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Re: Team Fortress 2: Free To Play! Deus Ex promos! Heavy with a bionic arm!
« Reply #7035 on: September 01, 2011, 09:10:17 pm »

Only really for sentries and annoying heavies.

 New pyro weapon. -80% damage. +250% knockback. On miss: Hit yourself, idiot.

 It'll be called the axecellerant.

This... so much this. Scout tennis will be the new sport!
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Free To Play! Deus Ex promos! Heavy with a bionic arm!
« Reply #7036 on: September 01, 2011, 10:05:48 pm »

Oh my GOD I want that so bad. Even better, make a new flamethrower with a completely overpowered airblast and flames that barely work.


The WM2


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Re: Team Fortress 2: Free To Play! Deus Ex promos! Heavy with a bionic arm!
« Reply #7037 on: September 01, 2011, 10:27:14 pm »

Only really for sentries and annoying heavies.

 New pyro weapon. -80% damage. +250% knockback. On miss: Hit yourself, idiot.

 It'll be called the axecellerant.

That'll be cool, but what happens when pyros start using it to catapult themselves around the map?
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Free To Play! Deus Ex promos! Heavy with a bionic arm!
« Reply #7038 on: September 01, 2011, 10:28:33 pm »

Only really for sentries and annoying heavies.

 New pyro weapon. -80% damage. +250% knockback. On miss: Hit yourself, idiot.

 It'll be called the axecellerant.

That'll be cool, but what happens when pyros start using it to catapult themselves around the map?
The same thing as rocket and sticky jumping.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Free To Play! Deus Ex promos! Heavy with a bionic arm!
« Reply #7039 on: September 01, 2011, 10:39:37 pm »

That'll be cool, but what happens when pyros start using it to catapult themselves around the map?
That is the intended use.

 Because being an ambush class with no advanced movement is just cruel.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Free To Play! Deus Ex promos! Heavy with a bionic arm!
« Reply #7040 on: September 01, 2011, 10:45:14 pm »

Only really for sentries and annoying heavies.

 New pyro weapon. -80% damage. +250% knockback. On miss: Hit yourself, idiot.

 It'll be called the axecellerant.

That'll be cool, but what happens when pyros start using it to catapult themselves around the map?
The same thing as rocket, sticky and detonator jumping.

FTFY
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Free To Play! Deus Ex promos! Heavy with a bionic arm!
« Reply #7041 on: September 01, 2011, 11:23:30 pm »

yeah, in beta you used to be able to bounce up to the battlements of 2fort. It was AWESOME. however, it was overpowered and would take away the sensibility of using my beloved shotgun by being the obvious only choice.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Free To Play! Deus Ex promos! Heavy with a bionic arm!
« Reply #7042 on: September 02, 2011, 03:18:08 am »

No, seriously. Kunai + Ringer seems like a sensible choice
I'm getting up to 9 kills per life on some servers. Until at some point 50% of their team goes pyro, then it's no fun anymore.
Or maybe !!FUN!!

I still need to work on my "behave like a player" behaviour. Going for any backside in range, running towards them in a beeline like some deranged nympho asshunter doesn't help my disguise.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Free To Play! Deus Ex promos! Heavy with a bionic arm!
« Reply #7043 on: September 02, 2011, 07:32:33 am »

Lulziest game yet. Enemy team were all noobs. Snipers and spies. We all went spy, just backstabbed the enemy team for fun and profit.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Free To Play! Deus Ex promos! Heavy with a bionic arm!
« Reply #7044 on: September 02, 2011, 01:54:03 pm »

Half clip shotgun, rubbish damage secondary that uses up metal, sentry that is more about support than killing on it's own.

The entire point is making an Engie build that defends and supports the team, as opposed to the standard Engie who needs to be defended and supported by everyone else. Without something like the Circuit, the only thing Gunslinger Engies can do of worth is position the mini-sentry as well as they can and hope it picks off some stragglers. The pistol's a safety net; there's no reason why you need to blow all three shots at once (unless you're defending alone or decide to rely on nobody but yourself for some reason, in which cases you're probably going to die no matter what and/or should play a different class). With the SC you can be passively useful on the front lines without having to sit on a dispenser and wrench the gun all day.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Free To Play! Deus Ex promos! Heavy with a bionic arm!
« Reply #7045 on: September 02, 2011, 05:56:47 pm »

What we need is a dwarf fortress related unlockable. Perhaps you could get a genuine one by donating to Toady One.

I'm thinking an engie/universal helmet with either a bright red or bright blue Dorf (mechanic or... some kind of generic crafter, I guess) on it, much like three panel soul has for its dwarves. Other potential items would be a bottle of Plump Helmet Brand "Fruit" wine for the Demoman. Oh, maybe a microline mechanism for the engineer's melee slot.

I will make at least one of these things. What sounds good? Something else?
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Free To Play! Deus Ex promos! Heavy with a bionic arm!
« Reply #7046 on: September 02, 2011, 06:02:35 pm »

What shape is a DF mechanism, anyway?
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Free To Play! Deus Ex promos! Heavy with a bionic arm!
« Reply #7047 on: September 02, 2011, 06:28:36 pm »

Obviously what we need is a Dispenser reskin that is a barrel of dwarven ale. It's so dwarven, you get metal in every sip!

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Re: Team Fortress 2: Free To Play! Deus Ex promos! Heavy with a bionic arm!
« Reply #7048 on: September 02, 2011, 06:40:53 pm »

Ooh yes, a dwarven ale barrel replacement for the dispenser, which could overheal but not give metal, in addition to being HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE when exposed to fire. :P
That could be enabled by replacing the wrench with something else. I'm not sure if I'd go with a mechanism.
Also, perhaps replace the turret with a ballista. Hmm.
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Re: Team Fortress 2: Free To Play! Deus Ex promos! Heavy with a bionic arm!
« Reply #7049 on: September 02, 2011, 07:09:01 pm »

I could probably do a good looking weapon or hat, but engie buildables are crazy. I like the dispense-barrel idea, but it's out of my reach.
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