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Author Topic: Team Fortress 2: World's #1 War-Based Hat Simulator  (Read 828144 times)

miauw62

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Re: Team Fortress 2: The Gun Mettle Update! "G'day, Mr. Hale."
« Reply #11190 on: August 30, 2015, 06:15:38 am »

Double-posting to announce that Froyotech vs Reason is happening right now, and Reason is up one map.

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We may actually get a EU vs EU i55 final.

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Also why does Sideshow always look like he's on cocaine

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Froyo got the golden cap, we're going to Viaduct!

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Inbetween matches, casters are discussing their fiances and pink robes

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They're having flippy sniping at the start of the game.
IT WORKS

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first map was nice, but they DIDNT BAN VIADUCT FOR SOME REASON and then froyo just rolled

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wait i forgot it's best of five its not over

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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Team Fortress 2: The Gun Mettle Update! "G'day, Mr. Hale."
« Reply #11191 on: September 01, 2015, 09:05:30 am »

There's a new comic.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: The Gun Mettle Update! "G'day, Mr. Hale."
« Reply #11192 on: September 01, 2015, 11:03:25 am »

Two months just flies by.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: The Gun Mettle Update! "G'day, Mr. Hale."
« Reply #11193 on: September 01, 2015, 01:52:29 pm »

That comic was great.
Meanwhile, the i55 outro was uploaded: prepare to thump your bible
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Team Fortress 2: The Gun Mettle Update! "G'day, Mr. Hale."
« Reply #11194 on: September 01, 2015, 02:38:28 pm »

Best comic yet wow. Everything the soldier does is so well written with the jokes.
And now we have a concrete (Valve leniency notwithstanding) end point too.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: The Gun Mettle Update! "G'day, Mr. Hale."
« Reply #11195 on: September 11, 2015, 03:33:13 pm »

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Re: Team Fortress 2: The Gun Mettle Update! "G'day, Mr. Hale."
« Reply #11196 on: September 11, 2015, 05:24:47 pm »

Yeah, Valve has thrown all subtlety about the invasion update overboard. All maps I've played today contained "I want to believe" posters.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Team Fortress 2: The Gun Mettle Update! "G'day, Mr. Hale."
« Reply #11197 on: September 11, 2015, 06:19:04 pm »

Yeah, Valve has thrown all subtlety about the invasion update overboard. All maps I've played today contained "I want to believe" posters.

Plot twist: actually the 'Jesus Take the Wheel' update.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: The Gun Mettle Update! "G'day, Mr. Hale."
« Reply #11198 on: September 11, 2015, 07:00:05 pm »

It'd be funny and painful if they just start getting more and more blatant about hinting the Invasion update and then not actually releasing it until 2017.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: The Gun Mettle Update! "G'day, Mr. Hale."
« Reply #11199 on: September 11, 2015, 07:01:06 pm »

AND THEN HALF LIFE PORTAL SEVEN COMES OUT AND [memes]
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Re: Team Fortress 2: The Gun Mettle Update! "G'day, Mr. Hale."
« Reply #11200 on: September 11, 2015, 07:01:15 pm »

UFO gets closer and closer to the map until it passes through the invisible walls and becomes part of the level geometry.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: The Gun Mettle Update! "G'day, Mr. Hale."
« Reply #11201 on: September 11, 2015, 07:03:51 pm »

All maps suddenly turn into the interior of a UFO.

sd_ufo anyone? The team race to get abducted by the aliens by baiting them with Australium. Then they murder the aliens and steal their tech.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: The Gun Mettle Update! "G'day, Mr. Hale."
« Reply #11202 on: September 11, 2015, 07:24:31 pm »

And then the whole thing was misdirection and it's jus a new gun that shoots floating stickybombs that look like UFOs.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: The Gun Mettle Update! "G'day, Mr. Hale."
« Reply #11203 on: September 11, 2015, 08:29:56 pm »

After the war is over, RED and BLU mercs who are out of work team up to shoot a cheesy sci-fi show.  About them, battling in space.

The sets are cardboard but the weapons and gore are real.
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"T-take this non-euclidean geometry, h-humanity-baka. I m-made it, but not because I l-li-l-like you or anything! I just felt s-sorry for you, b-baka."
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Re: Team Fortress 2: The Gun Mettle Update! "G'day, Mr. Hale."
« Reply #11204 on: September 12, 2015, 03:14:35 am »

All maps suddenly turn into the interior of a UFO.

sd_ufo anyone? The team race to get abducted by the aliens by baiting them with Australium. Then they murder the aliens and steal their tech.
SD is literally ctf with the little fun and coherence ctf has stripped out.

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Meanwhile, DeutschLAN has started! Woo!

Also, Epsilon is coming back! Get hype, we might have a serious (yuropean!) competitor for Froyo at i58!

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Steel is my favorite hl map simply because of the fucking pit. LANpanda vs Fair Enough saw over thirty pit kills.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.
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