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Author Topic: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!  (Read 83282 times)

Siquo

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #420 on: March 18, 2009, 02:44:14 pm »

Dammit.
While I yell "HEY! QUIT THAT! WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT!" Or something equally wimpy, I surmise that if the leaves broke my fall, they should break the fall of rocks as well. I climb under the leaves, using them as cover, and try to see if there's another way out, either laterally or down.

If none are found, look for rocks as ammo and pick them up.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #421 on: March 18, 2009, 06:09:54 pm »

Jon sprinted in the direction the Fairies pointed, towards Baurville! May Extremus, or Vegas, save him.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #422 on: March 18, 2009, 07:24:55 pm »

Dammit.
While I yell "HEY! QUIT THAT! WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT!" Or something equally wimpy, I surmise that if the leaves broke my fall, they should break the fall of rocks as well. I climb under the leaves, using them as cover, and try to see if there's another way out, either laterally or down.

If none are found, look for rocks as ammo and pick them up.

You yell something wimpy at your attacker, and try to find a way out.



You kick the surrounding walls a little, and find a small tunnel, probably dug by a mole or something. A big mole, it looks like you can crawl into it.

Another rock comes down!

Roll: 2 (Impr. thrown 2/2 = 1)

dealing 1 damage. Siquo now has 15 hp. You can now run from battle.

What do you do?

Jon sprinted in the direction the Fairies pointed, towards Baurville! May Extremus, or Vegas, save him.

You head towards Baurville, you are some ways north, it will take awhile for you to reach the main road.

Nuke's Path

You reach Rodel.



What do you do?
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #423 on: March 19, 2009, 03:41:44 am »

Crawl into the mole-tunnel. It doesn't seem like I have much choice...

I flip off the guy above while I do it, though.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #424 on: March 19, 2009, 05:20:55 am »

I extremely ask people if they've heard of the imps. Or seen anyone looking for them
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #425 on: March 19, 2009, 06:23:52 am »

Burn the docks.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #426 on: March 19, 2009, 06:45:42 am »

Burn the docks.

How? No source of fire. I don't see any mules here either, so yeah.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #427 on: March 19, 2009, 12:27:10 pm »

Crawl into the mole-tunnel. It doesn't seem like I have much choice...

I flip off the guy above while I do it, though.

You show stern dissatisfaction with the man's actions by giving him the ol' highway salute.



But then you realize you don't have any fingers.

You hurriedly crawl into the hole and start crawling. This tunnel is alot deeper than you had originally thought.



You crawl for some time and eventually, you can hear water dripping in the distance.

What do you do?

I extremely ask people if they've heard of the imps. Or seen anyone looking for them

You decide to make a bang with the locals by asking them questions while doing handstands and stuff!



You see a fellow peasant, you ask him if he's seen any Imps.

"Yeah, we 'ad some imps a while back. Short n' red n' mean looking. They took a boat down da river. Dats all I know."

What do you do?
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #428 on: March 19, 2009, 01:25:47 pm »

Took a boat?
I go to the dock.
If there is no one there, I take a boat and- WAIT THAT GUYS PANTS ARE A DIFFERENT COLOUR
I offer to set fire to something in exchange for that guys pants!
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #429 on: March 19, 2009, 01:39:57 pm »

So... wait... of all the colorful pants in the world, you want the pants of the guy who's are only slightly different from the ordinary grunge brown? That and I don't quite understand what you mean "set fire to something in exchange" for his pants.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #430 on: March 19, 2009, 01:45:49 pm »

I can hardly afford a rich guy's pants now can I?
And I mean: The peasant wants to, say, burn down his neighbours hovel, because his neighbour slept with his wife. I burn it down, and we swap pants. Or the peasant wants to burn some suspicious corpses. I burn em and we swap pants.
Note: I offer to do this, actual method of burning would depend on the object in question.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #431 on: March 19, 2009, 01:46:52 pm »

Continue through the hole. I expect a white rabbit, an eat-me cookie and drink-me glass.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #432 on: March 19, 2009, 06:14:36 pm »

Took a boat?
I go to the dock.
If there is no one there, I take a boat and- WAIT THAT GUYS PANTS ARE A DIFFERENT COLOUR
I offer to set fire to something in exchange for that guys pants!

"Well, I don't get anything worth burnin', I got these Eggs tho',"

The man takes out three Eggs,

"I found these Eggs by meh hut, they looked good so I took'em. I dun wanna eat'em raw however, so some fire to cook'em would be good."

What do you do?

Continue through the hole. I expect a white rabbit, an eat-me cookie and drink-me glass.

You venture further into the tunnel, you finally reach the end.



You enter a large, dimly lit cavern. There are stalagtites on the ceiling, but no stalagmites on the ground. All the rocks are oddly colored. Light blue strands of some sort decorate the wall and ceiling.

You can't see further into the cavern, it is too dark.

What do you do?

Jon's Path

You reach the main road. You take a look at your map and guesstimate where you are.



To the west, within sight, is Fort Lamar, to the east is Baurville. There are two roads leading to Baurville, a north road with two bridges, and a southern road with only one.

What do you do?

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #433 on: March 19, 2009, 11:08:49 pm »

"Hmm... I could go to Fort Lamar... Or my original destination, Baurville.


Fuck it. Lets go to Fort Lamar."

After a while...

"What was I going to do in Baurville again?"
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #434 on: March 20, 2009, 03:56:47 am »

Hit a stalagmite with my stick.

Examine the strands of light. (EXTREMELY!)

Continue deeper into the cave.
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