Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5

Author Topic: Unluckiest Battle  (Read 23601 times)

Org

  • Bay Watcher
  • Daring Hero
    • View Profile
Re: Unluckiest Battle
« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2009, 07:19:00 pm »
Do NOSTUN or NONAUSEA, along with NOEXERT, unless you want a fairer creature.
Logged

Heron TSG

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Seal Goddess
    • View Profile
Re: Unluckiest Battle
« Reply #31 on: March 10, 2009, 10:03:41 pm »
unluckiest battle ever- 84 militia dwarfs with the tag "Speed: 1" come zooming out the meet the 40 goblin "Speed: 1" wrestlers and lashers.

Forgot about the bowgoblin leader that got the same benefits.

Otherwise, it was like two Tsunamis crashing against each other and showering gore upon the world.
Logged

Est Sularus Oth Mithas
The Artist Formerly Known as Barbarossa TSG

Peewee

  • Bay Watcher
  • Watcher Of Bays
    • View Profile
Re: Unluckiest Battle
« Reply #32 on: March 11, 2009, 07:47:10 pm »
Quote from: Barbarossa the Seal God on March 10, 2009, 10:03:41 pm
unluckiest battle ever- 84 militia dwarfs with the tag "Speed: 1" come zooming out the meet the 40 goblin "Speed: 1" wrestlers and lashers.

Forgot about the bowgoblin leader that got the same benefits.

Otherwise, it was like two Tsunamis crashing against each other and showering gore upon the world.
...
*picks jaw up off the floor*
I... never thought of adding [SPEED:1] to any creature other than my embarking dwarves.
Logged

Scope

  • Bay Watcher
  • tophats, oh tophats.
    • View Profile
Re: Unluckiest Battle
« Reply #33 on: March 12, 2009, 06:57:39 pm »
eh... i don't edit anything, but im curious.

What does [Speed:1] do?
Logged

catoblepas

  • Bay Watcher
  • Likes catoblepi for their haunting moos
    • View Profile
Re: Unluckiest Battle
« Reply #34 on: March 12, 2009, 07:12:54 pm »
[Speed:1] makes things ridiculously fast. And when I mean fast....I mean like practically omnipresent. A bad thing to give invaders or other nasties.
Logged

Swiftfreddy

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Unluckiest Battle
« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2009, 05:20:07 pm »
I just started a new adventurer.
I was pretty bored so I decided to kill some harmless peasant or something.
So I came across this female dyer. I hit her in the leg with my Iron maul only to bruise it. She then punches me straight in the face bruising my brain and knocking me unconscious with one hit. She then continued to beat the crap out of my unconscious body. The dyer then got a couple more hits to my head and killed me :(

That sucked.
Logged

(name here)

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Unluckiest Battle
« Reply #36 on: March 14, 2009, 03:22:58 pm »
I once lost a legendary lands mod chaos lord to a dwarf with a backpack.
Logged
Quote from: Pilsu on October 09, 2008, 11:50:02 am
Only in Dwarf Fortress would you try to catch a mermaid to butcher her and make trophies out of her bones 

Cheshire Cat

  • Bay Watcher
  • You Have Struck Turtle Shell!
    • View Profile
Re: Unluckiest Battle
« Reply #37 on: March 16, 2009, 08:36:50 am »
people allways seem to have their throat torn out by wolves. it seems like such a common thing i am surprised anyone in Df leaves home without their adamantium throat protector.

ive never died to wolves. with a fresh unarmed unarmored and untrained play now adventurer i took down 3 very large groups of them using only a pig tail shoe as a bludgeon weapon. i tried it on a cougar next and lasted no time at all.

unlucky for me would have to be killing a giant who i was quested to take down after searching the largest, most complex and most completely empty cave ive yet seen for a real world hour or so, and then trying to leave so i could heal the broken leg and arm i had gotten during the fight. surprise surprise, i met three more giants right before the way out to the surface. after exiting the cave they chased me down because of the leg injury. i didnt have any redshirts along with me who may have delayed them as it had been annoying me that that allways scored the kills against interesting named creatures.
Logged

knightedskull

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Unluckiest Battle
« Reply #38 on: March 16, 2009, 08:52:58 am »
I was just skipping along the map heading to the local elven retreat to kill them off when all of a sudden. wolf ambush   :o
BUT I was right next to what seemed to be a cavern or a dried up waterfall and it had some water down in it and was many z-levels down. After a turn of two of wolves eating at my legs one jumped on me and we fell... I was like... no problem... I'll land in the water  8)...the wolf hit a nearby ledge or something that didn't have water and blew apart while I was doing a cannonball....or so I thought ! turns out the water was 2 or 3 deep...after this I always kept [SHOW_FLOW_AMOUNTS:YES]
Logged

bunsoth datannil

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Unluckiest Battle
« Reply #39 on: March 16, 2009, 06:06:36 pm »
I was using a modified version of The Dangerous Wilds Mod (I didn't mod the wild animals though)
and I was playing as a Tweaked in SoF, with Ultra-Mighty and Super "SoF"ingly Tough, no way that anyone will ever bring me down, I thought.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

by the time this story takes place I'm "-- the Incinerated Murder" 

I load up and Travel into "the jungles of trickery" (a Sinister Forest) where I meet a Skeletal Grizzly Bearmen Ambush stops me and I fight a little and then start waiting just to see if they melt in my fire.

so from the log:

Quote
The Skeletal Grizzly Bearman punches You in the upper body with her left hand!
It is damaged!
The Skeletal Grizzly Bearman bites You in the right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Skeletal Grizzly Bearman punches You in the left arm with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Skeletal Grizzly Bearman punches You in the right leg with her right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Skeletal Grizzly Bearman punches You in the left arm with her right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Skeletal Grizzly Bearman punches You in the lower body with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Skeletal Grizzly Bearman punches You in the head with her right hand!
The head flies off in an arc!
You have been struck down.
The Skeletal Grizzly Bearman has died in the heat.
The Skeletal Grizzly Bearman has died in the heat.
Lebovoici, Skeletal Grizzly Bearman has died in the heat.

Damn you Lebovoici! (Washstoked)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Logged
Bunsoth Datannil "The Godforsaken Iron Hammer"
"no one likes a flaming dwarf"
Quote from: sonerohi on March 30, 2009, 08:58:23 pm
At points like this, I say listen to our dwarven forefathers and say "fuck the world, pull the lever".

Rockphed

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Unluckiest Battle
« Reply #40 on: March 17, 2009, 04:11:57 am »
Quote from: bunsoth datannil on March 16, 2009, 06:06:36 pm
I was using a modified version of The Dangerous Wilds Mod (I didn't mod the wild animals though)
and I was playing as a Tweaked in SoF, with Ultra-Mighty and Super "SoF"ingly Tough, no way that anyone will ever bring me down, I thought.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

by the time this story takes place I'm "-- the Incinerated Murder" 

I load up and Travel into "the jungles of trickery" (a Sinister Forest) where I meet a Skeletal Grizzly Bearmen Ambush stops me and I fight a little and then start waiting just to see if they melt in my fire.

so from the log:

Quote
The Skeletal Grizzly Bearman punches You in the upper body with her left hand!
It is damaged!
The Skeletal Grizzly Bearman bites You in the right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Skeletal Grizzly Bearman punches You in the left arm with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Skeletal Grizzly Bearman punches You in the right leg with her right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Skeletal Grizzly Bearman punches You in the left arm with her right hand!
The shot glances away.
The Skeletal Grizzly Bearman punches You in the lower body with her left hand!
The shot glances away.
The Skeletal Grizzly Bearman punches You in the head with her right hand!
The head flies off in an arc!
You have been struck down.
The Skeletal Grizzly Bearman has died in the heat.
The Skeletal Grizzly Bearman has died in the heat.
Lebovoici, Skeletal Grizzly Bearman has died in the heat.

Damn you Lebovoici! (Washstoked)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

My first encounter with SoFs ended with 1 dwarf with a steel spear having 9 kills.  There were several SoF heads lying around.  I assume he just poked them in the face.
Logged
Quote from: SirHoneyBadger on January 23, 2010, 06:29:36 pm
Only vaguely. Made of the same substance and put to the same use, but a bit like comparing a castle and a doublewide trailer.

bunsoth datannil

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Unluckiest Battle
« Reply #41 on: March 17, 2009, 06:46:25 am »
Quote from: Rockphed on March 17, 2009, 04:11:57 am
My first encounter with SoFs ended with 1 dwarf with a steel spear having 9 kills.  There were several SoF heads lying around.  I assume he just poked them in the face.

That's a successful battle. Rolling in as "The Demon" and getting your block knocked off by a walking pile of bones.  That's Dwarf Fortress!

A hypothetical Example
Quote
The Fluffy wambler has become enraged!
The Fluffy wambler charges at The Orc Crusher!
The Fluffy wambler collides with The Orc Crusher!
They tangle together and fall over!
The The Orc Crusher strikes The Fluffy wambler in the head with his steel War Hammer!
It is bruised!
The Fluffy wambler brain's has been sprained!
The Fluffy wambler bites The Orc Crusher in Head!
The head flies off in a bloody arc!
The Orc Crusher has been struck down.
The flying steel arrow strikes The Fluffy wambler in the head!
It is pierced through entirely!
shos”pypuk˜soluv”tr‘ the "dangerous fury of teeth" has been shot and killed.
when a battle ready Orc gets taken out by the dwarven equivalent of comic relief, that's an Unsuccessful battle!
Logged
Bunsoth Datannil "The Godforsaken Iron Hammer"
"no one likes a flaming dwarf"
Quote from: sonerohi on March 30, 2009, 08:58:23 pm
At points like this, I say listen to our dwarven forefathers and say "fuck the world, pull the lever".

Org

  • Bay Watcher
  • Daring Hero
    • View Profile
Re: Unluckiest Battle
« Reply #42 on: March 17, 2009, 06:18:17 pm »
When I saw that, I thought

Monty Python.
Logged

Neoskel

  • Bay Watcher
  • Read or the owl will eat you.
    • View Profile
Re: Unluckiest Battle
« Reply #43 on: March 19, 2009, 01:48:53 am »
Quote from: bunsoth datannil on March 16, 2009, 06:06:36 pm
I was using a modified version of The Dangerous Wilds Mod (I didn't mod the wild animals though)
and I was playing as a Tweaked in SoF, with Ultra-Mighty and Super "SoF"ingly Tough, no way that anyone will ever bring me down, I thought.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

by the time this story takes place I'm "-- the Incinerated Murder" 

I load up and Travel into "the jungles of trickery" (a Sinister Forest) where I meet a Skeletal Grizzly Bearmen Ambush stops me and I fight a little and then start waiting just to see if they melt in my fire.

so from the log:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Damn you Lebovoici! (Washstoked)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Only you can prevent forest fires! - Washstoked the Skeletal Grizzly Bearman  ;D
« Last Edit: March 19, 2009, 01:59:21 am by Neoskel »
Logged
Urist Mcsurvivalist has been accosted by edible vermin lately.

Goblins: The fourth iron ore.

Cheshire Cat

  • Bay Watcher
  • You Have Struck Turtle Shell!
    • View Profile
Re: Unluckiest Battle
« Reply #44 on: March 21, 2009, 01:08:29 am »
haha. that would be so much better then the original bear mascot. i mean, im not going to go around starting fires in the wild if the forests have skeletal grizzly bearman running around ready to knock my head off.

if you want to be less vulnerable as a SoF take out the [severonbreaks] bit. that ways your head wont come off when you get a fractured neck or skull. although a fractured neck or skull may just be fatal anyway.
Logged
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5
« previous next »