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Jackrabbit

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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #45 on: February 28, 2009, 02:00:20 am »
Stone is the only cup material
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cowofdoom78963

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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #46 on: February 28, 2009, 02:09:06 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on February 28, 2009, 02:00:20 am
Stone is the only cup material
Im pretty sure that you can make a cup out of wood, if its out of stone its a mug or something.
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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #47 on: February 28, 2009, 02:49:32 am »
Do you remember what deity she was a priestess of? She may not have taken a vow of celibacy, but instead took...'other vows'...!  ::)
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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #48 on: February 28, 2009, 09:35:58 am »
Quote from: cowofdoom78963 on February 28, 2009, 02:09:06 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on February 28, 2009, 02:00:20 am
Stone is the only cup material
Im pretty sure that you can make a cup out of wood, if its out of stone its a mug or something.
One small craft job can actually produce three items.  This is all place holder stuff until real values can be determined.  DF is an Alpha, remember?
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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #49 on: February 28, 2009, 02:25:15 pm »
Quote from: LegoLord on February 28, 2009, 09:35:58 am
Quote from: cowofdoom78963 on February 28, 2009, 02:09:06 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on February 28, 2009, 02:00:20 am
Stone is the only cup material
Im pretty sure that you can make a cup out of wood, if its out of stone its a mug or something.
One small craft job can actually produce three items.  This is all place holder stuff until real values can be determined.  DF is an Alpha, remember?
So in fact the cups are acctualy a group of cups roped together.
So that means the beds could very well be roped together as well. As well as walls, and everything else. Thus a giant can sleep in a small sized bed. IT ALL MAKES SENCE NOW!
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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #50 on: February 28, 2009, 03:03:29 pm »
Quote from: cowofdoom78963 on February 28, 2009, 02:25:15 pm
Quote from: LegoLord on February 28, 2009, 09:35:58 am
Quote from: cowofdoom78963 on February 28, 2009, 02:09:06 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on February 28, 2009, 02:00:20 am
Stone is the only cup material
Im pretty sure that you can make a cup out of wood, if its out of stone its a mug or something.
One small craft job can actually produce three items.  This is all place holder stuff until real values can be determined.  DF is an Alpha, remember?
So in fact the cups are acctualy a group of cups roped together.
So that means the beds could very well be roped together as well. As well as walls, and everything else. Thus a giant can sleep in a small sized bed. IT ALL MAKES SENCE NOW!
But such a combination could only be used by the manliest of men.
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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #51 on: February 28, 2009, 04:42:02 pm »
Quote from: Tradanbattlan on February 28, 2009, 03:03:29 pm
manliest of men.

Thread title has sex in it.

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« Reply #52 on: March 01, 2009, 04:55:23 am »
Quote from: cowofdoom78963 on February 28, 2009, 02:09:06 am
Quote from: Jackrabbit on February 28, 2009, 02:00:20 am
Stone is the only cup material
Im pretty sure that you can make a cup out of wood, if its out of stone its a mug or something.

Stone is the only *drink holding aparatus* then.
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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #53 on: March 01, 2009, 06:56:00 am »
Actually you can make cups out out of wood, just checked.

Stone = mug
Wood = cup
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« Reply #54 on: March 01, 2009, 07:09:44 am »
You ruined the joke.
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« Reply #55 on: March 01, 2009, 10:38:31 am »
Two dwarves, one cup.

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What?
WHAT?
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« Reply #56 on: March 01, 2009, 11:47:46 am »
I'm leaving now.
You too, Yanlin! *Cowboy rope manuever*
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« Reply #57 on: March 01, 2009, 02:12:35 pm »
I see your disgusting joke and one up you.

Two elves one mug.
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« Reply #58 on: March 01, 2009, 03:13:52 pm »
Well everyone knows Dwarf fortress is a Sandbox type game... ;)
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« Reply #59 on: March 01, 2009, 03:46:43 pm »
Quote from: cowofdoom78963 on March 01, 2009, 03:13:52 pm
Well everyone knows Dwarf fortress is a Sandbox type game... ;)
Giggity giggity goo.
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