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[Yanlin]

No, At first I trusted you, but then, no, probably wasn't random.

Why don't you try playing my next RTD? See how that goes.

[Yanlin]

Right. There's one guy missing but I didn't bother to check the list. Anyone that can be arsed, PM him. I'll just wait.

[Org]

No, At first I trusted you, but then, no, probably wasn't random.

Why don't you try playing my next RTD? See how that goes.

It would probably be a worse going.

[Jackrabbit]

Yet fun! (Like, the DF definition)

[Yanlin]

Org is not a real DF player. Losing is fun!

It would appear that one guy is still missing... He better get here before asswhooping ensues.

[Jackrabbit]

In your rules you stated we couple post for a latecomer if he fails to post. If he doesn't make it he prays to god to destroy everything

[knightedskull]

If there's an opening I'll take it and then care for it.

[Yanlin]

Alright. I'm gonna go ahead and roll 6 on procrastination. Rolls tomorrow.

[Yanlin]

ROLL TO DIE!!!

Muahaha!

We need lots of BABIES! Baby suns EVERYWHERE!

2: Your male sun turns out to be sterile. You get into a state of rage and cut your legs off.

While my mecha-emo protects me, I'll build a time machine, which I shall promptly use to become ruler of the universe.

6: You constructed an EPIC time machine and proceeded to the past to attempt to win. You will need 5 turns change enough stuff to win. You are unable to post actions until this period is over, because you can't send your messages to me from the past.

I'm here, and I thought I posted an action last time...

But no, I didn't.  Well then.

I order my cyborgs to build a Dyson Sphere around some star.  That should impress some peons.

6: You build a win button instead. By pressing this button, you will be able to win within 3 turns unless somebody else manages to press it again.

I suppose I will just build something of unimaginable power by merging all the leftover wreckage from that half a planet.

3: You create a machine of imaginable power.

In your rules you stated we couple post for a latecomer if he fails to post. If he doesn't make it he prays to god to destroy everything

1: The gods scoff at Kael and destroy him instead. He loses.

Dammit.

I become a phoenix and then cry on my broken nail to heal it.

5: You heal your entire body. You are now at perfect health, but also a phoenix.




Inventory:

Flintus10: A HUGE undead ferret capable of breaking any world in 3 turns, machine of imaginable power.

Aqizzar: 500 nukes, huge ass fleet, game win button. (Once pressed, triggers a winning sequence that takes 3 turns to complete. Can only be stopped by pressing the button again.)

Wimdit: Phoenix state, communications terminal slag, town slag, a small villa in a tropical planet.

Nirur Torir: Some body parts, mecha emo capable of stopping invading armies in their tracks with the power of sadness, will win in 5 turns unless stopped, cannot post actions.

webadict: Super tractor beam, hot female sun, sterile male sun, no legs.



Status:

Sudden death will fade away in 1 turn.

[Nirur Torir]

I knew I should have just conquered Arrakis. ("He who controls the spice controls the universe," right?)

[webadict]

Man... That sucks.

I guess I'll have to make half fire-person/half sun babies with the female sun.

[Yanlin]

Be careful. A 1 roll could easily incinerate you. Unless you plan for somebody else to mate with the sun?

[Vlynndar]

Need a volunteer?

[Yanlin]

Sorry, this RTD will end shortly and I doubt there's room for more.

[Wimdit]

Dammit.

I become a phoenix and then cry on my broken nail to heal it.

How'd that work out? By the way, I commit seppuku in the hopes that my death will cause me to win.