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Author Topic: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!  (Read 84904 times)

Vlynndar

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #1020 on: June 17, 2009, 02:43:53 pm »
Massage fairy. With teeth. Tell it's the latest craze.
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For that viciously bad pun, I'm gonna introduce a NPC named Vlynndar just so that I can kill him of in a cruel and unusual way.
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Iituem

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #1021 on: June 17, 2009, 02:56:03 pm »
Quote from: Vlynndar on June 17, 2009, 02:43:53 pm
Massage tooth fairy. Tell it's the latest craze.

Fixed.
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Let's Play Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magic Obscura! - The adventures of Jack Hunt, gentleman rogue.

Quote from: endlessblaze on May 11, 2015, 02:35:16 pm
No slaughtering every man, woman and child we see just to teleport to the moon.

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #1022 on: June 18, 2009, 12:47:19 am »
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame for above joke.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #1023 on: June 18, 2009, 10:15:32 pm »
I'll update tomorrow guys, sorry for the sluggishness. I've been getting involved in too much stuff lately.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #1024 on: June 19, 2009, 10:37:15 pm »
Sorry for the wait.

Quote from: Siquo on June 15, 2009, 02:36:29 am
"Look, if you'll let us go upstairs, we'll both promise not to tell anyone about your secret, ok? Peasant's honour!"

If he does not comply,
If he wants to "smart" me to death, I'm curious to what he has in mind.
If he is agressive and wants to fight, take distance, and fire crossbow at him.


"Oh, how about playing a stone game? Pick any number between 50 and 200!"

What do you do?

Quote from: Vlynndar on June 17, 2009, 02:43:53 pm
Massage fairy. With teeth. Tell it's the latest craze.

You message the fairy with your teeth. You tell him that all the coolest magazine guru's recommend it. He chills and allows it.

What do you do?

Quote from: Squeegy on June 17, 2009, 12:50:01 pm
> Turn that frown upside down!

You try smiling for once!



Feels pretty good!

What do you do?
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Siquo

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #1025 on: June 20, 2009, 01:03:55 am »
"51"

*Siquo twitches his eye, having recently developed an allergy to puzzlegames*
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will rena,eme sique to sique sxds-- siquo if sucessufil
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #1026 on: June 20, 2009, 04:41:46 am »
Quote from: Siquo on June 20, 2009, 01:03:55 am
"51"

*Siquo twitches his eye, having recently developed an allergy to puzzlegames*
Why not just stab him now and get it over with?
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #1027 on: June 20, 2009, 05:10:46 am »
he will probably blow himself up then as siquo maybe doesnt insta-kill him. and we dont know how much health he got so...
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Quote from: Jackrabbit on May 12, 2009, 05:23:39 am
Dragon: My plan is foolproof! Those foolish dwarves cannot resist walking near lava! If I hop in, then they won't know what hit them! I'll just- AH! OH GOD! I WASTED MY LIFE!

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #1028 on: June 20, 2009, 06:55:47 am »
Quote from: Phazer on June 20, 2009, 05:10:46 am
he will probably blow himself up then as siquo maybe doesnt insta-kill him. and we dont know how much health he got so...
Siquo is immortal.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #1029 on: June 20, 2009, 07:23:53 am »
Quote from: NUKE9.13 on June 20, 2009, 06:55:47 am
Siquo is immortal.
:/

mwhaha... MWHAHA... MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
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Quote from: Sappho on July 17, 2013, 07:31:46 am
This one thread is mine. MIIIIINE!!! And it will remain a happy, friendly, encouraging place, whether you lot like it or not. 
Quote from: bragos on July 19, 2013, 09:30:53 pm
will rena,eme sique to sique sxds-- siquo if sucessufil
(cant spel siqou a. every speling looks wroing (hate this))

Phazer

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #1030 on: June 20, 2009, 09:51:36 am »
but not invincible
« Last Edit: June 20, 2009, 10:21:02 am by Phazer »
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Quote from: Jackrabbit on May 12, 2009, 05:23:39 am
Dragon: My plan is foolproof! Those foolish dwarves cannot resist walking near lava! If I hop in, then they won't know what hit them! I'll just- AH! OH GOD! I WASTED MY LIFE!

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #1031 on: June 20, 2009, 10:06:05 am »
Invincible*
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #1032 on: June 20, 2009, 01:01:59 pm »
> Excercise face muscles by frowning then smiling repeatedly.
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #1033 on: June 20, 2009, 01:44:16 pm »
Quote from: Squeegy on June 20, 2009, 01:01:59 pm
> Excercise face muscles by frowning then smiling repeatedly.

You gain a trait!


Face Athlete

Your facial muscles are so developed now that you can spit pebbles as if you were firing bullets from a gun!  You can also give amazing oral sex, but Jack Thompson has barred you from ever contemplating this.  Not that you could anyway, as your freakishly deformed face now drives away any potential mates you could attract.


(Sooo not canon, but if only it was...)
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Let's Play Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magic Obscura! - The adventures of Jack Hunt, gentleman rogue.

Quote from: endlessblaze on May 11, 2015, 02:35:16 pm
No slaughtering every man, woman and child we see just to teleport to the moon.

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #1034 on: June 20, 2009, 07:17:57 pm »
Jack Thompson is irrelevant now.
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