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[zchris13]

Ok.  Check it out.


Is that not scandalous or what?

[Omnidum]

If that's possible now, imagine the crossing of races and sexes.

[ZeroGravitas]

Ok.  Check it out.


Is that not scandalous or what?

worse, i had an injured dwarf die in bed.

and then another dwarf sleep in the bed. with the body still in it.

[zchris13]

You can't see it, but the door is right next to the bed.  I'm standing under the m, and their under the "w", of crossbowman.

Oh, hilarious. I just spelled crossblowman, fixed it, but figured I should tell you all.  Funny accident, that.

[Jackrabbit]

I once found a room with a man, woman and several children sleeping on a bed. So I stole all there clothes.   I am evil.

[zchris13]

How should I go about doing something like that?

[Jackrabbit]

Wrestle and grab there clothes then use advanced interaction to gain possession. Funny thing, they don't wake up.

[LegoLord]

They are all family members.  Hence they go in the same bed.  Duh.

[Jackrabbit]

9 people to a bed is still creepy. And the beds are pretty small anyway. (or not, think about DF scale hurts my head)

[Duke 2.0]

 Those beds are large enough to fit titans and dragons. A family of five should be no problem.

[Jackrabbit]

And the fact a frigging titan can even fit through the door boggles the mind.

[Duke 2.0]

 A lumberjack cuts a tree for a single log. This single log is used to make a door. And you question the size of such a door?

 Granted that single log can make about 30 bolts, but whatever.

[Jackrabbit]

Jackrabbit cancels think: Gone insane

Jackrabbit has gone stark raving mad!

[Duke 2.0]

 A cat can be both dead and alive. Not terribly difficult to imagine a bed being both large enough for a single kitten and a Dragon.

[inaluct]

I know that the guy who made this topic isn't acting like that, but I thought it was funny.

Edit: Upon further review, he sort of is acting like that. Oh well.