that lignite in an iron bin thread is awesome, and seems like its going to open a whole new world of interesting things to do. i like the floodgate blast furnace idea. you could wall up your entrance way with floodgates and just open them to fry anything coming or going that you want dead. bonus is it burns up all that annoying narrow clothing the goblins drop everywhere and just leaves you with the iron.
perfect migrant killer, and perfect again for disposing of caravans. wagons are highly flamable.
also, legolord, the slapping someone over twilight is just the tip of the iceburg. in the twilightsucks forum someone linked earlier, there were people hitting each other with baseball bats, threatening people with flick knives, an artist was hit repeatedly on the head with a chair by a fangirl because he said he wasnt so fond of the way twilight portrayed vampires but he was happy to draw the characters anyway, and at the far end of crazy some primary school girls tried to down another in a toilet, some other girls ambushed the twilight hater they had targeted and broke her arm.
at the super extreme mega crazy end a girl in a chemistry class threw a beaker full of acid in someones face, and a 14 year old girl shot someone with a signal flare from her fathers fishing boat, causing burns and serious damage to the victims arm, and a charge of attempted murder. some of those cases involved people with mental illness, but a frightening number did not. twilight fans are very scary. also, the crazyness was not restricted to just fangirls, there were some very creepy guys doing stupid policeworthy things as well.
anyways, superweapons, anybody?