TURN 23!OrgI attack!
{Dodge:6} The sandwich dodges!But...
SombreChapaeuI wake up smelling sandwich. upon seeing it's evil I kick off a wall, and onto the ceiling and come smashing down on the foul sandvich. then I dip it into the blood and eat the now sauce'd sandwich.
... it jumps stright at Sombre, who unleashes a deadly combo! {Damage:3+6= Overkill!} The sandwich bursts into tiny pieces, but you enjoy eating them anyway. {Vomit:4-2} {Death:1} {O_o:1} You feel really bad! You are unconscious, and dying! You bleed from nose, eyes, and mouth. Your Drunken master title grants you the ability to move and perform actions even when unconscious, but you'll die at the end of next turn if you won't be healed
webadictThere never was any blood or boulders blocking our way to begin with!
{Luck:1}The ground starts to rumble!...
VaiolisI attempt Hydrokinesis on the cave-in blocking our path, again!
{Power:2-1 exhaustion} ...You misfire, and you interrupt not only your power, but webadict's as well! For a moment you all get a small earthquake in here, and then sudden burst! A flash of light and then BOOM! Your group gets sucked in by a portal. When you wake up (at least those that aren't dying) you see a big hall. Its walls are smooth and on them are engraved pictures of tentacle demons "commiting depraved acts", Dwarves geting eaten by frog demons, Dwarves incinerated by spirits of fire. There are many cages with skeletons inside, but one contains a living elf, but you doubt he'll be of any use as he's talking things like: "Shut your mouth you goblin, you!" "I'll rape your mother and your children!" "You'll soon face the dark lord!" and so on.
SHAD0WdumpI start whackin' away at one of the barriers between me and my compatriots(there is only one right? two?)
When you get to the site, in place of tunnel is a big chasm! on the far end you can see a fragment of tunnel that once was here.
Kel the ObliviousJust out of curiosity, I run my hands over my face, to double check it's still human, and then walk past Anti-Paragon. "Good to know that there are beholders here. I imagine the blood of an eye tyrant would look quite wonderful all over Azmollokum. And I am quite sure you did not have one quite like this. I doubt this world has ever played host to something as impressive and powerful as Azmollokum. If it did, I doubt it would be anything more then dust and ashes under a red tinted sky." I turn and smile wide. "Now, I advise you keep your distance. You have yet to prove yourself an ally, and my good friend here..." I heft my spear, letting Azmollokum spin on the end of it's leather strap for a moment. ".. Has a nasty habit of making you want to end your petty existence on this plane of reality. Now, wise dungeon master, where can I find some food? It has been a while since I last ate, and I do not relish the idea of consuming raw flesh, although it is an experience I have yet to try, so perhaps I would enjoy it."
I start heading down the hall way, not waiting for an answer.
Anti-Paragon"Now if'n I recall..." I say, scratching a short and well-kept graying beard and seeming completely oblivious to Kel's departure, "I done and left some good food in the secret passage to the room you've gonehere collapsed."
I promptly begin feeling around the rock wall for that door to the secret tunnel. Or was it on the opposite side of the wall? I can't really remember.
[epic rpgers!]Yup still human!
"No need to be violent" he says.
"Maybe" you reply while still keeping your eyes on him, and then you hear a BOOM! A sizzle, screams and then nothing. You can then hear SHAD0W trying out the echo... wait echo? Somethings not right but you pay no attention to that and keep a poker face. Anti-Paragon starts mumbling a boring story about his necklace and that it had spirit of elves and angels inside, and that he hated it because they were angry when he ate meat and drank booze.
"Click!" Anti-paragon finds a switch, and you both proceed there.
"I used to invite all my whores here" He laughs. Now you can see why, this room has masterwork engravings, masterwork golden furniture (with tiger leather). Shelves of brandy, and swamp whiskey, bags of spare golden coins and barrels of =Plump helmet roast=. He sure knows how to throw a party!
The four is placed in a most unexpected place, the one nobody wants to visit in a lifetime. Webadict pets his tigon and hopes for the best. It might not seem so, but this place is terrifing.
SHAD0W is in a dead end. No way to get to the other side and no other way out than digging. While Kel will enjoy throwing a party with Anti-paragon for sure.
Webadict,Org,Vaiolis and SombreKel and Anti-paragonSHAD0WMapStatus:Vaiolis:Wizardry+. In effect of "Ice shield". Holding javelins. FLoating around is a swarm of bees
Known spells:
Tier 1 known
Glacial ray+ - Shoots a ray of ice +1 damage
Ice shield - creates a floating block of ice protecting the user
Sparkling Ice+ - creates light by making highly reflective ice.
Summon ice ammunition - summons a stack of arrows, bolts or boulders (yeah real 2 meters high and wide boulders)
Tier 2 known
Ice shards + - shoots ice shards like machine gun. (3+1 attacks with one casting )
Create/ destroy ice - Can create even 50 X 50 meters ice block with one casting. Shape has to be specified before casting
Water heal - replenishes blood loss, and cures fire damage
Tier 3
Animate ice - Can make ice alive (yes animated ice has a soul, mind, can die,
pretty average IQ unless otherwise specified, attitude depends on the previous shape.)
Hydrokinesis - divination by water. Ulimate water control. Has many uses for ex. You can dehydrate a dragon,
by making his blood vanish, or you can make water appear out of nowhere.
Tier 4
Cryogeddon - Ultimate spell. After casting this your water spells will get auto 6s, but you will lose the ability to cast fire spells.
Ice elemental
Ps, you have to master previous tier before getting to the next one.
Flavor:Is crazy about bees. If he ever gets a chance to talk with an NPC there are sure to be bee jokes in the dialogue
webadict:
Discovered the secret of disintegration.Master summoner (Pretty random). Wearing a cloak (On command can turn you into a skeleton with: Immunity to piercing, 50% resistance to slashing, Blunt does 200%.
White magic would insta-kill you, but you are immune to it.
Energy drain: whenever you eat flesh of a sentinent being you heal yourself).
MUST GET PET!
DOOMED( 8 )!
Only known property is that you won't die now.
Cursed
Resistant to any white magic
Marked
He has met death. There are hidden properties of this "skill"
Broken arms
SHAD0Wdump:Knows something about rat poison. Dangerous urine. Master alchemist. Holding a box. Wearing a xbackpackx with Unindentified glowing fungus, one red mushroom and a bomb. Holding a pickaxe.
Flavor: Likes baking
Pet:Baldr a stray cat with divine powers of distraction
Org: Slightly torn shirt. Sharp rocks attached to right hand (+1 to damage while punching).On the floor is a thing called "shoota" with SHAD0W's signature on it(possible multiple shots in one turn) (Ammo: 5 units of powder, and pebbles).Strong.Green.Left arm amputated and reattached. Undead left arm
flavor: He really starts being an "Org"
Kel the Oblivious: Strong. Holding -Obsidian spear- with wrapped around Azmollokum an artifact bone amulet.Resistant to effects of Azmollokum.Novice mechanic. Night vision
Bag:
34 silver coins
healing potion
Wearing a set of bone armor with black energy orbs(Resistant to black magic, and impact damage +1 to strenght, but -1 to speed).
Azmollokum: Chaotic-evil artifact. Contains spirits of dead goblins. Strong personality.
SombreChapaeu:Drunk (for a small amount of timejavascript:void(0); +6 to wrestling related skills and -6 to mental ones). Hairy (proper beard). Alcoholic. Drunken master! Dying!
Anti-Paragon: Old, but still kicking
The last thing you remember is drinking beer in nearby tavern. The reason you were drinking is irrelevant
and unknown.You all surely had reasons for drinkind too much, as you now find yourselves in wooden cages
in a cave with smooth dolomite floor about 20 meters wide and roof being too far away for you to see.
Everywhere in this oval shaped hall are large glowing fungi, and in the distance you see a pile of junk.
You do not know each other, but one thing you all know is that you have to get out of here.
Woo! It looks like I got some spare time!
Looks like I forgot about the cage in one picture. Woops sorry bout that
. I made a map to satisfy SHAD0W
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