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Author Topic: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!  (Read 83207 times)

JoshuaFH

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #330 on: March 15, 2009, 12:27:18 pm »

I run away! Looks like its not my day  ;)

You turn about and run for your life deeper into Dragon Forest.

The man chases after you!



"Come back here you lying scum, so I can kill ya!"

Rooster, with running squarely on his mind, run deeper and deeper into Dragon Forest, the man is keeping up with him very easily.

After awhile of running, Rooster sees a cottage in the distance.



It is windowless and looks very sturdy.

What do you do?
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NUKE9.13

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #331 on: March 15, 2009, 12:56:19 pm »

One word:
!!Cottage!!
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #332 on: March 15, 2009, 01:17:33 pm »

I barricade myself inside hopefully he will get bored or something
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #333 on: March 15, 2009, 02:42:54 pm »

I just noticed how often I've seen that pic...

I'll post it two for luck.
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« Reply #334 on: March 15, 2009, 03:53:24 pm »

I barricade myself inside hopefully he will get bored or something

Thinking quickly, Rooster makes a B-line straight for the cottage. He manages to get inside the house and close the door behind him, and immediately looks for things to barricade the door with. The room is sparce though, except for a ladder and two candleholders. Just as Rooster expects the lunatic to bust through the door, a large thud is heard as the man crashes into the door, then starts beating at the door relentlessly.



The door has no locks and looks brand new, so as the man pounds furiously on the entrance, you can't imagine what it is that's keeping him out, but it's doing a good job.

Your wife descends the ladder from the second floor.



"Hello dear! How was your adventure honey? Did you kill those awful imps? Why don't you come upstairs and relax a bit?"

What do you do?
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NUKE9.13

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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #335 on: March 15, 2009, 04:12:44 pm »

I repeat:
!!Cottage!!
to which I add
!!wife!!

CANDLES, MAN. CANDLES IN A WOODEN CABIN. ITS THE GM'S WAY OF SAYING !!DO IT!!
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #336 on: March 15, 2009, 04:18:47 pm »

I shall die being a generally nice person. I attempt to lift the log off the man again.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #337 on: March 15, 2009, 06:04:00 pm »

I shall die being a generally nice person. I attempt to lift the log off the man again.

Cheeetar, selfless and kind in every way, makes the most saintly decision and decides to once again try to rescue the man at the cost of his own life.

Coin Flip: Tails

Try as you might, you can't get either a good grip or good footing, and the log remains immovable. You turn to face the savage beast as it's massive arm connects with your body!

Roll: 6 (6 + 6 = 12)

COMBO! The beast's other arm jets into you with crushing force!

Roll: 6 (6 + 6 = 12)

COMBO! Your head flies off as the beast lays another prodigial blow into your body!

Roll: 3 (3 + 6 = 9)

Your body is reduced to a mushy, red paste as the Monster deals 33 damage to Cheeetar. Cheeetar is reduced to -27 hp. Cheeetar is dead.



The man under the tree can only look on in shock as the carnage unfolds. The Monster steps over the mess, flattening Cheeetar's decapitated head, and stomps on the helpless man's head, crushing it like a grape.



The unknown man is dead. Cheeetar's path ends here.



The beast devours the remains of the two men.

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I'm not making up those number by the way, I got so lucky on the D&D dice roller, that I had to commemorate it with a gratuitous death. Here's the proof:
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Alright, who wants to be the replacement player? I'll even let you pick if you want to start in Trombly or Rodel. My selection this time is not first-come-first-serve, it will be based on my judgement of who wants it, and who's the most active.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #338 on: March 15, 2009, 06:27:22 pm »

Me! Me! Me! Trombly!
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #339 on: March 15, 2009, 06:31:17 pm »

ME!ME! ME! RODEL!
« Last Edit: March 15, 2009, 06:36:02 pm by Org »
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #340 on: March 15, 2009, 06:33:16 pm »

 As much as I would like to join, I know it is not time yet for the pyromaniac paladin.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #341 on: March 15, 2009, 06:35:13 pm »

aww thats so sad... :(
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #342 on: March 15, 2009, 07:09:39 pm »

Well... guess Im late... let me know when another one dies... muhahaha
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #343 on: March 15, 2009, 07:19:33 pm »

I'll pick somebody tomorrow, it's almost bedtime, so people, so feel free to keep asking so I'll have a good selection tomorrow.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! A Deadly Journey!
« Reply #344 on: March 15, 2009, 08:05:36 pm »

NO! CLIFFHANGER!

THIS WILL DRIVE ME MAD!
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