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Heron TSG

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Re: Amusing super weapons
« Reply #45 on: February 22, 2009, 03:41:36 pm »

I don't see why people are talking about a book (however emo it is) in a topic about building world-crushers.
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Re: Amusing super weapons
« Reply #46 on: February 22, 2009, 03:51:55 pm »

New world crusher idea. Get all the goblins to read twilight, and then tell them that the author did it for the money and she hates the fans. And so does Edward.
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Re: Amusing super weapons
« Reply #47 on: February 22, 2009, 04:20:57 pm »

I have an even better idea!  Here!  BTW, that's burning coal in a bin, and coal in the catapult.


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Re: Amusing super weapons
« Reply #48 on: February 22, 2009, 04:30:12 pm »

She slapped you in the face for dissing Twilight?  I don't use language like this often, but . . .

What the Fuck?!  What is wrong with that bitch?!

Oh yeah, she read the most demented novel in the modern world.  Seriously, she is over-reacting.  You need to do something.

... You should read the forum that is linked to somewhere in this thread, thats sick!
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Re: Amusing super weapons
« Reply #49 on: February 22, 2009, 04:31:26 pm »

I have an even better idea!  Here!  BTW, that's burning coal in a bin, and coal in the catapult.



... I dont get it, Will the coal burn and explode on impact or something?
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Re: Amusing super weapons
« Reply #50 on: February 22, 2009, 04:44:28 pm »

Not explode, but in theory it should burn if you can get it to fly through a fire.  If it hit a goblin, the goblin's clothing would light on fire, and then the goblin would light other goblins on fire . . .

It would be like burning ants.
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"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
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Re: Amusing super weapons
« Reply #51 on: February 22, 2009, 04:55:11 pm »

Very dwarfy!  It combines the ability to keep your legendary seige operators alive, keep your masterpiece catapults from burning, and burning fiery death, all in one convenient package!

This is still being tested.  We set lignite blocks on fire using magma, inside a metal bin.  They burn forever, and are crazy powerful at burning stuff.  Somebody test this.
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« Reply #52 on: February 22, 2009, 07:44:32 pm »

Very dwarfy!  It combines the ability to keep your legendary seige operators alive, keep your masterpiece catapults from burning, and burning fiery death, all in one convenient package!

This is still being tested.  We set lignite blocks on fire using magma, inside a metal bin.  They burn forever, and are crazy powerful at burning stuff.  Somebody test this.
If there is no lignite, will charcoal work?
And if so, how do I get the burning stuff in the bin/burn it after it is in the bin?
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Re: Amusing super weapons
« Reply #53 on: February 22, 2009, 07:51:01 pm »

get it anywhere near the bin. seriously, the fire is hot enough to evaporate any water in a 3x3x3 cube around it instantly.
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Re: Amusing super weapons
« Reply #54 on: February 22, 2009, 07:52:38 pm »

If it is on fire, anything inside like 8 squares will be burning, and really quickly.  It is being tested.  The image is a link, follow it, and read up there.
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« Reply #55 on: February 22, 2009, 07:56:18 pm »

If it is on fire, anything inside like 8 squares will be burning, and really quickly.  It is being tested.  The image is a link, follow it, and read up there.
Guess that means that Floodgates going up, revealing your bins to the gobbo invaders (Lighting them up off course) is a go then? ^^
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Re: Amusing super weapons
« Reply #56 on: February 22, 2009, 08:17:06 pm »

Follow the Image/Link Combo, and find out.  IT IS IN TESTING!!!!!!!!!!!

Zchris13 has gone stark raving mad!!!
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Re: Amusing super weapons
« Reply #57 on: February 22, 2009, 09:38:42 pm »

that lignite in an iron bin thread is awesome, and seems like its going to open a whole new world of interesting things to do. i like the floodgate blast furnace idea. you could wall up your entrance way with floodgates and just open them to fry anything coming or going that you want dead. bonus is it burns up all that annoying narrow clothing the goblins drop everywhere and just leaves you with the iron.

perfect migrant killer, and perfect again for disposing of caravans. wagons are highly flamable.

also, legolord, the slapping someone over twilight is just the tip of the iceburg. in the twilightsucks forum someone linked earlier, there were people hitting each other with baseball bats, threatening people with flick knives, an artist was hit repeatedly on the head with a chair by a fangirl because he said he wasnt so fond of the way twilight portrayed vampires but he was happy to draw the characters anyway, and at the far end of crazy some primary school girls tried to down another in a toilet, some other girls ambushed the twilight hater they had targeted and broke her arm.

at the super extreme mega crazy end a girl in a chemistry class threw a beaker full of acid in someones face, and a 14 year old girl shot someone with a signal flare from her fathers fishing boat, causing burns and serious damage to the victims arm, and a charge of attempted murder. some of those cases involved people with mental illness, but a frightening number did not. twilight fans are very scary. also, the crazyness was not restricted to just fangirls, there were some very creepy guys doing stupid policeworthy things as well.

anyways, superweapons, anybody?
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Re: Amusing super weapons
« Reply #58 on: February 22, 2009, 09:41:51 pm »

My God.  Twilight should be banned for disturbing the peace!  Truly, it fits in this thread.
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"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

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Re: Amusing super weapons
« Reply #59 on: February 22, 2009, 09:51:47 pm »

Naw defenitly two long 2 tile wide hallways with only hatchs on the floor and in the middle a one tile choke point with a pressure plate hooked up to all the hatchs then underneith 5 z-levels down my massive pack of war dogs readily devours any body who falls in and gets injured and if they kill all the dogs we just put in more dogs!
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My child got ripped to shreds by invading goblins, which caused my wife to go mad and was shot down by the town guard for attacking the brewer and they both rotted before my eyes....

But dayyumm my room looks nice

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