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[JoshuaFH]

Yeah, but then the turns would move slower, and if I change the way the turns are set up, then ridiculous, gamebreaking things become possible.

HOLD UP though, you've given me an idea that'll help solve the waiting list problem AND the turn problem.

Give me a while to smooth out the corners and we'll probably have more peasants soon.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

yeah its okay waiting list guys no need to thank me


e:Mabeh I should make another Peasant Adventure?

[JoshuaFH]

I thought about it long and hard, I don't think I can add more peasants without messing the system up.

Solution: more deathtraps

e:Mabeh I should make another Peasant Adventure?

If you want to, go ahead. You can even make some changes to the rules if you want, just give me alittle credit though, I did think them up.

[Rooster]

Well sorry but you should know that there is something called SCHOOL

About the money: I say there should be even share. And if you want more money I can lend you a vegas coin so you can risk it all.
So we get 3.3 silver coins each.
Also I get into the other boat and we both paddle upstream

[JoshuaFH]

Do we have rope? If so, tie a rope around the boat and to ours. If not, I take a powernap before following my teammates.

Cheeetar, after a near-fatal encounter with a psychopath and almost drowning repeatedly, decides that the best course of action for his wounded self is to take a nap. He finds the coziest spot on the boat and falls sound asleep.

"Alright, how about we paddle up stream guys? Cheetar can sleep in one until he feels better while Rooster takes one and I take the other. Cheetar can jump in either one.

I still think I should get 5 silver."

Well sorry but you should know that there is something called SCHOOL

About the money: I say there should be even share. And if you want more money I can lend you a vegas coin so you can risk it all.
So we get 3.3 silver coins each.
Also I get into the other boat and we both paddle upstream

Jon and Rooster each take a boat and head back to Rodel triumphantly!



-JOURNEY SKIP-

Turn 1: nothing happens

Turn 2: nothing happens

Turn 3: Special Event!

Another vicious carp leaps out of the water with amazing force!

Is it gonna hit Jon?




Nope, it misses both Jon and Cheeetar...

and hits Rooster right in the FUCKING FACE!




Roll: 5 (Impr. thrown attack 5/2 = 2.5 rounded down = 2)

Rooster receives 2 damage from that fishy assault! Now he can show off the cool scars he got during the epic boat retrieval quest!

The Carp lands in the boat and flops about impotently.

What do you do?

Status

Cheeetar: Asleep
1hp
wearing: Dirty, Old, Wet clothes
Inventory:
-pouch (10 silver coins, maps)
-tin chamberpot (contents: 3 rocks (impr. thrown, equipped))
-
-
-

Jon:
9hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes
inventory:
-pouch (10 silver coins, maps)
-wad of hay
-Dead Carp
-
-

Rooster:
18hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes
inventory:
-pouch (10 silver coins, 7 copper coins, maps)
-paper Extremus brochure
-Branch Staff (club, Breaks on 6, Equipped)
-Vegas Betting Coin
-

[NUKE9.13]

[the carp] hits Rooster right in the FUCKING FACE!

Why... do... you... torture... us... so?

* NUKE9.13 has mandated deathtraps (999/999)

[Rooster]

No cursing please!
I eat some of the carp to regain health (mmm raw fish!)
And throw the bones out of the boat

[JoshuaFH]

Alright, I just thought it was funny.

Rooster eats the fish raw, not only not getting sick, but regaining 1 hp.

you return to Rodel, and, after waking Cheeetar up (who's nap has netted him 1 more hp) are awarded the 10 silver coins by Anne. How do you divvy them?

(majority wins)

Jon gets 5

Cheetar gets 3

Rooster gets 2

What do you do now?



Status

Cheeetar:
2hp
wearing: Dirty, Old, Wet clothes
Inventory:
-pouch (13 silver coins, maps)
-tin chamberpot (contents: 3 rocks (impr. thrown, equipped))
-
-
-

Jon:
9hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes
inventory:
-pouch (15 silver coins, maps)
-wad of hay
-Dead Carp
-
-

Rooster:
19hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes
inventory:
-pouch (12 silver coins, 7 copper coins, maps)
-paper Extremus brochure
-Branch Staff (club, Breaks on 6, Equipped)
-Vegas Betting Coin
-

[Rooster]

I go to the bank and ask for a job...

[Cheeetar]

I go to the motel and ask how much complete rejuvenation will cost me.

[cowofdoom78963]

yeah its okay waiting list guys no need to thank me


e:Mabeh I should make another Peasant Adventure?

Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. That way not everyone would be all cramed into one waiting list.

Solution: more deathtraps

awww. But what about the characters we have grown to love... er, well at least those of us not on the waiting list.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Jon, finally had what he needed. Jon went to the store, bought the Love Potion for full price.


((If I can Jon also pours all of the potion bar a few drops into the river. SO HE CAN FEEL LOVED!))

[Squeegy]

Jon, finally had what he needed. Jon went to the store, bought the Love Potion for full price.


((If I can Jon also pours all of the potion bar a few drops into the river. SO HE CAN FEEL LOVED!))

NO! YOU FOOL! DON'T DO THAT! IT'LL DILUTE!

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Reaching more people. YAY!

That's also why I'm keeping a few drops.

[inaluct]

Just saying; pouring it in the river won't work.