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[Emperor_Jonathan]

I draw Phallic symbols over everyone in the town except Derrick.

[Siquo]

I go to the arena, and apply for a fight, if possible.

[NUKE9.13]

I CALMLY explain about the immenent dwarven invasion.
Then:
MATCHES FTW???
I go to the arena!
Must get money!

[Siquo]

We don't actually know that there are matches in Piet, Nuke.
Although your Extremus paladin-status would probably allow for preconscience in the whereabouts of firestarters.

I inform the guy in the Arena that he shouldn't call arena matches "matches" but "bouts" or something else. The word "matches" has an incendiary effect on my companion.

[NUKE9.13]

I... sssssenssse... the MATCHES!
MINE MINE MINE
ARENA MATCHES! MATCHES! MAAAAATCHESSS!
DIE MATCHES MINE MATCHES MATCHES???

* NUKE9.13 froths

[Siquo]

*wipes Nukes mouth*

There there, my boy. It's okay. We'll get them.

Edit: BTW- back on monday. Autopilot me please. I'd let Nuke take my char but I want to LIVE!

[JoshuaFH]

I draw Phallic symbols over everyone in the town except Derrick.

You go to draw phallic symbols on everyone on town, but then you realize that the shopkeeper is the only person in town that you know, so you focus all your phallic imagery on him.



Oh look, it's a sword, and a tower, and a spiral, and a spear, and a pillar!

The shopkeeper just takes it.

I go to the arena, and apply for a fight, if possible.

I CALMLY explain about the immenent dwarven invasion.
Then:
MATCHES FTW???
I go to the arena!
Must get money!

You both go to the Arena,



but you find that it's closed, you wonder if it's because the fort is under attack that it's entertainment center suddenly closes.

You hear small voices crying for attention.

Arson and Manslaughter are hungry and crying for food.

What do you do?

((I'll agree to move Siquo about in the most apparently intelligent manner, but that doesn't mean I won't take suggestions!))

[Emperor_Jonathan]

I go find more people to draw dicks on.

[CloisteredSyrups]

Kill Siquo.
Feed him to the faeries.

YOUNG MURDERERS NEED MEAT!

[Emperor_Jonathan]

I endorse the above idea.

[JoshuaFH]

I go find more people to draw dicks on.

You think of something to do, but then you forget because Tack Jhompson has removed the part of your brain that allows you to think dirty things.

It's best that you find something else to do so the rest of your brain isn't spontaneously willed out of existence.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Fine.

I go wait for the imps to come about.

[NUKE9.13]

Suggest to siquo that we go to some shady back alley.

[JoshuaFH]

Fine.

I go wait for the imps to come about.

You wait in the store, you wait and wait and wait, all the while, staring, unblinkingly, at the shopkeeper. He begins to cry in fright.



It is now night.

What do you do?

Suggest to siquo that we go to some shady back alley.

You lead Siquo to a shady alley, which is right behind the Armory.



Aside from the bah'ing of your baby fairies, you can hear loud thumping in the distance. The Fort walls are being banged on pretty hard.

What do you do?

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Go around town and find the imps!

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