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Author Topic: Yanlin's RTD in true random style. Turn 6: Things are getting interesting.  (Read 34765 times)

Jackrabbit

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Re: Yanlin's RTD in true random style. Turn 4: FIRST BLOOD!
« Reply #150 on: March 13, 2009, 12:43:03 am »

We would lynch you. I have no love for my creation. Also, ants.
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Re: Yanlin's RTD in true random style. Turn 4: FIRST BLOOD!
« Reply #151 on: March 13, 2009, 09:06:35 am »

ROLL TO DIE!!!

Interesting power. Alright, I'll use it. My mecha emo will force every living thing in the universe to roll a saving throw vs depression or kill itself.

4: (There are no saving throws in this game.) Your mecha emo forces everything in the universe to become sadder. The effect wears off as the entire universe has enough entertainment to let the effect pass. But your mecha emo has learned from this. It will now be able to depress your enemies into not attacking you.



I commence a campaign against the universe, thus becoming emperor of the universe

TO WAR!

1: You give yourself hoarse from shouting. You become so sad that you shoot yourself in the face. You lose.




I'll have to make that female sun older...

I age the female sun to be barely legal.

5: Your female sun now appears old enough to be legal. This pleases your male sun.



Org! My town!

I know what I must do.

I rebuild my town, and shove Org's spirit into it in the process. This will make it EVEN MORE POWERFUL.

3: You build a small villa in a remote tropical planet instead.



A become a colony of psychic ants who are:
1) Space-faring
2) Capable of acting as a cohesive unit at all times through psychic networking
3) Not eating myself/themselves, ever
4) The collective emperor of the universe


edit: WE LIKE TO SPELL THINGS CORRECTLY YES WE DO

1: Your ants refuse to listen to you. You lose.



I raise the dead from the half a planet my ferret ate (from it's stomach pressumably but pfft details) and have them dominate the entire star system I am currently in

3: You can't do so. The ferret already digested them. You now have an undead giant turd.



I build another universe thereby becoming the emperor of that universe.

So I can dodge entirely the incoming doom!

1: Your universe collapses on itself causing a black hole to suck you in. You lose.




Inventory:

Flintus10: A HUGE undead ferret capable of breaking any world in 3 turns.

Aqizzar: 500 nukes, huge ass fleet.

Wimdit: Broken nail, communications terminal slag, town slag, a small villa in a tropical planet.

KaelGotDwarves: Nothing.

Nirur Torir: Some body parts, mecha emo capable of stopping invading armies in their tracks with the power of sadness.

webadict: Super tractor beam, hot female sun.



Status:

Sudden death will fade away in 2 turns or when there are only 4 people left.
« Last Edit: March 13, 2009, 09:09:04 am by Yanlin »
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Re: Yanlin's RTD in true random style. Turn 5: KILLING SPREE!
« Reply #152 on: March 13, 2009, 09:20:33 am »

Muahaha!

We need lots of BABIES! Baby suns EVERYWHERE!
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Yanlin's RTD in true random style. Turn 5: KILLING SPREE!
« Reply #153 on: March 13, 2009, 09:24:54 am »

Has anyone noticed that trying to win kills you? was that a special sudden death trait?
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Re: Yanlin's RTD in true random style. Turn 5: KILLING SPREE!
« Reply #154 on: March 13, 2009, 09:44:46 am »

No. The dice just didn't favor you. Speaking of which, where's Aqizzar and Kael??
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Re: Yanlin's RTD in true random style. Turn 5: KILLING SPREE!
« Reply #155 on: March 13, 2009, 10:01:24 am »

While my mecha-emo protects me, I'll build a time machine, which I shall promptly use to become ruler of the universe.
« Last Edit: March 13, 2009, 04:21:05 pm by Nirur Torir »
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Re: Yanlin's RTD in true random style. Turn 5: KILLING SPREE!
« Reply #156 on: March 13, 2009, 11:08:18 am »

I'm here, and I thought I posted an action last time...

But no, I didn't.  Well then.

I order my cyborgs to build a Dyson Sphere around some star.  That should impress some peons.
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Re: Yanlin's RTD in true random style. Turn 5: KILLING SPREE!
« Reply #157 on: March 13, 2009, 03:29:51 pm »

Fail game is full of fail.
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Re: Yanlin's RTD in true random style. Turn 5: KILLING SPREE!
« Reply #158 on: March 13, 2009, 03:39:13 pm »

Dammit.

I become a phoenix and then cry on my broken nail to heal it.
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Re: Yanlin's RTD in true random style. Turn 5: KILLING SPREE!
« Reply #159 on: March 13, 2009, 04:03:01 pm »

Fail game is full of fail.

You're just saying that because you suck at it.
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Re: Yanlin's RTD in true random style. Turn 5: KILLING SPREE!
« Reply #160 on: March 13, 2009, 04:05:19 pm »

You could not make a good game if you tried.
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Re: Yanlin's RTD in true random style. Turn 5: KILLING SPREE!
« Reply #161 on: March 13, 2009, 04:19:38 pm »

this was fun Yanlin. I might join up for th next round.
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Re: Yanlin's RTD in true random style. Turn 5: KILLING SPREE!
« Reply #162 on: March 13, 2009, 04:20:42 pm »

Fail game is full of fail.
I disagree. Chaotic game of doom is full of chaotic doom.

You could not make a good game if you tried.
He who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw rocks. Update your game already, then you can comment on the games of others.

Incidentally, posting this has reminded me to format my post. Thank you, Org.
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Re: Yanlin's RTD in true random style. Turn 5: KILLING SPREE!
« Reply #163 on: March 13, 2009, 04:50:41 pm »

Fine then. Make a game where if I get a one, I dont die. That is dumb.

Secondly, Dont punish players for missing a post. You should have put it in the first post, as I didnt see it.

Thirdly, my thread is dead.
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Yanlin's RTD in true random style. Turn 5: KILLING SPREE!
« Reply #164 on: March 13, 2009, 05:09:13 pm »

1. Sudden death would be  the key word there. Also, we are working on a cosmic scale. You tried to take over an entire world. Thats a bit more dangerous than a country.

2. Everyone else saw it.

3. Thats too bad, I liked following your game.
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