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woose1

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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #30 on: February 23, 2009, 04:45:56 pm »

I love the little crossbow that makes him a crossbow man.
It's just there. While he sleeps.
*Tehee!*
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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #31 on: February 23, 2009, 05:11:00 pm »

See, I find that the priestess' lack of any identifiable accoutrements distracting.

Just sayin'.
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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #32 on: February 23, 2009, 07:13:01 pm »

Crossbowmen are apparently so attached to their bows that they sleep with them.
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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #33 on: February 23, 2009, 11:12:42 pm »

Well, what i'd like to know, is how can a tree be made into a wall that is TALLER than it (even treees don't reach the next Z level) square, and possibly even taking up more space (doesn't water pass over trees?)
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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #34 on: February 24, 2009, 03:14:30 pm »

Whos says the wall is more massiv then 1 mm ?
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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #35 on: February 24, 2009, 05:32:13 pm »

They stop water that could cover a titan.
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LegoLord

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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #36 on: February 24, 2009, 07:23:14 pm »

Well, what i'd like to know, is how can a tree be made into a wall that is TALLER than it (even treees don't reach the next Z level) square, and possibly even taking up more space (doesn't water pass over trees?)
Dude, one "logs" makes one wall.  You get that from one tree.  And, for all intents and purposes, trees are just constructions that grow on their own and require a special profession and item to deconstruct.  Not even magma will destroy a fully grown tree in DF.  A tree in a magma channel can really mess up your doomsday device plans.
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woose1

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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #37 on: February 24, 2009, 07:24:59 pm »

I still think it's scandlous.
Sooooooo scandlous.
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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #38 on: February 25, 2009, 03:29:22 pm »

if the same log that makes a door that can fit a dragon or hydra makes ONLY 30 bolts, imagine the size of the crossbow. if i'm not mistaken, a wooden balista bolt takes THREE logs, so now imagine the size of THAT thing!
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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #39 on: February 25, 2009, 03:35:53 pm »


 Note: That log can either make a wall thick enough to contain a titan inside, or a floor segment.
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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #40 on: February 25, 2009, 09:08:49 pm »

if the same log that makes a door that can fit a dragon or hydra makes ONLY 30 bolts, imagine the size of the crossbow. if i'm not mistaken, a wooden balista bolt takes THREE logs, so now imagine the size of THAT thing!

Actually, the ballista bolt takes one log.  Even though the graphics take 3 tiles, it takes only one tile in the stockpile.  It's long, but thin.
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"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

woose1

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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #41 on: February 26, 2009, 08:30:44 am »

if the same log that makes a door that can fit a dragon or hydra makes ONLY 30 bolts, imagine the size of the crossbow. if i'm not mistaken, a wooden balista bolt takes THREE logs, so now imagine the size of THAT thing!

Actually, the ballista bolt takes one log.  Even though the graphics take 3 tiles, it takes only one tile in the stockpile.  It's long, but thin.
What is it held together by? Elmer's Glue?
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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #42 on: February 26, 2009, 05:45:05 pm »

heh, toady said paper and writing was going into the game along with assosciated crafts.

enter DF investigative journalism. we reveal shocking scandles, scintilating tales of corruption, and the latest on light chainmail dayware for the astute young dwarfette.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(...someone will get it...)
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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #43 on: February 27, 2009, 05:23:59 am »

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Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« Reply #44 on: February 28, 2009, 01:45:35 am »

Wait doesnt it take like, one whole log to make a cup?
That must be one massive cup, fit for a real man.
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