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[Onlyhestands]

3 word story

[SombreChapaeu]

with their dicks

[Org]

while chained to

[Jackrabbit]

something vaguely scandalous 

[SombreChapaeu]

like goblin chicks

[Jackrabbit]

wearing surprisingly covering

[Pandarsenic]

handcuffs, chains, and

(<_<)

[Jackrabbit]

large fluffy wamblers

[Org]

, who will devour

[Pandarsenic]

all who oppose

Spoiler: What we have so far (click to show/hide)

Once, upon a whim, a man utilized a large, rusty, jagged hunk as a yacht. A hunk of orthoclase hit him in the spleen, exploding him spectacularly! A short tale restarted due to HEAVENLY POTEMKIN BUSTER! "Idiots!" said he. "How dare you?" said his stout young male friend, who was wearing full plate armor decorated with Elf bone images of demons striking down young Japanese girls. Depraved images were rife because of forum-goers posting with perverted thoughts, many about nuns and monks with naked bodies who often liked to was themselves publicly. Usually with preteens.

In other news, Onlyhestands is great at juggling pineapples while SombreChapeau wins Shortest Penis Contests in Western Mongolia against Captain Ironblood. Seriously, who wouldn't? Which is tantamount, but Mongolians are giant thugs that ate my cake while doing a 3-word story with their dicks while chained to something vaguely scandalous, like goblin chicks wearing suprisingly covering handcuffs, chains, and large fluffy wamblers, who will devour all who oppose


THINGS THAT MAKE NO SENSE ARE IN BOLD D:

[Digital Hellhound]

the Purple Empire

[Rooster]

advertises yuri to

[Jackrabbit]

((will devour all who oppose the purpule empire advertises yuri to? That makes no sense!))

[Org]

young gay children

[Rooster]

There should be a "." after oppose