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[Orangebottle]

http://youtu.be/RHeipUKdRWE

[mattie2009]

The best part about playing offensive pyro is my unerring tendency to fill my Mmmph just at the right times. Plus, all those scoped snipers who leave themselves vulnerable to getting a glob of whatever-the-fuck-the-Manmelter-shoots to the skull. Ding ding ding ding...

Plus, even if they kill me, they're likely still on fire, so I get my revenge kill.

[The Scout]

A heavy being kritzed.
I've been randomly joining pub matches to get destroyed for the first 10 minutes, only to become the sole thing keeping my team from losing. It makes me feel so important.

[miauw62]

Haha, true.


I've had many "if it werent for me..." moments.


Like being the only person in my team to push the cart a hammer unit further when there's only five seconds left and nobody dares jump into the sentry doomzone.

[PTTG??]

The best part about playing offensive pyro is my unerring tendency to fill my Mmmph just at the right times. Plus, all those scoped snipers who leave themselves vulnerable to getting a glob of whatever-the-fuck-the-Manmelter-shoots to the skull. Ding ding ding ding...

Plus, even if they kill me, they're likely still on fire, so I get my revenge kill.

You should try playing pyro in non-tutorial-mode.

[mattie2009]

The best part about playing offensive pyro is my unerring tendency to fill my Mmmph just at the right times. Plus, all those scoped snipers who leave themselves vulnerable to getting a glob of whatever-the-fuck-the-Manmelter-shoots to the skull. Ding ding ding ding...

Plus, even if they kill me, they're likely still on fire, so I get my revenge kill.

You should try playing pyro in non-tutorial-mode.

I find that implication fucking insulting.

[Sonlirain]

The best part about playing offensive pyro is my unerring tendency to fill my Mmmph just at the right times. Plus, all those scoped snipers who leave themselves vulnerable to getting a glob of whatever-the-fuck-the-Manmelter-shoots to the skull. Ding ding ding ding...

Plus, even if they kill me, they're likely still on fire, so I get my revenge kill.

You should try playing pyro in non-tutorial-mode.

I find that implication fucking insulting.

I find tutorial mode offensive because my PC cannot run the game at 20+ FPS while managing bot AI at the same time.

As for using the Phlogistonator in a crowd of bots... i'd like to point out that bots are many times better at organising a focused attack on a taunting pyro than 90% of human teams.

A manmelter crit can and will kill a sniper with afterburn unless he gets healed one way or another.

[Blizzlord]

As for using the Phlogistonator in a crowd of bots... i'd like to point out that bots are many times better at organising a focused attack on a taunting pyro than 90% of human teams.

That applies to bots in general. They fight way better than most players I've seen, and would rape any PUG you could find out there.

[Jackrabbit]

The best part about playing offensive pyro is my unerring tendency to fill my Mmmph just at the right times. Plus, all those scoped snipers who leave themselves vulnerable to getting a glob of whatever-the-fuck-the-Manmelter-shoots to the skull. Ding ding ding ding...

Plus, even if they kill me, they're likely still on fire, so I get my revenge kill.

You should try playing pyro in non-tutorial-mode.

No need to be a dick.

[umiman]

Don't have fun playing the games the way you like guys! It hurts the feelings of all the skilled headshot l33t noscope mlg pros.

[lordcooper]

And we hate you for it

[Mongol13524]

As for using the Phlogistonator in a crowd of bots... i'd like to point out that bots are many times better at organising a focused attack on a taunting pyro than 90% of human teams.

That applies to bots in general. They fight way better than most players I've seen, and would win any PUG you could find out there.

In terms of raw aim and DM, of course an expert level bot would fight better than a player. In terms of actually winning a pick up game, you're mistaken.

[jester]

Dunno, there are certain sentry spots even leet bots just cant deal with, playing engi against them seems to break them a bit.

[Duke 2.0]

 They seem to handle spies pretty well

 As in always stare at me constantly when walking around invisible

[The Scout]

Being a sniper is a nightmare. Everything is out to screw up your aim.