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[The Scout]

Gunboats? And yes.

[Thexor]

Guess I'll wait for one to drop. Not gonna craft my only awesome sniper gun. 

But you can't craft the stock sniper rifle.  :trollface:


(Incidentally, the crossbow ain't that useful. Trust me, it's just as hard to hit allies as it is to hit enemies - heck, I've had people shouting "MEDIC!", completely alone with me, and they still dodge around constantly.  Far more effective to just grab the new bonesaw and play them a tune.)

[The Scout]

Make a TF2 event telling everyone to get on the server. I need some people to play with without the premium people instakilling me with a syringe gun.

[PTTG??]

Gunboats? And yes.

NO! They are BOOTS! Thus Gunboots.

And I looked it up- it's 17% of people who have them use them, making the Gunboots as popular as the Sleeper...  It seems that by a considerable margin, the Pain Train is least popular, which is very odd, seeing as a demo with it can get places a scout can't and can still move with some speed. The other really unpopular item is, unsurprisingly, the chocolate.

[Thexor]

Gunboats? And yes.

NO! They are BOOTS! Thus Gunboots.

And I looked it up- it's 17% of people who have them use them, making the Gunboots as popular as the Sleeper...  It seems that by a considerable margin, the Pain Train is least popular, which is very odd, seeing as a demo with it can get places a scout can't and can still move with some speed. The other really unpopular item is, unsurprisingly, the chocolate.

Okay, you've gotta tell me - where are these kinds of stats hidden? I can't find anything but the 'TF2 Global Achievement List' anymore from the Steam website.


The Sleeper/Chocolate/Gunboats don't really surprise me. The chocolate's freakin' useless (+50 hp?), the Sleeper almost as much (piss on the target instead of instakilling them?), and the Gunboats were somewhat useful before the damage reduction was nerfed. The Pain Train, though... I'm somewhat surprised. That said, the Equalizer's a really powerful melee tool, and the Demo has more melee weapons than any other class, so I guess it's not as much of a shock as it might be. Still, it's a darn useful weapon, usable by two different classes, and it's that low on the list?

[The Scout]

I use the sleeper when people move like bots. Random spasms and while firing bullets in every direction.

[Duke 2.0]

I use the sleeper when people move like bots. Random spasms and while firing bullets in every direction.

Because hitting somebody and covering them in piss is better than missing a dozen times trying to hit a tiny target moving like a goddam fly on crack.

[PTTG??]

I use the sleeper when people move like bots. Random spasms and while firing bullets in every direction.

Because hitting somebody and covering them in piss is better than missing a dozen times trying to hit a tiny target moving like a goddam fly on crack.

If I had better lag, I might be a bit better at it, but yeah I generally work with the heavy and the engie when online since I live in 1995 and my internet is conveyed by parcel post.

[The Scout]

Yep. Smg kills them pretty quickly. Unless your a retard and had the jarate equipped too.

[Duke 2.0]

Yep. Smg kills them pretty quickly. Unless your a retard and had the jarate equipped too.

Yo.
I am the piss sniper. It is me.

[The Scout]

Quick pyro in your face makes you regret having no reliable weapon.

[Duke 2.0]

 No regrets. I cover all in pee.

[The Scout]

I cover all in fire, or bombs.

[Mr.Person]

I cover all in fire, or bombs.

Doesn't change the fact you're covered in pee.

[The Scout]

You'll cover me in piss, then realise you have nothing to defend yourself from my almighty BACKBURNER.