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[Jreengus]

When? Last I heard was valve deliberately making the mistake of calling him a her and then changing it to be genderless. Anyhow if you seriously think the pyro is a girl you obviously haven't seen many in your time, look at the body structure, any girl with that much fat on her would also have noticeable boobs.

[Leafsnail]

Actually it's fairly easy to strap down those features, if the need arises.  It wouldn't be like the buffed out "Breast Plates" you get in most other games for female characters.

Come to think of it, that would make the Pyro one of the only sensibly attired females in any video game...

[Onlyhestands]

The pyro is a mama in a box
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q2_sFhBfXc

[Jreengus]

Why would the pyro be strapping down his breasts? If valve go with the pyro is a girl route then they are selling out to all the nerds who bind pyros forward key to M1 so they can play with one hand and use the other one to jerk off to their sick fantasies of some girl under the suit.

[Leafsnail]

Why would the pyro be strapping down his breasts? If valve go with the pyro is a girl route then they are selling out to all the nerds who bind pyros forward key to M1 so they can play with one hand and use the other one to jerk off to their sick fantasies of some girl under the suit.

Er, what?  The main reason would be that it could be more practical to wear a fire retardant suit that way.  My guess is that Valve are deliberately leaving it ambiguous, always using singular "they" for the Pyro.

[ToonyMan]

It's going to go on forever.  Valve just wants to screw with everyone.  They're never going to tell.

[Leafsnail]

Even a "meet the pyro" video would probably deliberately not tell us...

[umiman]

If Pyro really was a woman, he'd also be a fan of Star Wars and Street Fighter. Wouldn't that be hot?

Also, I've been trying to figure out if he says, "get on the point, you maggot" or "get on the point, you faggot"....

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Budum-kish!

[ToonyMan]

Bu Bum Dish.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Bu Sum-Fish.

[Zai]

I am loving this update. All of it. Very awesome.

They also changed some things about the Scouts' unlocks. The Sandman's drawback is it reduces Scout's health by 30 instead of disabling double jump.

I'd talk about other new things as well, but I'm too excited about the update.

[EDIT:] ...And of course, I cannot connect to any servers for various reasons right now... Fun...

[Soulwynd]

These fucks just fucked up FaN and sandman, making those items, that are already rarely used, even less used.

- Enemies cannot be juggled by the FaN's effect.
- Übercharged players can no longer be stunned.
- The negative attribute has changed from "no double jump" to "-30 max health".

Motherfuckers.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Soulwynd,Your backing up ubers being stopped by baseballs.

[Jreengus]

lets be honest it was a good thing, medics were damn hard to hit and if you hit a heavy the medic would just grab someone else. Also why shouldn't the fan juggle ubers? Are they planning to remove the pyros airblast juggling ubers too? Hey while were over powering ubers let just make them effect the entire team ... and combine the two different types ... and make them last 9 hours ... and take a second to charge ... and also detonate a nuke.

Seriously though? a -30 health scout will not be able to juggle an uber for long, if they can then their enemy deserves to loose.

"Fixed being able to shoot pipebombs over the starting gates in the first round."
Seriously? So we can jump right over in well but we can't have a little fun in pipeline?

"Disguised Spies no longer trigger On-Hit effects (like the Blutsauger's heal)."
So they are baisically saying short of firing two clips worth of ammo into everyone you see no class but the pyro should be able to kill spies? Also on hit effects? Can't they be more specific, surely setting on fire is an on hit effect so are pyros useless against spies now?