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[Vlynndar]

I checked, everyone has posted (watch out for webadict, he didn't bold his action).

Aw bugger, I knew that and decided not to tell. I felt evil.

[webadict]

Huh. Coulda sworn I did bold my action...

Well, I'll be.

I doubt this'll do then:

I make a friend for my sun.

[Yanlin]

Alright then. Rolls tomorrow. If you're really lucky, later today!

[Yanlin]

ROLL TO DIE!!!

Things are changing. Turn 4 is the trigger for epic death. Dying will be easy now. This will continue until only 5 players remain.

Very well then.I build a nano-bots army, giving me a bonus to building stuff and such.

5: You can now build ANYTHING in one turn.

I feel forgotten. I guess I'll have to send out a clone of myself to get another player chosen at random drunk in a bar somewhere, and depress him into giving my clone a great deal of power.

6: You send out 5 clones of yourself to the local bar. The clones pick a random drunk that turns out to be god. God agrees to help you. He depresses your clone so much, it turns into MECHA EMO! Now capable of depressing EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE in one turn. This INCLUDES you.

Right. I use my town to destroy every single celestial body in the universe, except for those in the the five or so solar systems which are within ten light years of the exact centre of the universe.

1: You lose the keys to the ignition. The town gets so angry, it SELF DESTRUCTS.

Huh. I could have sworn, but I hadn't even posted. Ah well

I take over my solar system

5: You take over your solar system. Not much gained.

I fail to use my laser as a threat against a forge world, so they make tanks.

6: You expertly fail to threaten a forge world. The forge world is so pissed that they kill you. You lose.

Huh, so somebody beat me to the Earth.

I'll put my cyborgs to work completing the 500 nukes for future use.

4: Your cyborgs complete the 500 nukes. You now have 500 nukes. Not much gained.

(uhh we spell civilization different in Aus  )

And I send my ferret to devour the closest world that mocked me!

3: The ferret feels lazy. It takes a bite out of the closest world that mocked you. The ferret wiped out half the population of the said planet.

I become a colony of flesh-eating nanobots, based on that, since I'm already made of Awesomanium (if I even spelled that right) I just need the... metal composing my body to be a colony of flesh-eating nanobots who are, of course, all under my direct control.

1: You attempt to become a colony of flesh eating ants, but instead become a colony of self eating ants. You will die in one turn unless you do something.

Huh. Coulda sworn I did bold my action...

Well, I'll be.

I doubt this'll do then:

I make a friend for my sun.

4: You make an underage female sun. Your sun will have to wait until it can "enjoy" its friend.



Inventory:

Flintus10: A HUGE undead ferret capable of breaking any world in 3 turns.

Aqizzar: 500 nukes, huge ass fleet.

Floirt: Is able to build ANYTHING in one turn.

Pandarsenic: some shit, cookie, will die in one turn unless does something to prevent it.

Jackrabbit: Gigantic army capable of conquering a planet in 3 turns.

Wimdit: Broken nail, communications terminal slag, town slag.

KaelGotDwarves: Nothing.

Nirur Torir: Some body parts, mecha emo.

webadict: Super tractor beam, underage female sun.



Status:

Death!

[Vlynndar]

I feel this is a very destructive RTD.

[Yanlin]

That was the plan. Like Aqizzar said. My emotions are just as random as any RNG.

[Nirur Torir]

Interesting power. Alright, I'll use it. My mecha emo will force every living thing in the universe to roll a saving throw vs depression or kill itself.

[Jackrabbit]

I commence a campaign against the universe, thus becoming emperor of the universe

TO WAR!

[Org]

That was the plan. Like Aqizzar said. My emotions are just as random as any RNG.

Oh yeah. Let me tell you.

[webadict]

I'll have to make that female sun older...

I age the female sun to be barely legal.

[Wimdit]

Org! My town!

I know what I must do.

I rebuild my town, and shove Org's spirit into it in the process. This will make it EVEN MORE POWERFUL.

[Yanlin]

Just a little reminder. Pretty much any fail can kill you now. This is a planned course. I did plan this RTD a bit you know. So you might as well try pushing the "Press here to win!" button.

[Jackrabbit]

-This space for rent-

[Pandarsenic]

A become a colony of psychic ants who are:
1) Space-faring
2) Capable of acting as a cohesive unit at all times through psychic networking
3) Not eating myself/themselves, ever
4) The collective emperor of the universe

edit: WE LIKE TO SPELL THINGS CORRECTLY YES WE DO

[Jackrabbit]

Which translates to "I win. also, ants"