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[Eduren]

I used to be good at Demo, then I stopped playing 32-man instaspawn.

You will fear my soldier though.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Everyone wear your viking hats(if you've got one) for spamfest!

And watch this video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

[Dr. Johbson]

What? What are you guys talking about? I fail to see whatever you do.

[Eduren]

What? What are you guys talking about? I fail to see whatever you do.

http://www.teamfortress.com/

The comic is pretty obvious.

[Dr. Johbson]

What? What are you guys talking about? I fail to see whatever you do.

http://www.teamfortress.com/

The comic is pretty obvious.

I didn't see the 'next' option. I figured you all went nuts.

[dragnar]

*Ahem* Gentlemen. I hope these achivements make them easier to backstab...

Yes, yes, we're going to gut them like Cornish pigs! Actually still don't have that achievement...

[Eduren]

*Ahem* Gentlemen. I hope these achivements make them easier to backstab...

Yes, yes, we're going to gut them like Cornish pigs! Actually still don't have that achievement...

I thought he says Cornish game hen?

[Metalax]

I figured you all went nuts.

While entirely accurate, we actually had a reason this time.

[Tradanbattlan]

THEY JUST WONT LET HEAVIES EAT THEIR SANDVICHES

[Zai]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS SINCE THE DAY I STARTED PLAYING SOLDIER

I still need a damn viking helmet, though. Hell. I just need a hat. (Aside from mass giveaways of Ghastly Gibus, Halloween sacks, and Bill's hat)

But you people made me think the update was out today.

I think I just cried a tear of grizzly bear.

That's nothing compared to a tear of Bear Grylls.

[Mr.Person]

Which is even less than the tears of Bear Sterns, considering Bear Sterns is better at real survival than Bear Grylis.

[Zai]

Which is even less than the tears of Bear Sterns, considering Bear Sterns is better at real survival than Bear Grylis.

Damn right he's better than Bear Grylis. But better than Bear Grylls? Not a chance.

[Greiger]

Wait soldier update?

soldier update?

SOLDIER UPDATE?

YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!

I am overcome with glee and happy thoughts!  I had almost given up on my favorite little misinformed psychopath!  I mean I have been playing huntsman sniper more often than him lately for god's sake! 

But wait...he's friends with demoman? I hate demoman!  Him and his evil little bombs that hide on control points and around corners, and kill sentry guns that I am trying to help the engy protect.  It's not my fault I have a head full of eyeballs, maybe if he was sober more often he would still have all of his!

[dragnar]

Wait soldier update?

soldier update?

SOLDIER UPDATE?

YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!

I am overcome with glee and happy thoughts!  I had almost given up on my favorite little misinformed psychopath!  I mean I have been playing huntsman sniper more often than him lately for god's sake! 

But wait...he's friends with demoman? I hate demoman!  Him and his evil little bombs that hide on control points and around corners, and kill sentry guns that I am trying to help the engy protect.  It's not my fault I have a head full of eyeballs, maybe if he was sober more often he would still have all of his!

Yes, but friendship ends in one day!

[Tradanbattlan]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 Soldier Melee Alternative: the "Maggot"
Level 10 Sock

A sweaty old Cold War army-issue sock. It's steel and lead threading and asbestos lining make it practically indestructible. To make it into a weapon, the Soldier filled it with explosive percussion caps from his rockets. Understanding the lessons of Sun-Tzu and psychological warfare, he painted it to look like a larval fly, to personify his enemies.

-20% slower firing speed
-Explodes on contact with an enemy or any surface
-Hitting an enemy sends them flying with Pyro airblast style knockback, only twice the distance and velocity
-Hitting a surface sends the Soldier flying away in the opposite direction
-Each swing that connects with an enemy or surface hurts the Soldier for 12 HP

-Taunting hurts the Soldier for 60 HP as he slams the sock against his helmet repeatedly and causes miniature explosions (which can hurt/gib nearby enemies), but it sends him into shellshock mode.
-While shellshocked, all sounds are muted and the Soldier begins talking to himself about war flashbacks. Shellshock lasts for 30 seconds or until the Soldier is healed in any way. An achievement will be awarded for killing 5 enemies while shellshocked.
-Taunting isn’t fatal to the Soldier, but it can reduce him to a measly 1 HP

Just an idea...