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Author Topic: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!  (Read 84923 times)

JoshuaFH

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #120 on: March 03, 2009, 02:06:08 am »

"Do you like fish mister?"

He doesn't respond.
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Emperor_Jonathan

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #121 on: March 03, 2009, 02:17:50 am »

Jon, still frustrated by this mysterious man, paddles the boat closer. Closing the distance about half way.
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Cheeetar

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #122 on: March 03, 2009, 02:32:54 am »

"Sir, that boat is property of Portmaster Anne of Rodel. We are asking you kindly to return the boat."
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #123 on: March 03, 2009, 02:52:45 am »

Jon, still frustrated by this mysterious man, paddles the boat closer. Closing the distance about half way.

Jonathan paddles ever closer to the Man,



Cheeetar, now closer, says

"Sir, that boat is property of Portmaster Anne of Rodel. We are asking you kindly to return the boat."

"LIARS!"

The man yells, brandishing a +2 knife.

In a fit of blind rage, the man leaps from his boat and collides with Cheeetar, attempting to knock him off.

(Coin Flip: Heads)



Cheeetar is knocked off the boat is now now drowning because peasants never learn how to swim in their lives. Cheeetar cannot do anything besides call for help whilst drowning, If he isn't saved within 3 turns, he will die.

The man lashes out at Jon,

Roll: 1 (1 + 2 = 3)

but stumbles and deals only 3 damage.

The party is now in combat!

Jon is trapped in Close-range, cannot move, and cannot run away.

Rooster is trapped in far-range because Jon is in the way, and can only use long range attacks. He cannot move and cannot run away.

Status

Cheeetar: Drowning: 3 turns left
17hp
wearing: Dirty, Old clothes
Inventory:
-pouch (10 silver coins, maps)
-tin chamberpot (contents: 3 rocks (impr. thrown, equipped))
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Jon:
17hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes
inventory:
-pouch (10 silver coins, maps)
-wad of hay
-Branch spear (spear, breaks on 6, equipped)
-Dead Carp
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Rooster:
20hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes
inventory:
-pouch (10 silver coins, 7 copper coins, maps)
-paper Extremus brochure
-Branch Staff (club, Breaks on 6, Equipped)
-Vegas Betting Coin
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #124 on: March 03, 2009, 02:54:08 am »

Push him off the boat and save me guys.
"Help, help! I can't swim!"
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Emperor_Jonathan

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #125 on: March 03, 2009, 02:55:01 am »

Jon, enraged by this insolent man, stabbed at the with his spear!Ttrying to push him out with a spear to the chest, before calling out,

"Rooster, help Cheetar! I'll take this brigand!"
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NUKE9.13

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #126 on: March 03, 2009, 02:57:58 am »

No, let him die! Think of the people in the waiting list!
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #127 on: March 03, 2009, 02:59:39 am »

((Well, Cheetar did frustra... NO HE SHALT LIVE))
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #128 on: March 03, 2009, 03:12:25 am »

Rooster cannot do anything, he is too far away to attack, does not have a long range attack, cannot move, cannot run away, and is too far away to help Cheeetar. So he's auto-skipped for this turn.

Push him off the boat and save me guys.
"Help, help! I can't swim!"

Cheeetar yells for help!

Jon, enraged by this insolent man, stabbed at the with his spear!Ttrying to push him out with a spear to the chest, before calling out,

"Rooster, help Cheetar! I'll take this brigand!"

Jon attacks with his spear!

Roll: 6

Jon steps up to the plate and strikes with all his might! however, the flimsy improvised spear breaks under the force and he doesn't get a chance to combo.

The Ferocious Man now only has 14 hp left.

The Ferocious Man attacks Jon again with his Knife!

Roll: 3 (3 + 2 = 5)

5 damage is dealt to Jon! Jon now only has 12 hp left.

Status

Cheeetar: Drowning: 2 turns left
17hp
wearing: Dirty, Old clothes
Inventory:
-pouch (10 silver coins, maps)
-tin chamberpot (contents: 3 rocks (impr. thrown, equipped))
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Jon:
12hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes
inventory:
-pouch (10 silver coins, maps)
-wad of hay
-Dead Carp
-
-

Rooster:
20hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes
inventory:
-pouch (10 silver coins, 7 copper coins, maps)
-paper Extremus brochure
-Branch Staff (club, Breaks on 6, Equipped)
-Vegas Betting Coin
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Emperor_Jonathan

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #129 on: March 03, 2009, 03:17:57 am »

Jon, in desperation, wrestles the knife away from the man, before pushing him off the boat.

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Cheeetar

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #130 on: March 03, 2009, 03:27:33 am »

Can I suggest an action for Rooster? He paddle the boat forward so he can lift me up.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #131 on: March 03, 2009, 03:28:54 am »

((can't Cheetar just like flounder over to Rooster?))
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JoshuaFH

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #132 on: March 03, 2009, 03:35:51 am »

Cheeetar and Rooster are skipped again because they can't do anything!

Jon, in desperation, wrestles the knife away from the man, before pushing him off the boat.

Jon tries desperately to wrestle the knife away frm his attacker!

(Coin flip: tails)

The man maintains a strong grip on his knife, and lashes out at Jon again!

Roll: 1 (1 + 2 = 3)

3 more damage is dealt to Jon. Jon now only has 9 hp left.

Status

Cheeetar: Drowning: 1 turns left
17hp
wearing: Dirty, Old clothes
Inventory:
-pouch (10 silver coins, maps)
-tin chamberpot (contents: 3 rocks (impr. thrown, equipped))
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Jon:
9hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes
inventory:
-pouch (10 silver coins, maps)
-wad of hay
-Dead Carp
-
-

Rooster:
20hp
wearing: Dirty, old clothes
inventory:
-pouch (10 silver coins, 7 copper coins, maps)
-paper Extremus brochure
-Branch Staff (club, Breaks on 6, Equipped)
-Vegas Betting Coin
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((can't Cheetar just like flounder over to Rooster?))


Can't swim peasants can't swim.
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Cheeetar

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #133 on: March 03, 2009, 03:37:03 am »

I yell at the man loudly to throw him off balance and hopefully off the boat.
Also, Jonathan- I don't think you have to kill him for me to get back on the boat.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The Town of Rodel!
« Reply #134 on: March 03, 2009, 03:37:25 am »

No, let him die! Think of the people in the waiting list!
LOL and seconded! ;D
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