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[Kel the Oblivious]

I proceed to skin the trog, and try to turn it's bones into some sort of armor. A shield out of it's rib cage maybe

[Rooster]

Org: Yeah, I'm finally starting to know what you ment from the very beginning. I'm not a huge fan of warhammer, so I didn't catch on. Now you're starting to turn into an orc! Yeah 

Sombre: There are 6 levels of drunkness, you're on second. On third you will have a roll to pass out of drunkness(but only once). On fourth you will have a roll every turn to vomit one level of alcohol. On fifth, you will be able to spit alcohol and probably fire it up like a dragon, -1 to vomit roll. On sixth, you get a "drunken master" title, -2 to vomit roll, every turn you get a saving throw against death, and the efect lasts until you get rid of all the alcohol.

On the other side, Drunken master has:
can consume one level of alcohol to completely heal himself.
Can make alcohol out of everything.
No limit on alcohol storage within body (Its not the same as the levels because you don't get the bonuses.)
Spiting fire if fire source nearby.
Can make himself not drunk for one turn, but -1 to vomit roll, for every turn that you do it.
Possible more uses for alcohol, but my imagination just shut down.

Kel: If Rickvoid doesn't post he will help you make armor.

[Org]

I actually dont play the Fantasy. 40k seems much better. Gork and Mork are in that too.

[Rooster]

Oh, I knew that. I knew that when I saw "GorkaMorka" thread

[Org]

Yeah, 40k is a good game...GorkaMorka is an offshoot, and it is okay.

[SHAD0Wdump]

hmm...

Lets make a stew out of the troglodyte!

Oh damnit,sombre made it into brew...

I remember the trog and materialize troglodyte organs to make a stew out of!

[Rooster]

Well, you know how webadict ended. He almost died.

Besides there are sure some leftovers. You can't brew bones for example.

[SHAD0Wdump]

I MUST HAVE ORGANS!

[webadict]

Well, you know how webadict ended. He almost died.

Besides there are sure some leftovers. You can't brew bones for example.

Yeah, and rolling 4 5's was my way out. Good luck with your death.

[Vaiolis]

So what is mastering the previous tier? Getting a + for casting with each spell, or learning all the spells (for casting, not just knowing what I can strive for)?

But anyways, sorry for the wait didn't notice I hadn't posted. I cast sparkling ice again on the troglodyte!

[SHAD0Wdump]

I cast sparkling ice again on the troglodyte!

He's dead chap.

[Vaiolis]

Oh... Hmm...

Well then, I cast sparkling ice anyway!

[Rooster]

Well, Its that you have to know every spell in a tier.
Having a + on a spell gives you auto + in its "upgraded" version. You might have noticed that with each level you get less spells.
If you played warlords: battlecry 2 you'll know how this works.

[Rooster]

Hell yeah! 1000 views!
Yeah I know its nothing, but I hope this becomes my most succesfull topic!
Turn tommorow

[Rooster]

Woops sorry
Something messed my internet connection.
I'll just start rolling

Just so I won't make any quadruple posting

TURN 14!

webadict

I think about defending cute little puppy dogs in order to remove my cowardliness.

{Luck:1} You think about it, but you get to the point when you realize that you preffer kittens. You remamber that SHAD0W has a kitten, so you go after him. He says that you can pet him, and you do that for 20 minutes.

SombreChapaeu

I consume the alebold and increase my drunkeness. I also grow my beard.

You figure out that moustache would be more BOOM-BOOM. What the heck?! Alcohol must be assaulting your head or something.{KO:4} You feel like collapsing, but you want more alcohol!

Org

I, being myself again, call upon Gork for strength.

Gork is amused. Your skin turn permanently green, but there are no more side effects.{?:4} You feel stronger!

Kel the Oblivious

I proceed to skin the trog, and try to turn it's bones into some sort of armor. A shield out of it's rib cage maybe

Rickvoid helps you. Now you have nice bone armor. It has a little emo touch to it, to get along with your amulet.

SHAD0Wdump

I remember the trog and materialize troglodyte organs to make a stew out of!

You obligate webadict to materialize you a trog. He refuses (out of obvious reasons). When you mention that your kitty would be happy, he gets to work. {Insert your prayers for not getting a 6 or 1}
{Luck:4} Webadict doubted for a minute that a black hole will jump out of nowhere, but instead me materializes some butchered organs. Shadow gets to cooking. He sees no use in a stew and instead he makes a meat-cake.

Vaiolis

I cast sparkling ice anyway!

You make the tunnel brighter.{Learning:6} You master it and you feel like you can try casting the last spell you need to know. You cast it. {Power:2} But you fail creating any ammo.

Status:

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Vaiolis:On a glorious way to wizardry! In effect of "Ice shield". Is a BEEEE!
Known spells:
Water:Glacial ray+ - Shoots a ray of ice +1 damage
      Ice shield - creates a floating block of ice protecting the user
   Sparkling Ice+ - creates light by making highly reflective ice.
         Summon ice ammunition - summons a stack of arrows, bolts or boulders (yeah real 2 meters high and wide boulders)
          Tier 2
           Ice shards - shoots ice shards like machine gun. (3 attacks with one casting )
            Create/ destroy ice - Can create even 50 X 50 meters ice block with one casting. Shape has to be specified before casting
             Water heal - replenishes blood loss, and cures fire damage
              Tier 3
               Animate ice - Can make ice alive (yes animated ice has a soul, mind, can die, pretty average IQ unless otherwise specified, attitude depends on the previous shape.
                Hydrokinesis - divination by water. Ulimate water control. Has many uses for ex. You can dehydrate a dragon, by making his blood vanish, or you can make water appear out of nowhere.
                 Tier 4
                  Cryogeddon - Ultimate spell. After casting this your water spells will get auto 6s, but you will use the ability to cast fire spells.
Earth: Transformation to animal
Fire:? ? ? feeling rage helps at learning fire magic!
Air:N/A

Ps, you have to master previous tier before getting to the next one.

Flavor:Is crazy about bees. If he ever gets a chance to talk with an NPC there are sure to be bee jokes in the dialogue

webadict: Discovered the secret of disintegration.Lying at his feet is a massive sword.Master summoner (Pretty random). Wearing a cloak (On command ca turn you into a skeleton with: Immunity to piercing, 50% resistance to slashing, Blunt does 200%. White magic would insta-kill you, but you are immune to it. Energy drain: whenever you eat flesh of a sentinent being you heal yourself).MuSt PrOtEcT kItTy!(If Baldr dies you'll get VERY upset)
DOOMED(!
Only known property is that you won't die now.
Cursed
Resistant to any white magic
Marked
He has met death. There are hidden properties of this "skill"

SHAD0Wdump:Knows something about rat poison. Dangerous urine. Novice alchemist. Holding a box. Wearing a xbackpackx.Holding a meat-cake
Flavor: Likes baking
Pet:Baldr a stray cat

Org: Slightly torn shirt. Sharp rocks attached to right hand (+1 to damage while punching).In left hand carrying a thing called "shoota" (Ammo: 5 units of powder, and pebbles).Strong.Green.
flavor: He really starts being an "Org"

Rickvoid:Master bone carver. In possesion of artifact mechanical giant bone rat "Mouser AtemBerim, Rodent of Artifice" (can catch). Holds +bone crossbow+ and 19 <Bone bolts>. Wears bone helmet.Dabbling marksman

Kel the Oblivious: Strong. Holding -Obsidian spear- with wrapped around Azmollokum an artifact bone amulet.Resistant to effects of Azmollokum.Novice mechanic. <<Wearing a bone armor>>
Bag:
34 silver coins
healing potion

SombreChapaeu:Drunk (for a small amount of time +3 to wrestling related skills and -3 to mental ones). Hairy (moustache)

Background:

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The last thing you remember is drinking beer in nearby tavern. The reason you were drinking is irrelevant
and unknown.You all surely had reasons for drinkind too much, as you now find yourselves in wooden cages
in a cave with smooth dolomite floor about 20 meters wide and roof being too far away for you to see.
Everywhere in this oval shaped hall are large glowing fungi, and in the distance you see a pile of junk.
You do not know each other, but one thing you all know is that you have to get out of here.