-
-
-

Vlynndar:
20hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes. Tight Life Jacket. Rorschach Symbol.
-bag (Account slip [1 silver, 3 copper] maps)
-
-tin whistle
-umbrella (equipped)
-Hypno-disk

[Siquo]

((Where'd my spear go from my inv?))
If I really have to be precise, go outside and retrieve the spear...

When (and if!) I have it, leave town to go to Piet.

[Vlynndar]

I'm sorry, mister, but I only wanted to deposit my copper coins.

*Takes out hypnodisc

Have you heard of interest rates?

[JoshuaFH]

((Where'd my spear go from my inv?))
If I really have to be precise, go outside and retrieve the spear...

When (and if!) I have it, leave town to go to Piet.

You think of going outside to get your spear, then you realize you've been holding it the entire time.

The spear is added back to your inventory.

You head to Piet.



You will arrive sometime in the future!

I'm sorry, mister, but I only wanted to deposit my copper coins.

*Takes out hypnodisc

Have you heard of interest rates?

You with draw your one silver.

Then you take out your hypnodisk and ask about interest rates.



"Interest rates? Suzie the loan mistress handles the interest rates on her loans, but I can't think of anything else you may mean. It's not like our financial system resembles some fictional system where people actually get free money for allowing the bank to safeguard all their money for them."

What do you do?

Status

Siquo:
20hp
wearing:Artifact GCS silk thong, +10 armor, Magnet Medal
inventory:
- +4 spear
- +1 crossbow
- 19 +3 bolts
- glass vial (empty)
-

Squeegy:
7hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes
-bag (9 silver, 8 copper, maps)
-Tin Whistle
-
-
-

Vlynndar:
20hp
Wearing: dirty, old clothes. Tight Life Jacket. Rorschach Symbol.
-bag (1 silver, Account slip [3 copper], maps)
-
-tin whistle
-umbrella (equipped)
-Hypno-disk

[NUKE9.13]

Sneak out of barracks and fly off.

[Siquo]

Ehm. Arrive, sometime in the future. 

[Vlynndar]

Oh. Okay.

I then use my hypnodisc to ask directions to Piet.

[JoshuaFH]

Ehm. Arrive, sometime in the future. 

and... You do!

A small child runs up to you and hands you map, then runs away. The map is added to your other maps.



What do you do?

Oh. Okay.

I then use my hypnodisc to ask directions to Piet.

Instead of asking for directions with your mouth, you ask for them with the hypnodisc, and by that I mean you scrawl your question into the ground with the metal part.



Ted is not appreciative of the vandalism to the bank, but he tells you anyway.

"Just take any path that heads west and keep going west until you hit it, you can't miss it."

What do you do?

[Emperor_Jonathan]

AVENGE MEEE!!!!